Hey, my desktop still works after 8 years
My first laptop's hard drive failed because my roommate's "friend" downloaded something onto it without my permission (he didn't even have permission to use it) and that damaged it irreparably. The second one overheated and had to be repaired, then the AC adapter failed. So I bought a new one online. That shorted out and blew out the screen (not in an explodey way, in a *POP-black screen of death* way). The third one fell on the floor while on.