kild
<font color=blue>Anything in the bakery is good<br
- Joined
- Apr 2, 2004
- Messages
- 1,529
After a suggestion from another post, I decided to share a few stories about my MIL.
My MIL is the type of old fashioned southern woman that you see on TV. Tender hearted, sweet as can be, but not always up on the events of the real world. We sometimes question her sanity
Many moons ago when my MIL and FIL had just married, she was working at her job that she had just started. They only had one car at the time and it had broken down earlier in the day.
One of the men that MIL worked with lived close by and offered her a ride home. She gladly accepted the nice offer and felt relieved about the situation.
They left the office and were having some small talk. She was new to the area and he was telling her about different things close by. He asked if FIL and she had any friends close by and she responded that they really didn't.
"I don't know if you would be interested," he started, "but my wife and I have these parties that you may want to think about."
Now MIL was never a big partier, but again, that old southern lady like charm couldn't hurt anyone's feelings.
"That sounds like it would be fun," she replied.
"But, these parties may be a little different than you are used to." He quickly stated.
She kind of laughed and said that she never really partied much.
He nodded and said, "We like to swap at our parties."
"Swap what?" She asked.
He laughed and though she was joking. She wasn't.
He noticed she was serious and said, "Oh you know, like an orgy."
Not knowing what this meant she said, "That sounds like a lot of fun."
Well, he really pepped up then. Cutting up and having a good time. They finally reached the house and she invited him in to tell her husband about the parties.
Her excitement got the best of her and she busted through the front door and happily told her new husband, "Honey, Tom has invited us to a party and he wants to orgy with us."
FIL about choked and said, "What!?"
"He wants to have a SWAT party," saying it like he should know what it is.
FIL regained his composure and politely refused the invite and walked the man out of his house.
He then turned to MIL and explained what she had just agreed to. After she regained consciousness, she told FIL that she couldn't go back to work. He let her know that she had to and she unwillingly did.
The next day, she walked by the man and said, without eye contact or breaking her stride, "I don't need anymore rides."
My MIL is the type of old fashioned southern woman that you see on TV. Tender hearted, sweet as can be, but not always up on the events of the real world. We sometimes question her sanity
Many moons ago when my MIL and FIL had just married, she was working at her job that she had just started. They only had one car at the time and it had broken down earlier in the day.
One of the men that MIL worked with lived close by and offered her a ride home. She gladly accepted the nice offer and felt relieved about the situation.
They left the office and were having some small talk. She was new to the area and he was telling her about different things close by. He asked if FIL and she had any friends close by and she responded that they really didn't.
"I don't know if you would be interested," he started, "but my wife and I have these parties that you may want to think about."
Now MIL was never a big partier, but again, that old southern lady like charm couldn't hurt anyone's feelings.
"That sounds like it would be fun," she replied.
"But, these parties may be a little different than you are used to." He quickly stated.
She kind of laughed and said that she never really partied much.
He nodded and said, "We like to swap at our parties."
"Swap what?" She asked.
He laughed and though she was joking. She wasn't.
He noticed she was serious and said, "Oh you know, like an orgy."
Not knowing what this meant she said, "That sounds like a lot of fun."
Well, he really pepped up then. Cutting up and having a good time. They finally reached the house and she invited him in to tell her husband about the parties.
Her excitement got the best of her and she busted through the front door and happily told her new husband, "Honey, Tom has invited us to a party and he wants to orgy with us."
FIL about choked and said, "What!?"
"He wants to have a SWAT party," saying it like he should know what it is.
FIL regained his composure and politely refused the invite and walked the man out of his house.
He then turned to MIL and explained what she had just agreed to. After she regained consciousness, she told FIL that she couldn't go back to work. He let her know that she had to and she unwillingly did.
The next day, she walked by the man and said, without eye contact or breaking her stride, "I don't need anymore rides."
I'm glad I found it. Kild, I have a feeling there's more funny stories to come and I can't wait. 
