Rate my lunch

[CEDmom]

Now, if you were eating right out of the shoes I'd have to give you a 10 just for the sheer sickness factor alone . For the actual food I'd have to score it a 0. There's not 1 thing that's appealing to me - not even the M&Ms. However unlike T&B it's not all about me , so overall you get a 7 . Fine work my friend .

My own lunch consisted of a carton of yogurt eaten standing up and one of those Hershey dark chocolate sticks.

 

[LiteBrite]

I am sitting here drinking a glass of Pinot Noir waiting with breath that is bated.

It isn't even in a wine glass. That's how crap our dishes are here.

ETA: WOW!! That is fun. Are your crocs ( ) smelly?

I give it an 8. Do you have a large collection of salt and pepper shakers?

Nope, they are not smelly. That's part of the magic of Crocs - they never smell, and neither do your feet when you wear them.

Actually, I do collect salt and pepper shakers.

 

[Shugardrawers]

Ok, I have decided that after only 2 days, I am pretty much sick of putting together fancy schmancy presentations. The truth is I almost always eat my lunch on a tv tray while I watch a DVD.

What you're about to see IS on a tv tray, but the presentation is slightly different from my norm.






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The cup on the left (your left) is holding another of my homemade soup recipes, creamy chicken mushroom. Pretty much the same recipe as the other day, only substitute more walmart rotisserie chicken and some sauteed mushrooms for the cauliflower and velveeta. The cup on the right (your right) holds slices of Vermont extra sharp white cheddar cheese. Today's soda is another diet tangerine. The mustard is salt and the ketchup is pepper. The M&Ms speak for themselves. Snicker is doing her Devil Dog impersonation. I brought along a friend to take care of any of you guys who have trouble with lunch in a pair of Crocs, truth, justice, or The American Way.

Bravo! Your presentation is original without being too "out there", all the food groups are represented (I counted the soda as a fruit, it is tangerine after all) and you included dessert. I only knocked off .5 point because your foundation is just paper towels so overall 9.5

 

[paigevz]

Excellent meal Litebrite and fabulous presentation! Two thumbsup from me!

 

[beckmrk04]

Well, LiteBrite- today I feel better about your lunch, even if it is in your shoes, which is just weird enough to be "quirky."

You get a 10 because it's on a TV tray and I never eat at my own table. I'm subtracting 1 point for plain M&M's- they should have been peanut. I'm subtracting another point for the mushrooms. Blech. But, then I'm going to add it back, because it IS a veggie. Fungus. Whatever.

So that puts you at 9, but WAIT- there's a bonus point for collecting salt and pepper shakers, because I do to!

SO- 10 points today!!

 

[Cool-Beans]

Ok, I have decided that after only 2 days, I am pretty much sick of putting together fancy schmancy presentations. The truth is I almost always eat my lunch on a tv tray while I watch a DVD.

What you're about to see IS on a tv tray, but the presentation is slightly different from my norm.






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The cup on the left (your left) is holding another of my homemade soup recipes, creamy chicken mushroom. Pretty much the same recipe as the other day, only substitute more walmart rotisserie chicken and some sauteed mushrooms for the cauliflower and velveeta. The cup on the right (your right) holds slices of Vermont extra sharp white cheddar cheese. Today's soda is another diet tangerine. The mustard is salt and the ketchup is pepper. The M&Ms speak for themselves. Snicker is doing her Devil Dog impersonation. I brought along a friend to take care of any of you guys who have trouble with lunch in a pair of Crocs, truth, justice, or The American Way.

Oh, dear. You get four points for originality, and an extra point for the S&P shakers. But I don't care for any of the food...even the M&Ms (should be crunchy.) And I'm sorry, but I just can't eat soup out of your shoes.

Total for the day: 5. You can do so much better.

Love the spoiler alert! Thanks!!!!

 

[cilliangoo]

Ok, I have decided that after only 2 days, I am pretty much sick of putting together fancy schmancy presentations. The truth is I almost always eat my lunch on a tv tray while I watch a DVD.

What you're about to see IS on a tv tray, but the presentation is slightly different from my norm.






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The cup on the left (your left) is holding another of my homemade soup recipes, creamy chicken mushroom. Pretty much the same recipe as the other day, only substitute more walmart rotisserie chicken and some sauteed mushrooms for the cauliflower and velveeta. The cup on the right (your right) holds slices of Vermont extra sharp white cheddar cheese. Today's soda is another diet tangerine. The mustard is salt and the ketchup is pepper. The M&Ms speak for themselves. Snicker is doing her Devil Dog impersonation. I brought along a friend to take care of any of you guys who have trouble with lunch in a pair of Crocs, truth, justice, or The American Way.

Ok, my computer's been crazy, but I heard all about this thread, went back and read ALL 21 pages, and this meal just begs the question:

Does this mean your soup was made in a CROC-pot?

 

[arkansas mom]

Oh, LiteBrite. I don't even know where to begin.
Perhaps I could begin with "I can't believe I read this whole thread and feel only a little guilt, but no remorse. I also feel like I need a shower."
Or I could begin with "LiteBrite, you've single-handedly defeated the effort to advance the Croc's movement among the DIS . Girl, you've set us back thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much."
Or how about, "Could you please throw that poor dog a bone. Or a hunk-a-cheese."
Or maybe just this, "Sorry, LB, I'll have to decline that dinner invite. Gotta wash my hair, ya know."
Now, what's for dinner?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Does this mean your soup was made in a CROC-pot?

