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[apirateslifeforme]

I feel better. And I still feel like watching Office Space.

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

Hey, my itchy-with-a-B coworkers are talking about me behind my back (or so they think)...maybe I will burn the place down

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Office Space is one of those movies that if it is on TV, you can't not watch it. Like Field of Dreams...or The Wedding Singer...or any of the Harry Potter movies (Why did it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?).

 

[disneymama73]

Office Space is one of those movies that if it is on TV, you can't not watch it. Like Field of Dreams...or The Wedding Singer...or any of the Harry Potter movies (Why did it have to be spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?).

I loooove The Wedding Singer. That's actually how I ended up naming my second DD Julia. And I call her Julia Gulia all the time.

And yes if it or Office Space is on, I must watch!

 

[disneymama73]

Hey, my itchy-with-a-B coworkers are talking about me behind my back (or so they think)...maybe I will burn the place down

Don't let them get to ya. I know....easier said than done.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I loooove The Wedding Singer. That's actually how I ended up naming my second DD Julia. And I call her Julia Gulia all the time.

And yes if it or Office Space is on, I must watch!

My cousin Joe's younger daughter is Julia, too. My cousin Allison calls her Julia Gulia.

I always have to watch Office Space and the Harry Potter movies when they're on. And The Mummy...Oded Fehr Trainspotting, too, but that gets cut up and every other word has to be bleeped out.

On a random note...ever inadvertently give yourself a wedgie?

 

[disneymama73]

Ok, I think I'm gonna make Madeline watch The Wedding Singer with me. She'll probably love it.

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Ok, I think I'm gonna make Madeline watch The Wedding Singer with me. She'll probably love it.

I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad
All I wanna do is grow old with you.
I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches
build you a fire if the furnace breaks
Oh it could be so nice, growin old with you.
I'll miss you, kiss you, give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you, I'll even let you hold the remote control.
So let me do the dishes in the kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink.
Oh I could be the man to grow old with you.
I wanna grow old with you.

I'm playing that at my next wedding.

Oh, wait...I'm never getting married again! Silly me...

 

[disneymama73]

I'm playing that at my next wedding.

Oh, wait...I'm never getting married again! Silly me...

My sister had it played during the cake cutting. It was very cute.

And never say never!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

My sister had it played during the cake cutting. It was very cute.

And never say never!

Never. Never, never, never.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Hey! You can't talk to Billy Idol like that!

 

[disneymama73]

Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

What's the Mile High Club?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hey, psycho - we're not gonna discuss this, OK, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

Would you believe I was the only person in the theatre who laughed at this? No one else got it

I even had to explain it to Eric...

 

[disneymama73]

Would you believe I was the only person in the theatre who laughed at this? No one else got it

I even had to explain it to Eric...

Noooo!

 

[disneymama73]

Not porno tongue. Church tongue.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Not porno tongue. Church tongue.

Church tongue...I like that.

 

[disneymama73]

We're living in a material world and I am a material girl... or boy.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Church tongue...I like that.

You could have told me that earlier before I...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Do it
Take disneymama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take disneymama out all night
You can stay up late
'cause baby you're a full grown man

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night with a creative burst of inspiration, written it down, gone back to bed, and then in the morning you re-read it and think, "What the h*ll was that all about???"

Yeah. Did that last night with the bit about the girl puking from the Skyway to Tomorrowland. I decided to keep it in though. It's not integral to the storyline, but it's kind of funny in a really sick way.

I also just wrote a fight scene between two burly college guys, a wimpy groom and his bride. They were fighting for space on a sidewalk to watch the 3 O'Clock parade.

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