PMS in a Handbasket--Don't be afraid, just bring us food... Part 13

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Ok, pervs. Here's another one to entertain you for a while.

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One more thing before I eat my toast:

HEY SHUG - HOW'S THE POOH WATCH GOING?????????? ;)
Will there be video on YouTube (remember Mono~Rail?)

I started munching on "wafers" which I think are actually pieces of cardboard in disguise, last night and I'm hearing rumblings this morning. Betcha money things kick into high gear about 1:45, which is the time I have to leave for the Dr. :rolleyes:

Good Morning. Today starts changing my dietary lifstyle. Too many wake up calls in the last few months, and I only have about 3 pairs of pants that I can even squeeze my fat **** into.

I am off to the library after I drop off the kids to get some cookbooks on healthy recipes.

I hate cooking lunch, especially since it is only for me now. Is it considered okay to just eat the Lean Cuisine's and WW frozen dinners?????? I really need to be thinking Heart Healthy. DH and I both have family history of heart problems.

I did that once. At the time I was single and I pretty much lived on lean cuisine for a month. I lost 15# doing it. It's a quick and easy lunch if you read the labels. The best thing that ever worked for me, besides my bypass that is, was giving up sugar and processed carbs. Fruits, veggies, whole wheat pasta and breads, brown or whole grain rice, protein and NO french fries are not a veggie :rotfl: It is however very boring :rolleyes:

Here's what I get to look forward to today and I have a mid term to study for:rolleyes: (Iansmomm is my sister, the insane anorexic)

iansmomm says:
ya know that line about "when hell freezes over!" well, it really DOES !
iansmomm says:
i gotta getin the shower brb
Tammy (Shug) says:
it can't be that bad, you lived in washington and anyway you just bought a new house that's something to be happy about! It'll be fun to decorate it!
iansmomm says:
2 inches
iansmomm says:
but still hate it
iansmomm says:
i got lots o *****in to do today, but i have to do it later
iansmomm says:
and youre the only one i can do it to lol
iansmomm says:
i'll bbl so don't go far
Tammy (Shug) says:
I'll be off and on I have mid terms tonight
iansmomm says:
if you don't know it by now your not going to and families more important anyway. Bring your book to the computer. I'll bb in a while

Someone kill me now. My dreams of sweet freedom are completely crushed :sad2:
 
OMG, Shug. :hug: She's trying to dictate exactly when you can be at the computer and available to her, but she can go off and take a shower and whatever else she needs and wantes to do, not to mention move. But you have to stay tuned for her. :sad2: :hug: Geez!
 
Don't fall for it, Shug. And if she gripes about you not being around later, tell her you spent the entire afternoon in the bathroom. :lmao:
 
I just laid the kidlets down for naps. :yay: Now let's see who cries first. :sad2: I've blown so many bubbles to entertain them in the last hour that my jaw is locked up. I feel like I spent the whole morning at home depot.
 
Shug that's crap. :hug:

3P, they make these things that blow bubbles all by themselves.........just need a handy supply of bubble soap (which you can make yourself btw) and batteries (which you can't..........okay you CAN, but it's much easier to buy them! ).

I am literally falling over here. I am soooo sleepy. And one of the kids just asked what was wrong with my voice.

I just talked to Vero........I'll have to call her back and ask her if something's wrong with my voice. :confused3
 
NO WAY!!!!!!!! :rotfl:

Chicken. :rotfl:


I actually have a battery operated one... I have no idea where it is, and I probably don't have any batteries that fit it. That thing blows about a zillion bubbles a minute.

I need to drag that out.
 
Oh for crying out loud, you guys! It's a euphemism for what the pop rocks are used for. :thumbsup2

Robin, your carpet thread... :rotfl: ETA, I'm surprised that somebody isn't "Here_Yet". Where are you? You must be lurking! ;)
 
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