 

[sugarpie]

The cup on the left (your left) is holding another of my homemade soup recipes, creamy chicken mushroom. Pretty much the same recipe as the other day, only substitute more walmart rotisserie chicken and some sauteed mushrooms for the cauliflower and velveeta. The cup on the right (your right) holds slices of Vermont extra sharp white cheddar cheese. Today's soda is another diet tangerine. The mustard is salt and the ketchup is pepper. The M&Ms speak for themselves. Snicker is doing her Devil Dog impersonation. I brought along a friend to take care of any of you guys who have trouble with lunch in a pair of Crocs, truth, justice, or The American Way.

Interesting presentation. Pretty disgusting, actually. I have a bit of a germ issue & the Crocs on your eating surface is a major infraction. Deduct 2 points.

I'm sort of wondering if you eat anything but dairy, LiteBrite. I live in the dairy state and I don't eat a fraction of the dairy that you do. I'm not deducting any points for the dairy as I think it's important to keep the farmers in business.

I don't see any fruit, grain, or vegetable in your lunch today. Deduct 1 point.

What's up with the ketchup & mustard? The only explanation for them is that you'll be using them for your Crocs. Tasty. That's actually a better use for Crocs than footwear.

Your dessert effort is a little bit half hearted, especially for the weekend. Deduct half a point.

6.5 today.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Interesting presentation. Pretty disgusting, actually. I have a bit of a germ issue & the Crocs on your eating surface is a major infraction. Deduct 2 points.

I'm sort of wondering if you eat anything but dairy, LiteBrite. I live in the dairy state and I don't eat a fraction of the dairy that you do. I'm not deducting any points for the dairy as I think it's important to keep the farmers in business.

I don't see any fruit, grain, or vegetable in your lunch today. Deduct 1 point.

What's up with the ketchup & mustard? The only explanation for them is that you'll be using them for your Crocs. Tasty. That's actually a better use for Crocs than footwear.

Your dessert effort is a little bit half hearted, especially for the weekend. Deduct half a point.

6.5 today.

You are cracking me up!!

 

[luvflorida]

Well, I couldn't do it, I just couldn't do it. My husband and I had lunch at Ruby Tuesday, and ended up sitting at the bar because the wait was much shorter. The restaurant was crowded, even the bar area, and the bartender was all business, not someone who seemed to have a sense of humor.

I was going to do it, honestly. I even took the camera out of my purse. Right away, my husband asked why I brought my camera with me. When I told him I was planning on taking a picture of my lunch he said, "I can only hope you're kidding." Between the bartender's no sense of humor and my husband's no sense of adventure, I chickened out.

Of course, it was okay for my husband to crack jokes with strangers. At one point, he looked at the couple seated to his right, and he said, "You know here in Maine, on Saturdays, it's customary for the couple to pay the bill of the couple sitting to their left." I asked my husband how come he could crack corny jokes, but I couldn't take a picture of my food. His reply- "I won't get arrested making conversation, but I'm not sure I can say the same thing about you taking pictures of the restaurant's food."

Some people just don't know how to live on the edge.

For dinner, my husband went to pick up Chinese food. Before he left, he asked if he should bring my camera and take a picture of the cook putting the food in the containers. I have a feeling he's not going to let me live this down anytime soon.

Oh, and LiteBrite- I have to admit I'm fascinated with how well the mugs fit into the Crocs. I'm finding harmony and peace in the symmetry.

 

[beckmrk04]

luv- Why can't he see the humor in this? Doesn't your DH know we were all patiently waiting?

 

[Cool-Beans]

Well, I couldn't do it, I just couldn't do it. My husband and I had lunch at Ruby Tuesday, and ended up sitting at the bar because the wait was much shorter. The restaurant was crowded, even the bar area, and the bartender was all business, not someone who seemed to have a sense of humor.

I was going to do it, honestly. I even took the camera out of my purse. Right away, my husband asked why I brought my camera with me. When I told him I was planning on taking a picture of my lunch he said, "I can only hope you're kidding." Between the bartender's no sense of humor and my husband's no sense of adventure, I chickened out.

What a gyp. When do the divorce proceedings begin?

Or shall I begin a petition to let your husband know that we've all been waiting and are darned disappointed...future meals in restaurants must include pics!

Isn't there a doggy bag, even?

 

[Bbgrizzle]

luv, I am so disappointed in you. You're gonna have to work really hard to earn our respect back.

 

[sugarpie]

I'm a bit disappointed in you, luvflorida. We went out for Mexican today & I happened to have my camera with me so I took a picture! Of course I'm computer incompetent and haven't got a clue how to post it. It looked like hell anyway. I'm afraid of what people might say. Delicious, though.

 

[luvflorida]

Sorry about the lunch fiasco, but don't despair- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's dinner!

The presentation isn't the best, but come on, people, there's a Fortune Cookie AND a cupcake!!!!! And to anyone that thinks I'm going to eat that green, leafy stuff:

 

[beckmrk04]

OK- the food looks good, but where's the rice? And honestly, the cupcakes are TIRED. We need a new dessert. If that's crab rangoon I'm looking at, there's a bonus point. Subtract 1 if it's just fried wantons.

Sitting at the computer shows your dedication, though, and I love chinese takeout. So overall, I'm going to give it an 8.

 

[sugarpie]

Chinese takeout gets a 10!!!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Sorry about the lunch fiasco, but don't despair- Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's dinner!

The presentation isn't the best, but come on, people, there's a Fortune Cookie AND a cupcake!!!!! And to anyone that thinks I'm going to eat that green, leafy stuff:

You should have scooped it all out onto a pretty plate. Then you would have had a 10!!! And I don't think the cupcakes are old. I could eat a cupcake every day and never get tired of it.

And don't think I didn't notice that you originally posted the pic of the hot dog buns!!