Random Thoughts: Post em!

ckay87 said:
OMG, I haven't thought about Steven Wright for so long. I loved him, he's a riot. Wouldn't HE be a fun one on this thread??

He would be A LOT of fun on this board. The great thing is, all of his post would be short. :lmao:

Here is another from him.

"I have a map of the world at home. It is lifesize. When people ask where I live, I say 'G-5'."
-Steven Wright
 
Don't people know how yield signs & four-way stops work anymore?!?! :confused3
 

yes my random thought today at work was ...

Why does this lady think she can wear that she is like 50 yrs old and waering a crop top with her wrinkled belly showing BTW she had a rign in her navel Yucko

Also random thought right now .
I wonder where those Gypsy are that my mom used to threaten to give me to when I was bad? Why are they not at the door now ??
 
Grandma always used to say ...You know what they say?? I used to respond,,Who's they???

Never got an answer other than.....the people!

What people?? :confused3
 
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?
 
Tiffer said:
When people swear and say JESUS H. CHRIST! What's the H for??

I know the answer to that one! It's to differentiate him from the real big guy. Otherwise you're taking the Lord's name in vain. If you shout out "Jesus H Christ," that's just some other guy.
 
My town in Florida was named after Auburndale, MA. And being originally from MA, I can appreciate that this town also has a rotary. :teeth:
 
While driving through Lancaster County, PA you can go from Intercourse, PA right to Paradise, PA. However, if you make a wrong turn and don't make it to Intercourse, PA you may end up in Blue Ball, PA. Therefore, make sure to keep an eye on the road. ;)
 
ryanmilla said:
While driving through Lancaster County, PA you can go from Intercourse, PA right to Paradise, PA. However, if you make a wrong turn and don't make it to Intercourse, PA you may end up in Blue Ball, PA. Therefore, make sure to keep an eye on the road. ;)

Thanks for the tip. Paradise and Intercourse always get you into trouble. :rotfl2:
 
ryanmilla said:
While driving through Lancaster County, PA you can go from Intercourse, PA right to Paradise, PA. However, if you make a wrong turn and don't make it to Intercourse, PA you may end up in Blue Ball, PA. Therefore, make sure to keep an eye on the road. ;)
But Eden is so much closer than Paradise, and on the way to Intercourse you first have to experience Bird in Hand.
 


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