Random Thoughts: Post em!

[apirateslifeforme]

Hmm... How am I going to tell Brock that I bought airline tix for our trip in 2 wks? He insisted we drive, but there is no way I'm driving with him after his behavior the other day.

DUDE...you should have bought tickets for yourself and the girls ONLY and let him drive ALONE.

 

[ryanmilla]

Hey everybody. Just a quick fly by random thought. I'm in meetings the rest of the day.

Random Thought: I think my boss was checking out my package today. I rode my bike to the train station in our downpour and got soaked. So, when I got the office I had to change into an old pair of jeans I keep in my office. Unfortunately, these jeans are bit on the tighter side (probably due to some of the NYC food here more than anything and no, they are not "painted on" tight). So, as I'm standing there talking to her, I notice her eyes keep heading south. Now, I don't know if that was just her or if these things are too tight, but HEY, I feel violated. Actually, I'm probably thinking a little to highly of myself and should really just shut up.

Anyway, hope all is well with everyone. Okay, I'm outta here.

 

[disneymama73]

DUDE...you should have bought tickets for yourself and the girls ONLY and let him drive ALONE.

Doh! What was I thinking?!

 

[disneymama73]

Hey everybody. Just a quick fly by random thought. I'm in meetings the rest of the day.

Random Thought: I think my boss was checking out my package today. I rode my bike to the train station in our downpour and got soaked. So, when I got the office I had to change into an old pair of jeans I keep in my office. Unfortunately, these jeans are bit on the tighter side (probably due to some of the NYC food here more than anything and no, they are not "painted on" tight). So, as I'm standing there talking to her, I notice her eyes keep heading south. Now, I don't know if that was just her or if these things are too tight, but HEY, I feel violated. Actually, I'm probably thinking a little to highly of myself and should really just shut up.

Anyway, hope all is well with everyone. Okay, I'm outta here.

MUST. KEEP. MY. MOUTH. SHUT.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Random Thought: I think my boss was checking out my package today.

She wasn't the only one; I thought there was an armadillo in your trousers.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hey everybody. Just a quick fly by random thought. I'm in meetings the rest of the day.

Random Thought: I think my boss was checking out my package today. I rode my bike to the train station in our downpour and got soaked. So, when I got the office I had to change into an old pair of jeans I keep in my office. Unfortunately, these jeans are bit on the tighter side (probably due to some of the NYC food here more than anything and no, they are not "painted on" tight). So, as I'm standing there talking to her, I notice her eyes keep heading south. Now, I don't know if that was just her or if these things are too tight, but HEY, I feel violated. Actually, I'm probably thinking a little to highly of myself and should really just shut up.

Anyway, hope all is well with everyone. Okay, I'm outta here.

Reminds me of the boss I had at my last job. Gus. It would irritate me how when he'd talk to me, he'd talk to my chest.

He also referred to me as his girl. I'd hear him on the phone..."Yeah, I'll have my girl get in touch with you on that..."

He was a decent guy other than those 2 things, though.

 

[disneymama73]

Reminds me of the boss I had at my last job. Gus. It would irritate me how when he'd talk to me, he'd talk to my chest.

He also referred to me as his girl. I'd hear him on the phone..."Yeah, I'll have my girl get in touch with you on that..."

He was a decent guy other than those 2 things, though.

I worked at Blockbuster when I was a senior in high school, and my manager (about 3-4 yrs older than me) liked to have me put movies back on the shelves so he could go up in his office and watch me. He wasn't very good at keeping his hands to himself either.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I worked at Blockbuster when I was a senior in high school, and my manager (about 3-4 yrs older than me) liked to have me put movies back on the shelves so he could go up in his office and watch me. He wasn't very good at keeping his hands to himself either.

'kay, I can top even that. I'd swear I saw my current boss in porn movies. Not just once. I swear it's him. The guy looks just like him. It's really kind of icky.

 

[disneymama73]

Actually, I'm probably thinking a little to highly of myself and should really just shut up.

Have I given you a swollen head?

 

[disneymama73]

'kay, I can top even that. I'd swear I saw my current boss in porn movies. Not just once. I swear it's him. The guy looks just like him. It's really kind of icky.

Yikes. When you quit, you should ask if it's him.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Yikes. When you quit, you should ask if it's him.

Shyeah, like he'd tell me! He'd probably ask me why I was watching those kinds of movies...

 

[disneymama73]

Shyeah, like he'd tell me! He'd probably ask me why I was watching those kinds of movies...

I bet you could tell by the expression on his face when you asked.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Shyeah, like he'd tell me! He'd probably ask me why I was watching those kinds of movies...

Maybe he'd just whip something out and ask you if it looked familiar.

 

[ryanmilla]

Have I given you a swollen head?

MUST...KEEP....MOUTH....SHUT

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Maybe he'd just whip something out and ask you if it looked familiar.

You know, for once I wasn't looking at that - I was so startled by how identical this guy looked that I fast-forwarded, and eventually I had to skip over it. I couldn't watch.

Then I couldn't look my boss in the face for about 6 months. Even now, sometimes I look at him and all I can see is that image...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Even now, sometimes I look at him and all I can see is that image...

His "O" face?

 

[apirateslifeforme]

His "O" face?

Ew, no, I skipped that part.

But thanks for making me lose my appetite...

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I want to turn the whole thing upside down
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
I'll share this love I find with everyone
We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's songs
I don't want this feeling to go away

 

[apirateslifeforme]

That's a lot better than what I've got stuck in my head...

"Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making sh*t up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some sh*t up"

I just HAD to buy the Banned on Vulcan CD, didn't I?

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I just HAD to buy the Banned on Vulcan CD, didn't I?

So the first line got me thinking about:

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

But I really wanted to have this playing in my head:
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

When Brian Boitano was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two Salchows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an @$$ or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.