Planky
Taking over the World... one trip at a time
- Joined
- Apr 30, 2008
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Hi Everyone!!!
Its me back once more to entice you to follow along on my latest adventure!!!
The humans started talking months ago and before you knew it my greenness
was invited to cruise
along with the Ship of Thieves
on the May 10th Panama Canal Repositioning Cruise!!!!
I of course couldnt WAIT to go on this trip and bothered my human minions at home, day and night until they shoved me in a box (hey, I thought it was in my contract that I fly 1st class ) and send me UPS (which of COURSE stands for United Planky Service ) (thanks Bendy ) on the first part of my journey
I ended up in Glenville NY
WHERE????
Yeah, I said the same thing
Glenville NY 20 miles west of Albany, Capital of NY and about 17 miles south of the REAL Saratoga Springs
Anyway fast forward
On April 16th, my friend Michelle
poked her head in to say Good Morning to Barbara
aka Grammy B, her mom who was working diligently on the Fish Extender gifts to be given away
GB calmly noted that a package had arrived
Now what did you order she said
Um nothing responded Michelle (which in itself was a miracle since shes been ordering almost nonstop for this trip )
They looked at each other for a brief moment and the only thing they could think was .
PLANKY!!!!!!
They ran down stairs opened the door and this is what they saw .
Michelle gingerly picked my box up off the doorstep
Shared me with Grammy B
Then took a big old honkin steak knife ..
WAIT .. HOLD IT!!!!!!
I can make a better entrance than THAT!!!!
REWIND ..
Edit Please
This is better
HOLA!!!!
Its me back once more to entice you to follow along on my latest adventure!!!
The humans started talking months ago and before you knew it my greenness





I of course couldnt WAIT to go on this trip and bothered my human minions at home, day and night until they shoved me in a box (hey, I thought it was in my contract that I fly 1st class ) and send me UPS (which of COURSE stands for United Planky Service ) (thanks Bendy ) on the first part of my journey
I ended up in Glenville NY
WHERE????
Yeah, I said the same thing
Glenville NY 20 miles west of Albany, Capital of NY and about 17 miles south of the REAL Saratoga Springs
Anyway fast forward
On April 16th, my friend Michelle

Um nothing responded Michelle (which in itself was a miracle since shes been ordering almost nonstop for this trip )
They looked at each other for a brief moment and the only thing they could think was .
PLANKY!!!!!!




They ran down stairs opened the door and this is what they saw .
Michelle gingerly picked my box up off the doorstep

Shared me with Grammy B

Then took a big old honkin steak knife ..
WAIT .. HOLD IT!!!!!!
I can make a better entrance than THAT!!!!
REWIND ..
Edit Please
This is better

HOLA!!!!