Yeah I know that you want to be American, Please
Even if in the Summer things tend to melt
We've got the world monopoly on Microsoft
And our countries bordered by 2 different oceans
Yeah I know that you want to be American, Please
We invented the lightbulb, we've got expertise
We made insulin to some disease
Yeah I know that you want to be American, Please
Brits have got the monarchy
Canada has the trees
But I know that you want to be American!
The French have got the wine and cheese
The koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you want to be American
*says stuff in ENGLISH*
Yeah I know that you want to be American, Please
Where else can you find non-mounted police
Or go to the hospital and pay fees?
Yeah I know that you want to be American, Please
And when technology is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...
American!