..Pop My Jibbitz!!! We Are In Disney Woild! **UPD 6/23 PG 69 #1022**

[S.Poppins]

Okay, you have been warned! Where is UtahMama!? Let the blonde jokes commence!

 

[UtahMama]

Two blondes had driven all the way across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

 

[javamom]

For those who have never been on Soarin, you get the feeling as if you are “soarin” or gliding over all of the State of California’s icons. It is really one of Disney’s finest attractions. But me being me, when I THINK California, I THINK “HOLLYWOOD” sign. For some apparent reason California’s most worldwide famous icon is somehow missing from this attraction.

Anybody out there know why???

I think I can take a stab at this, as we used to live near there when I was small. The whole Hollywood sign thing is way more impressive from the ground. Flying over it would be dull compared to the other things that Soarin' takes you over. JMHO

 

[DISUNC]

Two blondes had driven all the way across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

Thank you for being my 'Joan Rivers" to my "Johnny Carson" and filling in for me while I yet again have some serious PC Malfunctions!!!!

Toshiba is BAD!

 

[Luvchefmic]

Just wanted to POP in & say Hi! I am going to need some help from you when I start my trip report..I have So many great things to report, but working for the Police Dept. 'tis the season & the crime rate goes up so do the work hours, I'll start mine in a few weeks , I took great notes every day..AND .I thought of you every day as I used your POP patio my room was an end room in the 50's section I could step out right to the pool and the lake was right behind my building what an awesome place, when I stay on property I will stay no where else! Hope you all had a blessed Thanksgiving,

Ruthie

 

[lexmelinda]

Yoo-hoo......anybody home???

 

[S.Poppins]

Alright UM, it is a little eerie that when I called for you - you showed right up! You must have some type of special TR radar!

Okay,

There is a blind guy sitting in a bar and he shouts to the bartender, "Do you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The guy next to him leans over and whispers, "Hey you might want to reconsider, our bartender is blonde. I am a 6 foot tall, 200 lb black belt and I am blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The guy in the corner is 6'3", weighs 250 lbs. and is a wrestler. The guy sitting next to me is a 300 lb. defensive back. And all of us our blonde. Think about it Mister, do you really want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy replies, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[Boston5602]

Just kicking back , feet up , head back. waiting...................waiting.......................... ...........waiting............................................................................. .....................waiting........................................................................................................................................... ....................waiting...................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................... .......................................................................................................................waiting......... ................................................................................................................................................................... ............... ............................................................................................................. ........................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................WAITING !!

 

[lexmelinda]

starting to get a little bloated from all the popcorn......

 

[UtahMama]

A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?"

"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

Love Joan!

 

[mmeb144]

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

From: http://www.zelo.com/blonde/atwork.asp

Marie

 

[lexmelinda]

Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.

 

[nsalz]

just sittin' here waiting!

 

[monymony3471]

Does anyone know of a good computer repair person?

For the love of popcorn, call the geek squad!

 

[Luvchefmic]

Does anyone know of a good computer repair person?

For the love of popcorn, call the geek squad!

Yes for goodness sakes where are you DisUnc??? Should we all maybe chip in & send the geek squad to his house

 

[uhtimex]

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[stinkerbelle's mom]

Where o where has my Dis uncle gone, where o where can he be?!?!?!?!...............

 

[nsalz]

Ok Utah Mama We Need Another Joke!!

 

[dwheatl]

A blonde goes into a doctor's office. She says, "Doctor there's something really wrong. Every place I touch on my body, it hurts!" The doctor says, "Show me," so she taps her head and says, "Ow", she taps her elbow and says "Ow." She taps her thigh and says, "Ow." She taps her ankle and says, "Ow". The doctor calls the nurse and says, "Bring me a splint and some tape. This lady has a broken finger."

 

[nsalz]

A blonde goes into a doctor's office. She says, "Doctor there's something really wrong. Every place I touch on my body, it hurts!" The doctor says, "Show me," so she taps her head and says, "Ow", she taps her elbow and says "Ow." She taps her thigh and says, "Ow." She taps her ankle and says, "Ow". The doctor calls the nurse and says, "Bring me a splint and some tape. This lady has a broken finger."

Thank you just what I needed.

I don't know many jokes....except for...

A guy walks into a bar...grabs his head and say ouch!

I know pitiful.