Rack Up Your Post With Random Stuff Part 14

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woot new siggy :) it's Mickey and Walt :-D *likes to point out obvious*
 
the people in Harry Potter that show the first years the common room, can add or reduct points (though Ron forgot that...), etc. i can't really explain it well...

A FLUTE!!! I GOT TEH ROOM TO PRODUCE A FLUTE!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
 
Taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clarinet
4. CLARINET

1. The woodwind version of a trumpet(as far as parts are concerned).
2. Proof that God cares about us.
3. God's own instrument.
4. The most dedicated section in band.
5. Something only intelligent people are capable of playing.
6. Rival of the flute section in marching band, and secretly plan to take over the woodwind section after the flute line is demolished.

Ex. 1
Trumpet Player 1: The clarinets are playing our part better than we are.

Trumpet Player 2: I know, maybe we should switch.

Ex. 2
Devil: To torcher these poor mortals I'll create the trumpet.

God: To show mercy on these people, I'll create an instrument that is the most heavenly of all. I'll call it a clarinet.

Ex. 3
Minister praying: God, what instrument do you play?

God: My servant, I play the clarinet.

Ex 4.

Clarinetist: I think I should practice till my lips bleed, so I can mske All-State.

Ex 5:
Trumpet Player: I got an 850 on my SAT and I play trumpet.

Clarinet Player: I got a perfect 2400, and I Play clarinet.

Ex 6:
Flute Section Leader: Ok flutes, we have to step up our game, against those clarinet players. They're kicking our butts on the field.

Clarinet Section Leader: Clarinets, yall have nothing to worry about. Now when practice is over, remember where we hid our mace, tar and feathers, and assume positions. Then we'll take over the marching band, and then the world...mwahahahahahahhaa hahhahahah.


Funny part is, example one is true, at least, in my old concert band. (:
 
i have to go to bed now :( and we were getting to the exciting bit in the HP RPT.
 
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