Please share your Fave Knock Knock Joke......

[Laurabearz]

My husband taught my 4 year old all about knock knock jokes...... BUT he didnt teach her any jokes.... he just said... Knock knock... who's there? Pizza... Pizza who... I like pizza! That is not a joke...... Boo Who.... now that is a knock knock joke.. unfortualty it is the only one I can think of besides Banana Banana Banana Orange....

HELP! If I am to be tormented all day with knock knock jokes I would like them to make some kind of sense!

Thanks bunches!

 

[Dan Murphy]

Don't know any offhand myself, Laura, (terrible joke teller here, LOL), but here are a few to keep you going.

http://www.scatty.com/jokes/knock/

http://www.ahajokes.com/knock_knock_jokes.html

http://www.aarons-jokes.com/knockjokes.shtml

http://www.lofthouse.com/humor/knockknock/

Hopefully, they are all DIS appropriate.

 

[Harambe]

I'm with you Dan Murphy - can't tell a joke to save my life!

 

[ebaynut31]

Ok, this really must be said in person but I'll try it in type:

You ask someone: Will you remember me in a minute? Will you remember me in an hour? Will you remember me in a day? Will you remember me in a year? Knock knock? Then they say who's there and you say "don't you remember me?"

It was a lot cuter coming from a child!

 

[Patio]

I had a t-shirt in 8th grade that I wore on our class trip to Great Adventure. EVERYONE kept reading my shirt all day. The joke went like this:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Morris
Morris who?
Morris Sunday, next day is Monday

Of course, I thought the shirt was sooo cool back then. LOL!!!!

 

[holycow]

Ha,
I have a 4 yr. old and once you start with the jokes it never ends!!!!!

Here's the ones we've worn out already! lol

K - k

whose there

Boo

Boo Who

Whatcha crying for?


K K
whose there

Who
Who who?

Oh, there's a little Owl in here.

We do the Orange one too and why did the chicken cross the road

Any others out there?!

Holycow

 

[Tinks]

My fave came from Shari Lewis and Lambchop:

KK

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting cow..

Moo!

Ha...ha..I don't know why I laugh at that silly joke but I do every time! You interrupt the person before they finish asking who again...ha!

 

[Banzai]

K K
Who's There?

Day ja

Day ja who?

KK

Who's there?

Day ja

Day ja who?

K K

Who's There?

Day ja

Day ja who?

KK

Who's there?

Day ja

Day ja who?

 

[Uncle Scar]

This isn't a Knock, Knock..sorry, but this one has always made me laugh.

Why couldn't the pony talk?


Because he was a little horse. (hoarse)

Still cracks me up.