Random Thread & The Quest for the Golden Mickey

[AmandaSparks730]

why thank you.

Oh. My God. That's amazing!

I just checked, there are no Myrtle/Edward fanfics on Fanfiction.net. At all.

WANNA DO IT?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I'm a bit nervous/excited about the potential Edward/Myrtle fanfic.

It consists of them staring at/stalking each other.

Oh wait, that's Twilight...

 

[I Am What I Am]

That's right Dumblydorr. Spill your secrets to a 14 year old.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Myrtle: I'm dead.
Edward: I'm undead.
Myrtle: I love you.
Edward: I love you.
Myrtle: Wanna spy on people in the Prefect's bathroom?
Edward: Sure! Then we can stalk Harry Potter!
Myrtle: Perfect!

 

[I Am What I Am]

Oh. My God. That's amazing!



WANNA DO IT?

YES. But you get to right the first chapter!


And I'm being forced off. And Harry Potter isn't over yet. I'm sorry y'all have to miss my witty commentary. xD

Night!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

That's right Dumblydorr. Spill your secrets to a 14 year old.

And why wouldn't he? He's Dumble-freaking-dor!

 

[scarscar93]

Oh. My God. That's amazing!

It consists of them staring at/stalking each other.

Oh wait, that's Twilight...

someone's gonna have to reign me in from decorating my room.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

YES. But you get to right the first chapter!


And I'm being forced off. And Harry Potter isn't over yet. I'm sorry y'all have to miss my witty commentary. xD

Night!

Wayyyy ahead of you, Jade!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

someone's gonna have to reign me in from decorating my room.

Bella: I love you.
Edward: I love you.
*stare at each other*
*10 hours later*
Edward: I love you.
Bella: I love you.
*stare at each other*
*100 pages later*
Bella: *almost dies*
Edward: *saves*
Reader: DAMN YOU, EDWARD, JUST LET HER FREAKING DIE ALREADY!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

^ and that sums up 4 books.

 

[scarscar93]

Bella: I love you.
Edward: I love you.
*stare at each other*
*10 hours later*
Edward: I love you.
Bella: I love you.
*stare at each other*
*100 pages later*
Bella: *almost dies*
Edward: *saves*
Reader: DAMN YOU, EDWARD, JUST LET HER FREAKING DIE ALREADY!

no, Breaking Dawn:

Bella: I get what I want but I'm still sad!
Jacob: My life sucks! Nobody understands me!
Vampires: Oh yeah, we were gonna fight, but let's just talk about feelings instead.
Reader:

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Oh, yeah, throw in some werewolves and a demon baby and you're all set.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

no, Breaking Dawn:

Bella: I get what I want but I'm still sad!
Jacob: My life sucks! Nobody understands me!
Vampires: Oh yeah, we were gonna fight, but let's just talk about feelings instead.
Reader:

Don't forget the demon baby, too.

Really, Stephenie Mayer? RENESME? *gags*

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Wish Nickelodeon would start showing some of their Christmas specials. I enjoy Christmas Every Day (FOP), Santa Who? (Spongebob), and the Jimmy Neutron one which the name of escapes me.

Oh, and the Suite Life of Zack and Cody! They had a really good Christmas episode, too.

 

[scarscar93]

Don't forget the demon baby, too.

Really, Stephenie Mayer? RENESME? *gags*

it reminds me of that top 60 ghetto names video.

"latifabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzisha"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Blahhh.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

it reminds me of that top 60 ghetto names video.

"latifabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzisha"

I personally liked Edward Jacob better as a name. Renesme sounds like a character on a terrible soap opera that gets cancelled after one episode.

 

[scarscar93]

I miss Teenage Robot, DANGIT.

I loved all those Christmas specials. And the Rugrats ones, too.

stupid modern Nick.

 

[scarscar93]

I personally liked Edward Jacob better as a name. Renesme sounds like a character on a terrible soap opera that gets cancelled after one episode.

that should be a tag.

 

[I Am What I Am]

Apparently, combining names like that is a Mormon thing.

Yes, I have returned.


Just be glad the kid wasn't a boy. He probably would have been called "Edcob or Jcward"