Questions I Ponder

[famofsix]

And how does Babar the Elephant pick up things - he has no opposable thumbs - and he doesn't use his trunk! You strap frying pans to your hands and try to get through the day - it isn't easy!!

The Veggietales hold stuff too and they are vegetables!

 

[Kahana-ri]

I've also wondered why Caillou is bald.

Thank you-I don't get this either.

 

[lovesmurfs]

How about the smurfs? Smurfette is the only girl. Where did all the other surfs come from? Are she and papa smurf having a Hef type thing going on? Is she just "socailly available" with all the boy smurfs?

Hey .... watch what you're smurfin' !!

 

[lovesmurfs]

The Veggietales hold stuff too and they are vegetables!

Veggietales are magical -- trays just float in front of them!

 

[lovesmurfs]

He's at work, trying to get a bigger shoe

I thought he was at the bar, tying one on!!!

 

[lovesmurfs]

One that bothered me was the short from Disney's Twice Upon a Christmas, the one where H, D, and L keep reliving Christmas Day. They all sit down to a big ole turkey for dinner. I mean they are birds...a turkey is a bird...something is wrong with this picture.

Reading the threads and commenting as they come along....Peanuts Thanksgiving always bothered me, too. At the end, Snoopy pulls out a big turkey (out of a small doghouse, BTW) and carves and serves it to Woodstock. A little cannibalistic on Woodstock's part, eh?

 

[snowy76]

What if you had a turducken made out of tofu...

I can't even quote you! I just can't even go there....

lovesmurfs, you raise an excellent point about Woodstock. Perhaps he was driven to desperate measures having eaten nothing but toast and pretzel sticks all day...

 

[lovesmurfs]

What if you had a turducken made out of tofu...would that be called a tof -ucken?

That's too kinky, even for me.....

 

[babynurse1]

He's at work, trying to get a bigger shoe

Didn't the old lady spank them all soundly and send them to bed? I'm suprised the neighbors haven't called CPS yet. Or maybe they are neighbors with that little brat who peeks in girls windows at night.

Aren't all nursery rhymes a little weird?

 

[amy4bruce]

Russ is terrified of the Doodlebops.

Yet oddly, without the makeup and orange hair, Moe is HOT.

And Dee Dee is extremely pretty.

(And this shows that it's Bruce talking, not Amy.)

 

[amy4bruce]

Disneymama73 said "And why is Calliou bald?"

Thank you-I don't get this either.

It's simple. He whined so much that his hair went away.

DD6 (when she was 3-5) hated my lyrics to the theme song:

"I'm just a whiney brat.
What do you think of that?
Nobody whines just like Calliou."

 

[famofsix]

Disneymama73 said "And why is Calliou bald?"



It's simple. He whined so much that his hair went away.

DD6 (when she was 3-5) hated my lyrics to the theme song:

"I'm just a whiney brat.
What do you think of that?
Nobody whines just like Calliou."

oh that's so true...yesterday the kids turned it off and said to my DS1 "you can't watch that it will teach you to be a whiner!
The show is cute...but his voice drives me nuts...
The color scheme in the house is weird too

 

[Maleficent13]

The ants Ted and Ned...they are brothers, yet one is clearly British and one is obviously from Jersey...

 

[TinkNH]

Didn't the old lady spank them all soundly and send them to bed? I'm suprised the neighbors haven't called CPS yet. Or maybe they are neighbors with that little brat who peeks in girls windows at night.

Aren't all nursery rhymes a little weird?

yep putting baby to bed in the tree top where she will fall cradle and all used to wigg me out as a kid.

 

[TinkNH]

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of Childrens Tylenol? Are four year olds going to run out and use a bulldozer?

Probably for the same reason that on a bag of roasted almonds it says "warning may contain almonds"

 

[Maleficent13]

omg...does it really say that???

 

[TinkNH]

Anyone else ever seen the ****ahs? Why do they have to make those gassy noises all the time? and why are they almost obscene looking??

And for the annoying purple dinosaur....does anyone else find baby bop to have the most annoying voice on the planet?

On blues clues..why can all teh animals and objects talk quite clearly...including the purple kangaroo, periwinkle and other animals..but all the puppies just make odd noises? (Unless shrunk down and inside the playhouse....)

And why after watching episode after episode of these things do I start to think that Joe and Capt Feathersword are kinda cute?

 

[TinkNH]

omg...does it really say that???

yep. It is a bag of slivered roasted almonds like to toss on a salad..and has the allergy warning on it. I am all for concise labelling and stuff..but how dumb do they think we are? wait...nevermind.

 

[jenr812]

yep. It is a bag of slivered roasted almonds like to toss on a salad..and has the allergy warning on it. I am all for concise labelling and stuff..but how dumb do they think we are? wait...nevermind.

Seriously - but you know someone, somewhere would sue...
"How was I supposed to know there were almonds in that bag of slivered almonds?!?!?!"

 

[CourtasanSatine]

I actually find Rooney(Doodlebops) kinda hot.