Random Thoughts: Post em!

[ryanmilla]

OMG, I haven't thought about Steven Wright for so long. I loved him, he's a riot. Wouldn't HE be a fun one on this thread??

He would be A LOT of fun on this board. The great thing is, all of his post would be short.

Here is another from him.

"I have a map of the world at home. It is lifesize. When people ask where I live, I say 'G-5'."
-Steven Wright

 

[ryanmilla]

A blue whale's tongue is ten feet thick.

 

[drgnfly30]

Don't people know how yield signs & four-way stops work anymore?!?!

 

[drgnfly30]

dupl post!

 

[Mad4Mickey]

yes my random thought today at work was ...

Why does this lady think she can wear that she is like 50 yrs old and waering a crop top with her wrinkled belly showing BTW she had a rign in her navel Yucko

Also random thought right now .
I wonder where those Gypsy are that my mom used to threaten to give me to when I was bad? Why are they not at the door now ??

 

[Tiffer]

When people swear and say JESUS H. CHRIST! What's the H for??

 

[Tiffer]

Grandma always used to say ...You know what they say?? I used to respond,,Who's they???

Never got an answer other than.....the people!

What people??

 

[apirateslifeforme]

When people swear and say JESUS H. CHRIST! What's the H for??

Herman.

 

[hiwaygal]

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

 

[ckay87]

When people swear and say JESUS H. CHRIST! What's the H for??

I know the answer to that one! It's to differentiate him from the real big guy. Otherwise you're taking the Lord's name in vain. If you shout out "Jesus H Christ," that's just some other guy.

 

[raammartin]

I have cobwebs.

 

[raammartin]

Herman.

Oh, I thought it stood for Hubert.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

"I have a map of the world at home. It is lifesize. When people ask where I live, I say 'G-5'."

"...last summer I folded it."

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

A blue whale's tongue is ten feet thick.

Good to know.

 

[Virgo10]

My town in Florida was named after Auburndale, MA. And being originally from MA, I can appreciate that this town also has a rotary.

 

[disneymama73]

Why is it called MENstruation?

 

[ryanmilla]

While driving through Lancaster County, PA you can go from Intercourse, PA right to Paradise, PA. However, if you make a wrong turn and don't make it to Intercourse, PA you may end up in Blue Ball, PA. Therefore, make sure to keep an eye on the road.

 

[disneymama73]

While driving through Lancaster County, PA you can go from Intercourse, PA right to Paradise, PA. However, if you make a wrong turn and don't make it to Intercourse, PA you may end up in Blue Ball, PA. Therefore, make sure to keep an eye on the road.

Thanks for the tip. Paradise and Intercourse always get you into trouble.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

While driving through Lancaster County, PA you can go from Intercourse, PA right to Paradise, PA. However, if you make a wrong turn and don't make it to Intercourse, PA you may end up in Blue Ball, PA. Therefore, make sure to keep an eye on the road.

But Eden is so much closer than Paradise, and on the way to Intercourse you first have to experience Bird in Hand.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Today's random thought:

Fall has arrived. My feet stink.

That's all...carry on.