PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 21

[Passions71203]

Ding, Ding, Ding....I think we have a winner!

How bad is that.
that I have the best hooker name...

 

[tevagirl]

Waddles Cloverdale....very sexy you are

Holy crap! That is scary!

He's in a lot of pain (more so than usual). I wanted him to go to the hospital today. He wouldn't go. Bet you can tell how our afternoon went. Stubborn mule.

I'm sorry, Myst.

Please do not encourage her.

Hookers don't have middle names. Do I have to teach you everything?

Did I ever tell you about my husband and the hooker?

A long time ago when the kids were little and he used to travel for work (and we were poor) he went to Camden for a seminar. The car broke down and he had to stay overnight in this seedy hotel. (Or so he said )

Anyway, he calls me up and he tells me that he was just stepping out of the shower when he hears this knock on the door. He throws on some clothes (or so he said) and goes to the door. There's a hooker at the door and she propositions him. Tells him 50 bucks. I asked him what he did and he said...

"What could I do? I only have 20 bucks."

 

[Passions71203]

good night....have fun with the hooker names...

 

[tevagirl]

Ding, Ding, Ding....I think we have a winner!

Definitely.

 

[Tiffer]

Did I ever tell you about my husband and the hooker?

A long time ago when the kids were little and he used to travel for work (and we were poor) he went to Camden for a seminar. The car broke down and he had to stay overnight in this seedy hotel. (Or so he said )

Anyway, he calls me up and he tells me that he was just stepping out of the shower when he hears this knock on the door. He throws on some clothes (or so he said) and goes to the door. There's a hooker at the door and she propositions him. Tells him 50 bucks. I asked him what he did and he said...

"What could I do? I only have 20 bucks."

I think I am punch drunk. Or maybe wine drunk,

 

[Tiffer]

Night


Oh, and dont get a cat if you are going to declaw it. I don't even like cats, but that is toture.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

After reading some sites on declawing both DH and I feel like we would rather use the "fake nails" than do that to a cat.. IMO

I'm so glad you're considering alternatives. I'm really not totally militant, but I do think that people should realize what's involved.

It's always the sweet ones.

Very true!

my hooker name would be magic broad...

Love it!!!!

Did I ever tell you about my husband and the hooker?

A long time ago when the kids were little and he used to travel for work (and we were poor) he went to Camden for a seminar. The car broke down and he had to stay overnight in this seedy hotel. (Or so he said )

Anyway, he calls me up and he tells me that he was just stepping out of the shower when he hears this knock on the door. He throws on some clothes (or so he said) and goes to the door. There's a hooker at the door and she propositions him. Tells him 50 bucks. I asked him what he did and he said...

"What could I do? I only have 20 bucks."

 

[Shugardrawers]

After reading some sites on declawing both DH and I feel like we would rather use the "fake nails" than do that to a cat.. IMO

You might look into the laser procedure. Instead of amputating the whole end of the toe they use the laser to cut the claw as close as possible. MUCH more human and easier on kitty. We did it and Simon came home same day and was just dandy. Vet says he likes it so much better.

Did I ever tell you about my husband and the hooker?

A long time ago when the kids were little and he used to travel for work (and we were poor) he went to Camden for a seminar. The car broke down and he had to stay overnight in this seedy hotel. (Or so he said )

Anyway, he calls me up and he tells me that he was just stepping out of the shower when he hears this knock on the door. He throws on some clothes (or so he said) and goes to the door. There's a hooker at the door and she propositions him. Tells him 50 bucks. I asked him what he did and he said...

"What could I do? I only have 20 bucks."

Well...there are things she might have done for a $20

 

[bigmerle1966]

Sheesh, now you guys are flooding the gay boards too???

Wrong time of the month!

My name would be Patches Coronado.

Poor Merle would be Patches RR1..LOL!

I have to find a better street to use!

My first name would be Cricket. Should I use Deep Lake Loop or Turtle Creek?

Hmm, me thinks Merle doesn't love you all anymore!

Don't tell people that!

WTH have you been missy? Ive missed ya ! How can I stalk if you are not here?

Busy weekend! Had to go with a friend on Friday night to pick up findraiser stuff. Had a conference on Saturday from 8:30 to 4 then came home and took a 4 hour nap Then Sunday I went to my godson's football game.

Well, it is about freakin' time you showed up, just waiting for some attention, weren't you!

Merle didnt stick around tho....

Hello you all talked for over 40 pages, I do have to work a job you know!

I never get the flu shot.

I got one, once and that was enough. I ended up really sick two weeks later. Only reason I got it was because it was free.

 

[sumrmist]

Bite me!

WENCH

 

[bigmerle1966]

WENCH

Oh my, I am so sleepy! I am going to head to bed early tonight ladies! See you all, definately tomorrow!

 

[sumrmist]

I'll be waiting right here Merle...I might not even go pee till you show up again

 

[Passions71203]

You might look into the laser procedure. Instead of amputating the whole end of the toe they use the laser to cut the claw as close as possible. MUCH more human and easier on kitty. We did it and Simon came home same day and was just dandy. Vet says he likes it so much better.

I wonder if all vets do that? thanks for the info

 

[Shugardrawers]

I wonder if all vets do that? thanks for the info

No not all, it's still relatively new. But there are enough who do that you shouldn't have a problem finding one.

 

[disneynutt1225]

Off to bed. Goodnight all!

 

[bigmerle1966]

I'll be waiting right here Merle...I might not even go pee till you show up again

Umm please don't do that, you might have an accident!

Had to go make lunch for tomorrow and I got a piece of cherry pie.

 

[sumrmist]

so you chose cherry pie over sleep? I never did eat supper LOL

 

[Mysteria]

Umm please don't do that, you might have an accident!

Had to go make lunch for tomorrow and I got a piece of cherry pie.

Are you sharing?

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Someone tell my dog to quit farting!!! It smells as bad as a skunk! Hmmm, maybe some people would like that smell.

 

[sumrmist]

I dont think I would like that smell.