Shug does not answer her phone when she's in the Drs office ding dong! Spent most of the morning there and then at the hospital lab getting tests done. I feel a little better but still feel like I swallowed razor blades and was hit by a truck Fever is down under 100 now though. Now I'm on bedrest until Thurs when my other gyno will be in town. And I'm bored to death!!!
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
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