PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 19

[debbiedoo]

no multi-tasking for Angel


I have to go to the store

 

[L107ANGEL]

Its a wonder I am allowed out without a helmet

 

[PixiePop]

ok, looks like you all need an Angel story. This one happened the other night
So I started whitening my teeth to encourage me on quitting smoking. I Have a bonding on my one front tooth from a chip I got years ago. Anyway, since the bonds don't bleach I have to complete the 3 plus weeks and go back for them to match the bonding, won't I look great till then
Today is my last day of 1 time, 3o minutes, untill I go to 2 times daily tomorrow. (this is also helping with behavior modification by not smoking during my commute)
Since I had to go to a meeting this morning I decided I would just do it on the way home.
Ok, pop them in and start to head home. Now I drink a ton of water. You will rarely see me without a drink in my hands with every waking moment. (shut the hell up!)
I stop for gas and get back in my car. A few minutes pass and I reach for my water totally forgetting about the strips.
Take a gulp of water and instantly feel the strips going to the back of my throat. Panic sets in and I spit the water out with such force I now have a windshield of water and the strips are still ready to choke me!
I start to cough in panic and can semi see out the windshield and yes I am panicing even more now. I wipe the windshield with my hand, all the while choking so I can pull over.
I finally pull over and grab them from the back of my throat while trying to not get sick.
Imagine the sight from the vehicle behind me
Yes, my name is Angel, and I should not be allowed to multi-task!

I love your stories


Hi Paige

 

[phorsenuf]

Angel, you always know how to make us smile!

 

[paigevz]

That one's a classic Angel story.

 

[Aimee K]

I love Angel stories too

Just dropping in. I've been anti virusing the computer this afternoon and my brain is fried. I had something that I think was scrambling my passwords. It seems to be gone now, but I'm taking my crispy brain and going to go watch my DVR of The Two Coreys That should be enough to handle tonight.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Funny thing is when I tell people like oh my DH or DD they don't flinch anymore Guess thier shell shocked

 

[paigevz]

Hi Aimee, bye Aimee.

Angel, do they still laugh?

 

[phorsenuf]

So I found out today that I will be the cashier in the lunch room. I think I can handle that for 4 hours, especially at that pay.

I also found out it is a union job and I get paid holidays. Christmas, NYE day, Thanksgiving and the day after and Memorial day. How cool is that! Oh and if they call me in early they pay time and a half until your regular shift would start.

No wonder why my taxes are so high!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hi Aimee, bye Aimee.

Angel, do they still laugh?

Aimee when is Chacni on again
Well yeah but I have to wonder if they are laughing with me at some point

 

[paigevz]

So I found out today that I will be the cashier in the lunch room. I think I can handle that for 4 hours, especially at that pay.

I also found out it is a union job and I get paid holidays. Christmas, NYE day, Thanksgiving and the day after and Memorial day. How cool is that! Oh and if they call me in early they pay time and a half until your regular shift would start.

No wonder why my taxes are so high!

Wow Phors, that is just perfect! Congrats!

 

[L107ANGEL]

So I found out today that I will be the cashier in the lunch room. I think I can handle that for 4 hours, especially at that pay.

I also found out it is a union job and I get paid holidays. Christmas, NYE day, Thanksgiving and the day after and Memorial day. How cool is that! Oh and if they call me in early they pay time and a half until your regular shift would start.

No wonder why my taxes are so high!

thats great!

 

[tevagirl]

Oh Angel!


4's, that's great!



SSSSNNNNOOOOWWWWYYYY!!!!!!



Can I just suggest to everyone that you not get moisturizer in your eye? It really doesn't moisten them at all.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Oh Angel!


4's, that's great!



SSSSNNNNOOOOWWWWYYYY!!!!!!



Can I just suggest to everyone that you not get moisturizer in your eye? It really doesn't moisten them at all.

are you sure we aren't related?

 

[tevagirl]

are you sure we aren't related?

It does feel like it at times, doesn't it?

 

[bigmerle1966]

Funny thing is when I tell people like oh my DH or DD they don't flinch anymore Guess thier shell shocked

More like not surprised. I know STHU!

So I found out today that I will be the cashier in the lunch room. I think I can handle that for 4 hours, especially at that pay.

I also found out it is a union job and I get paid holidays. Christmas, NYE day, Thanksgiving and the day after and Memorial day. How cool is that! Oh and if they call me in early they pay time and a half until your regular shift would start.

No wonder why my taxes are so high!

Cool!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Ya know its just not fun when you take my STHU Joykill!

 

[tevagirl]

I have to go watch Big Brother. See ya later.

 

[bigmerle1966]

Ya know its just not fun when you take my STHU Joykill!

I will try to refrain from doing that in the future.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Fed my family frozen pizza, am I mom of the year or what? Waiting for my trophy.

You sure are!

Tig taught me how to do them in the microwave.

That sounds almost dirty.

4's, that's good news!

Hi Debbie.

Angel, you are too funny!