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[disneymama73]

I even said that to him! I'd wanted to go LAST year. No, he waits until he's asked to move out. Doofus.

Well, I left my husband a little over a year ago. You would think that would have been enough of a reality check. I guess not.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Well, I left my husband a little over a year ago. You would think that would have been enough of a reality check. I guess not.

They're scared. They'll never admit it, but I think that has a lot to do with it.

We were actually supposed to separate last year, in October or November. Our counselor even suggested it. Then he found out that if he got a promotion, he'd have to move to another town, an hour away. Oh, boy, we went home that night and he cried like a baby..."I can't go alone, I'm scared, I'll change, I promise..." And he did. For two weeks. Until he found out that he wasn't getting the promotion and didn't have to move away. Then Mr. Hyde returned.

 

[disneymama73]

They're scared. They'll never admit it, but I think that has a lot to do with it.

We were actually supposed to separate last year, in October or November. Our counselor even suggested it. Then he found out that if he got a promotion, he'd have to move to another town, an hour away. Oh, boy, we went home that night and he cried like a baby..."I can't go alone, I'm scared, I'll change, I promise..." And he did. For two weeks. Until he found out that he wasn't getting the promotion and didn't have to move away. Then Mr. Hyde returned.

Changes only seem to really last about an average of 2 weeks. Interesting.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Changes only seem to really last about an average of 2 weeks. Interesting.

It takes a lot of energy to be nice. Then they have no energy left over to *insert obscene gesture here*, so they give up being nice.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I think this thread needs some levity...

Do you guys know the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli!

 

[disneymama73]

I think this thread needs some levity...

Do you guys know the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli!

Good one.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I think this thread needs some levity...

Do you guys know the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat broccoli!

Guess I was a weird kid. I liked broccoli.

 

[disneymama73]

Guess I was a weird kid. I liked broccoli.

All of my kids love broccoli, actually.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Guess I was a weird kid. I liked broccoli.

All of my kids love broccoli, actually.

Are you guys heckling me? Sheesh, you try to make a joke...

 

[disneymama73]

Are you guys heckling me? Sheesh, you try to make a joke...

I'm totally serious. My whole family loves broccoli.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Are you guys heckling me? Sheesh, you try to make a joke...

Honest, I think you're hilarious. But what can I do to make it up to you?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Honest, I think you're hilarious. But what can I do to make it up to you?

Still have the naugthy nurse outfit? Did you get the stains out of it?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Still have the naugthy nurse outfit? Did you get the stains out of it?

Sure do. And it's clean now. Of course, the stains sort of blended in anyway...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Sure do. And it's clean now. Of course, the stains sort of blended in anyway...

So we didn't end up getting that chocolate syrup on it after all?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

So we didn't end up getting that chocolate syrup on it after all?

Oh, the chocolate ended up on the INSIDE...remember?

 

[snowwite]

Dear VH1 Classic: Thank you for making me run late this morning by distracting me with that Police video in which Sting takes off his shirt. Now tomorrow morning you need to show me Rio so I can see Simon LeBon in a speedo.

That's all

No one looks GOOD in a Speedo. DS called it a banana hammock when we saw one at the beach

 

[apirateslifeforme]

No one looks GOOD in a Speedo. DS called it a banana hammock when we saw one at the beach

Simon did. In 1982. Dang, he looked good in that video...

But yes, it IS a banana hammock. I've never seen anyone but Simon give it a good name.

Now, today's random thought: I'm glad I'm not the only whackjob in this state with my favourite band on my license plate. I was behind someone from my apartment complex this morning who had NIN. A few months ago, I saw someone with LD ZPLN. Awesome

 

[ryanmilla]

No one looks GOOD in a Speedo. DS called it a banana hammock when we saw one at the beach

I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but in my diving days I didn't think I looked all bad in a speedo. Granted I was in a pool where everyone was wearing speedos, b/c it was the swim and diving teams. But working out 5 hours a day with 1.5 hours of that doing stomach crunches helped out the image in the speedo.

However, that was a lifetime ago. I'd be lucky if I could work out 5 hours a week with 15 minutes worth of crunches. Now, I wouldn't touch a speedo with ten foot pole. Also, I would have never wore one to the beach. Strictly practice and competition only.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I don't want to toot my own horn or anything, but in my diving days I didn't think I looked all bad in a speedo. Granted I was in a pool where everyone was wearing speedos, b/c it was the swim and diving teams. But working out 5 hours a day with 1.5 hours of that doing stomach crunches helped out the image in the speedo.

However, that was a lifetime ago. I'd be lucky if I could work out 5 hours a week with 15 minutes worth of crunches. Now, I wouldn't touch a speedo with ten foot pole. Also, I would have never wore one to the beach. Strictly practice and competition only.

Hey, Ryan, I'm going to Puerto Rico, can I borrow your speedo?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hey, Ryan, I'm going to Puerto Rico, can I borrow your speedo?

And that's not the same as borrowing his underwear?