Questions I Ponder

[Stepharoonie!]

...OH! Here's a good one? Remember that song that starts out with, "Someone's in the kitchen with Dina...someone's in the kitchen I knn-ooo-www.."

So, who was in the kitchen with Dina?

 

[CourtasanSatine]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ming-Ming_Duckling

To confirm Ming-Ming's lisp

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

If Wikpedia says it, it MUST be so! It would appear that Gonzo is indeed an alien, but since this was discovered after the death of creator Jim Henson, whether or not his origins are canonical is still up for debate.

TOV

 

[gypsydoodlebug]

The Doodlebops don't have parents either. Maz & Jazmin are their managers (did they ever explain what happened to Maz? Guess she got better band to manage, eh?)

DH always wants to know how Patrick Star gets his money on Spongebob. He obviously has a mortgage for his rock. Apparently he's independently wealthy? Or living off the ocean government? He also wants to know what Bear in the Big Blue house does for a living. And Blue's Clue's Steve/Joe... seems he's obsessed with jobs.

And why is Bubble Bath named "Bubble Bath"?

 

[mickeysgal]

I always got the impression that they were just friends especially since Ernie is preoccupied with his rubber duckie.

as is Bert with his paper clips.

 

[CourtasanSatine]

The orange cone obsession with Lou and Lou (Lou and Lou's Safety Patrol)

 

[Apothecary]

...OH! Here's a good one? Remember that song that starts out with, "Someone's in the kitchen with Dina...someone's in the kitchen I knn-ooo-www.."

So, who was in the kitchen with Dina?

Ummm, I'm not sure, but I think it was the same person who let the dogs out and who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp

 

[Maleficent13]

...OH! Here's a good one? Remember that song that starts out with, "Someone's in the kitchen with Dina...someone's in the kitchen I knn-ooo-www.."

So, who was in the kitchen with Dina?

The banjo player.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

The banjo player.

Oh, you mean the one singing "fee fi fiddly eye oh fee fi fiddly eye oh oh oh oh"

 

[babynurse1]

Max & Ruby drive me crazy too.

My kids always wanted to know how Dexter hid his gigantic lab, and why his parents never questioned where he came up with all his inventions.

Don't even get me started on the freakiness of Oobi.

 

[curiouser]

Do you think Ariel and her sisters all had the same mom, or you do think Triton had a mermaid harem?

How come Pocahontas could "listen with her heart" and understand John Smith and Grandmother Willow, but couldn't talk to Mekko the raccoon?

..and will someone PLEASE cut Zack and Cody's hair?!

 

[amy4bruce]

Don't even get me started on the freakiness of Oobi.

Say what you want about Oobi, he can be very handy to have around.

 

[NMAmy]

How come Pocahontas could "listen with her heart" and understand John Smith and Grandmother Willow, but couldn't talk to Mekko the raccoon?

I've wondered that myself.

Okay, and the freakiest, scariest kids show ever--the Teletubbies. WTH was up with that baby in the sun?? I wouldn't let dd watch that show because it was just too creepy. For mommy. DD could have cared less.

 

[snowy76]

One that bothered me was the short from Disney's Twice Upon a Christmas, the one where H, D, and L keep reliving Christmas Day. They all sit down to a big ole turkey for dinner. I mean they are birds...a turkey is a bird...something is wrong with this picture.

I'm seriously disturbed by this realization.

Assuming it IS a turkey, that's bad enough. But what if it's a TURDUCKEN????

Hopefully the boys have gone vegan and are eating tofurkey instead.

 

[sugarpie]

...OH! Here's a good one? Remember that song that starts out with, "Someone's in the kitchen with Dina...someone's in the kitchen I knn-ooo-www.."

So, who was in the kitchen with Dina?

the mailman

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

My kids always wanted to know how Dexter hid his gigantic lab, and why his parents never questioned where he came up with all his inventions

Why didn't his parents qu estion why Dexter had a bad Eastern European accent either?

the freakiest, scariest kids show ever--the Teletubbies.

You think that's freaky...try waking up at the crack of dawn because your newborn is hungry and watching Boo Bah. It's like Teletubbies on acid. The first time I saw those things and their eyes going back and forth, it scared the crap out of me.

TOV

 

[amy4bruce]

Assuming it IS a turkey, that's bad enough. But what if it's a TURDUCKEN????

Well, in an issue of his comic book (not to be confused with the movie, which certainly can be talked about here, because it was a turkey), Howard the Duck is served duck a la 'orange on board a ship. He spent the rest of the issue railing about "casual cannibalism" until, of course, he was captured by his arch-enemy, Dr. Bong.

Uh, maybe this is too much for this thread.

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

amy--like Ferris said, "You can never go too far."

TOV

 

[amy4bruce]

Okay, and the freakiest, scariest kids show ever--the Teletubbies. WTH was up with that baby in the sun?? I wouldn't let dd watch that show because it was just too creepy. For mommy. DD could have cared less.

Actually, the Teletubbies have one major thing going for them. Since there is only one plot (someone spills tubby custard and the nunu cleans it up), even a two-year old gets tired of them real quickly. DD6, who will still on occasion turn on a certain brain-dead purple dinosaur, won't watch them.

 

[Maleficent13]

I find the multi-colored yet humanesque Doodlebops scarier than the Teletubbies...