DisUnc Meets Forrest Gump Jr.
Upon our return to the Pop that afternoon, I just wanted to go for a swim, and nap in AIRCOOLED COMFORT!
When we arrived back at the Pop, our room was warm. It wasnt hot & it wasnt cool
it was just warm. And since I aint no Goldilocks, this will not do! The POPs HOT rooms are a well known phenomenon on the Disboards. If you walk along the POP in the summer you will pass a certain block of rooms with very condensed windows, they are the COOL rooms. Then there are blocks of rooms with no window condensation, they are the WARM rooms. I once suggested on these boards we should keep an ongoing list here. But who listens too me?
I had the A/C thermostat set for 68 degrees. It was no 68 degrees, more like 78! I called the POP maintenance department, and told them I think my A/C is broke. They told me that someone will be right there.
SIDENOTE: Throughout my 20s I had rented several various apartments in NYC. More times then not when winter came I always froze in many of them. Countless times I had called up the Landlord or Super, and countless of times they ALWAYS came into my Apartment stating that they Have the thermostat set for 72 degrees; it isnt that cold in here. All this was always said as the breath condensated into ice cubes and dropped on the floor and cracked. After a few times, I caught on. I purchased my own thermometer to surprisingly whip it out to them and utter Then tell me why does this thermometer read 55 degrees? Their shocked response was ALWAYS the same
.OH SOMETHING IS WRONG, let me fix it! and it was always fixed within 10 minutes and I always had HEAT
until a few weeks later
when the whole scenario would be reacted
word for word! I always called my handy dandy trusty thermometer the Ahhh-HA piece of evidence! (Yes, I am a frustrated lawyer)
I waited for the maintenance man CM, and since I didnt pack a thermometer with me, I had a different Ahhhhh-HA piece of evidence to support my not 68 degrees theory! Within in minutes the maintenance man CM was there, I showed him the thermostat (which read 68 degrees). He said
.Well it says 68 degrees!
AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH.! Thats when I whipped out my Ahhhhh-HA piece of evidence!
Well if its 68 degrees in here, then why is my box of Entenmanns Rich Chocolate Covered Doughnuts
MELTED? I held up the box of mushiness in utter defiance!
SIDENOTE: I Showed him!
He then gave me that look!
SIDENOTE: NOOOOOO! Not That look! ( not that there is anything wrong with that!)
He gave me the look that said So You know what I know look! I then returned it with the Yes! I know that you know what I know look! Where as he returned the I know that You know what I know that you know look back!
James just gave me the You are flippen crazy roll eyed look

and announce that he is going to the pool. I said Fine! as I stood there holding my box of mushy Entenmanns Rich Chocolate Frosted doughnuts over my head to silence the contempt of my court!
James had left with the Lime Green Boogy Board that Anc96 had left for him.
Let me call my Manager The maintenance man CM announced.
OH yeah I had them NOW! Dont mess with The DisUnc!
The maintenance man CM called his manager CM over a two way radio, and we waited. While we waited I offered the maintenance man CM a smushy doughnut, but he passed on it!
Finally the manager CM arrived and the maintenance man CM whispered something to him, which I thought was a bit rude. After the whisper, the manger CM had the OHHHHHHH! So, He knows what we know and he knows that we know that he knows look in his eyes.
I had him right in the palm of my hand, along with the melted chocolate! Thats why I returned the Yes! I know what yous two know, and yous two knows
. that I know
what yous
.. two
.. know look!
SIDENOTE: I was starting to get a headache!
With that the manager said that they will look into the problem. If it cant be fixed, then they will move me
Free of charge

to another room at the POP! I said OK!
We then all left the room. I went to meet James at the pool, and those two went off to plan their A/C fixin strategy!
When I got to the pool, right off my

balcony, I waived to James to let him know I was there. He was talking to some boy about 15 years of age. When I got in the pool James came over to ask me what happened. I told him, and he said I dont want to move!
Neither do I! I answered. With that this 15 year old came over. This boy not only looked like a 15 year old Forrest Gump but also talked precisely like him.
He came right up to me (personal space dude!) and said in exactly the Forrest Gump voice I want to buy that Boogey Board for forty dollars!

we got a live one here!
What? I asked Are you crazy?
No I have forty dollars and I want to buy that Boogey Board from you!
I am not selling that Boogey Board for forty dollars? (Do I hear 50?

) We are here another week, If you want you can have it when we go!
No Sir! I am about to leave the day after tomorrow
SIDENOTE: I really really really hate being called Sir.
Im sorry, but I couldnt sell you a fourteen dollar boogey Board for Forty dollars!
Why? You do you not think I have the money? a little defiantly he said, but he sounded so much like Gump you HAD TO LIKE HIM!
I have the money! My Father bought me a $75.00 Rocket ship from Mission Space
Trying to diffuse the 'sell me the boogey board' scenario I asked Did you like Mission Space? Wasnt it cool?
No I did not ride that ride, I was
a-scared said Forrest.
Then James chimed him telling him everything about Mission Space.
Then Forrest said My father bought me a Model car that cost $45.00 from Test Track!
Did you like Test Track?" I inquired "That is one of our favorites!
No! I did not ride the Test Track, I was
a-scared! Forrest answered.
If you go back to Epcot, you should ride it. I think you would like it
Then James told him all the coolness & virtues of test Track.
Did you go on Soarin?
No, I was
a-scared!
Ellens Universe of Energy?
OH NOOOOOOOOO WAY, I am
a-scared of that too!
Then Forrest told me EVERYTHING his Father bought for him, which added up to some hefty dollar amount. However, I can only recall one ride that Forrest went on, he was even
a-scared of Dumbo!!!!!! For some odd reason, Forrest did like Snow Whites Scary Adventure. That's when Braveheart James chimed in, Oh I HATE that ride it scaaaaaares me!
OIY!
SIDENOTE: James will do any ride anywhere. Give him more upside down loops on a roller coaster, he is in heaven. However I HAVE to push and pull him onto the Snow White ride!
A young chubby girl came over and then started teasing Forrest!
Forrest why did you leave the room, it because yourrrrr girrrrrrrrrrlfriend came in????? and she started to giggle!
Cally is not my girlfriend he stated. Then he leaned to me and said Im
a-scared of girls!
This kid had me cracking up!
The girl was his step/half sister as described by Forrest. And she continued to tease him about his girlfriend
Both Forrest & his step/halfsister had very, very distinct southern accents. VERY DISTINCT!
When I asked them where they are from, Forrest told me Michigan!!!!!!
Eventually Forrest and his half/step sister had to leave the pool; their Pappys Pappy was calling on them.
Me and James said goodbye, and we never saw Forrest again.
That kid was a trip and a half, made me laugh BIG TIME!
You know who else I never saw again? The maintenance man CM. The room never did get very cool; they never did fix it. Nor did I ever feel uncomfortable enough that I pursue the matter any further. Also I really didnt want to pack up everything and move to another room. Especially leave my smoking Patio!
How do people who switch resorts during their stay do it????
If you care too, please grab your WDW Water Spray/Fan bottle and join me in the next installment
.(Yet another pseudo celebrity tale) titled
DisUnc Meets Inspector Clouseau Jr.