PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 2a

[Tigger&Belle]

Imsorry, I could be like my neighbor at our old house and I could go shoot at the birds. Except I don't have a gun. Did I ever tell you all about the deer that he recently shot? According to one neighbor (this is after we moved, thank goodness), he went around to the neighbors, offering them venison. Yesterday a rabbit was in our fenced yard--don't they know that Sheena would like nothing better than to kill it? And it's so yucky to clean up!

I don't know why I didn't net the berries this year. They are also eating the plums off of a tree. It's the teeniest tree (sapling), but it had tons of plums. Will really be loaded when it's big--I can't even imagine. Next year we will spray for bugs and then net because of the birds, but we weren't expecting any fruit this year.

 

[Briarmom]

Briar - did you ever find your shoes?

Nope.
I don't think I will see them again. The person who I was with...I saw them at the bar and they kind of avoided me...like they stole them or something.

 

[Shugardrawers]

Ugh, I don't feel so good. I'll check in later.

 

[redshoes]

Good Afternoon

How is everyone today? Have we heard from Princess Pooh yet? I'm hope she is doing okay. I'm headed to another day of swimming lessons, I'm so proud of Zack. He's doing great this session and actually listening and making great progress (sorry for the shameless Mom brag there).
There are some really juicy threads on here today, will someone take notes for me while I'm gone?
As for the for the arrest thing, nope. But I do have a good story about a motorcycle cop, an accident, and My DH and I's first date.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Shug, hope you feel better.

Briarmom, that person should be branded a shoe-stealer. In fact, that person should be made to wear crocs!

 

[redshoes]

Ugh, I don't feel so good. I'll check in later.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I wish we were closer, I'd bring you (insert treat, beverage, or hot pool boy of your choice here). Hope you feel better.

 

[Briarmom]

Briarmom, that person should be branded a shoe-stealer. In fact, that person should be made to wear crocs!

He is waaaay to hot for crocs....
but I will be watching for him to show up at a bar with some girl who is wearing my shoes. Size 7.

 

[redshoes]

Briarmom, that person should be branded a shoe-stealer. In fact, that person should be made to wear crocs!

or they should be made to wear black nylons with white sandals (a fashion statement that sadly I've seen too many times to count).

 

[redshoes]

He is waaaay to hot for crocs....
but I will be watching for him to show up at a bar with some girl who is wearing my shoes. Size 7.

Okay, I really think he should be made to wear black nylons, white sandals and suffer through a bikini wax.

 

[Briarmom]

Okay, I really think he should be made to wear black nylons, white sandals and suffer through a bikini wax.

All on the same day.

 

[redshoes]

All on the same day.

Anyone who comes between a women and a pair of perfect shoes, should feel pain and great sadness .

 

[Tigger&Belle]

What's the matter, Shug?

I hope all is going well, Princess.

 

[Briarmom]

Anyone who comes between a women and a pair of perfect shoes, should feel pain and great sadness .

Yes they should.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

or they should be made to wear black nylons with white sandals (a fashion statement that sadly I've seen too many times to count).

That is one scary fashion statement. In face a scary fashion statement is any nylons with any open-toed shoes.

 

[Briarmom]

OK! Serious business!
My cousin is getting married in a few weeks. I need to order a dress from Anthropologie for the wedding.

Which one?

 

[Miss Jasmine]

For some reason I am really drawn to the second one. I can't really say why though. I think it's the neckline.

Speaking of Anthropologie, I finally got to visit one of its stores when I was in Philly. I could have walked out of there completely broke. What wonderful things it has.

 

[redshoes]

I love the third one. But maybe it's because I think it would look good with "the shoes". I've never ordered anything from Anthropologie, but I love looking at their site and thinking someday I'll order such and such never happens though.

 

[Briarmom]

I don't know how I will find shoes for anything...we have NO shoes here...ugh.

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Oaky so I went to the site and zoomed in on the dresses and checked them out from top to bottom, front to back. I like the third one's material and pattern, but the second one's neckline. I may have to change my vote to the third, but I also like the second. UGH I can't make decisions.

 

[redshoes]

Okay, we are sunscreened up, swim trunks are properly placed, and we are off. Miss me while I'm gone .