PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 22

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Merle :hug:

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The perfect man is gentle,
And never cruel or mean.
He has a perfect smile,
And is always neat and clean.

The Perfect Man likes children,
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.

The Perfect Man loves cooking,
He will clean and vacuum too.
He'll do what's in his power
To show his deep-felt love for you.

The Perfect Man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name;
He's a best friend to your mother,
And will kiss away your pain.

He never has made you cry
Or caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this endless poem and rhyme,
The Perfect Man is gay.

That's not really a joke, it's a true statement! :thumbsup2


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We read a book last night called Wilber the Farting Dog...if you haven't read it, it's a classic for a five and three year old. :lmao:

Debbie,

You say it's your birthday da na na na na nuh
It's my birthday too ya da na na na na nuh
----not really, but I like that scene from 16 Candles ;)
Happy Birtday! 23 again?

Hey! New blood!!!! Hi Mick&Pluto...I'm the nice one.
 
Hi micknpluto! Don't believe anyone that says they're the nice one. The true nice ones don't brag about it. :angel:

(Just so you know, I am NOT the nice one.)
 
Thank you everyone :grouphug:

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just bought a new ipod game :) great way to tune out those co-workers :rotfl2:
 
Shug isn't answering her phone :mad: I am sure she is probably sound asleep, but I really want to check on her. I am on my way out to meet up with a friend for lunch, but if anyone talks to Shug and she needs a ride to the Dr tell her to CALL ME immediately!

Shug does not answer her phone when she's in the Drs office ding dong! Spent most of the morning there and then at the hospital lab getting tests done. I feel a little better but still feel like I swallowed razor blades and was hit by a truck :sick: Fever is down under 100 now though. Now I'm on bedrest until Thurs when my other gyno will be in town. And I'm bored to death!!!
 
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