Saturday, October 17th - Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams, Without the Caviar: Moet & Chandon Seminar
We had a very busy day scheduled starting with our noon Moet & Chandon seminar, so Jay and I finally decided to head over to Epcot around 10:30 that morning. I also needed to redeem my Super-Happy Disney Birthday Fun Card offer - since Jay and I purchased annual passes through the vacation club I opted for the gift card that Disney was so generously giving to birthday guests who already had park tickets. As we were walking towards England on our way over to Guest Services and then the Festival Welcome Center, we noticed that the crowds were quite large for this early in the day. And then we saw something that just cracked us up.
Remember the picture from the previous day when Jay and I posed at the rope that's strung across the bridge leading into France? You remember ... we were poking gentle fun at all those people who have to be at every park for rope drop lest they not see and / or experience something before everyone else.

Well, take a gander at Epcot's embedded rope drop at the entrance to the World Showcase:
They're massing at the border!!
Ummm, I hate to tell you people this, but the squishee stand doesn't open until noon.
In all our years of visiting Epcot's F&W Festival Jay and I have never seen anything like this.
Never.
We always expect a larger crowd on weekends because many local residents visit the Festival at that time, but I suspect the amazing weather was just as big a draw on this day. As the day wore on, more and more people packed themselves into Epcot until it felt like you'd need a shoehorn to extract yourself. So given what we'd already seen, we probably shouldn't have been surprised to find a line out the door when we arrived at Guest Services.
Out. The. Door.
Thankfully the CM's were moving people through pretty quickly, but there were an awful lot of guests who wanted birthday fun cards who hadn't done their homework and they gummed up the process. I know it's difficult for others to reach the zenith of Bendy-type anality, but is it really too much to ask for people to exercise a little common sense? If you can't prove that October 17th is your birthday you ain't getting no giftie ... it's as simple as that. I felt bad for those poor CMs who had to tell people the program rules while being sulked and glared at.
Being an anal overachiever, I had everything at the ready - email registration and confirmation; annual pass; official ID verifying my date of birth. Within five minutes of reaching the front of the line, I was on my way to an $80 spending spree at the Festival Welcome Center. Thanks, Mickey!!
Super-Happy-Fun-Card and the Birthday Girl (see the line behind me?).
We actually had a difficult time finding stuff to buy. The weird chef-riding-a-bicycle visual theme the Festival was using this year did nothing for us. So we picked up some wine charms, a cookbook, and an extra-extra-large colorforms type Festival shirt that I thought was really cute. Sadly for me, I didn't try the shirt on until we were back in Stinktown and that XXL must be for a bulky dwarf or a very large child because it barely fits me.

And while this year's cookbook with 50 recipes is a definite improvement over last year's 20 recipes, I still take issue with some of the items that were included. For instance - do we really need more than one sushi recipe? do we really need a recipe for pizza? why isn't the fisherman's pie from Ireland included? and where are the damn drink recipes?
You wanna hear something funny? I read an article or interview with someone from the F&W ivory tower and that person said that the cookbook decision makers had no idea the fisherman's pie was going to be such a popular item so it wasn't included in the 2009 cookbook. Sooooo, the bright bulbs who organize the Festival cookbook thought that the vast majority of guests were going to love something like India's Gulab Jamun and be clamoring for the recipe so they could make it at home but wouldn't feel the same way about a fabulous cheesy-tater pie stuffed with lobster and scallops???
Oh yes; these people are really in touch with their guests.
Let's get back to the booze, shall we? I'm getting a little too cynical and sarcastic even for me.
Since the deminars were ticketed this year, Jay and I saw no reason to stand in line for entrance 15-20 minutes before an event was scheduled to begin when there was a perfectly good bench to relax on. Who doesn't enjoy a good sit? As Mr. Burns always says, "It's the great equalizer."
After we saw people being admitted we joined the line, and as we handed our tickets over to Bud, who was there that day lending a helping hand, he looked at my button and said, "Happy birthday Barbara."
I smiled as I handed him my ticket and said, "Thanks, Spud!"
Bubbly Birthday self-portrait.
You can tell from this picture that Jay was still feeling a little rough - he doesn't have quite the smile and camera-glow that he usually does. The only good thing about his lingering queasiness was that I got to drink most of his champagne as well as mine!
Bubbly times three!
Each place setting included a sample of Moet & Chandon Rose' NV; Moet & Chandon Imperial; and Moet & Chandon Nectar Imperial. The seminar was led by a company representative named Seth Box - from what BriarRosie tells me he was the winery guy at the Flying Fish signature dinner on the 15th - he was not only very informative and funny, but one of the more comfortable speakers that we saw during our Festival stint. Rather than standing up on the stage and hiding behind the platform like many of the other speakers, he delivered his talk right there on the floor with us potentially stinky theme park guests and enjoyed drinking the bubbly as he did so!
Seminar stage
Moet & Chandon Rep - Seth Box
So what did we learn?
We learned that on average there are 250 million bubbles in a bottle of champagne. We also learned a bit about the labeling process ... standard champagne, the kind that most of us buy, is non-vintage. A vintage champagne is typically a special bottling and will include a date on the label ... and as you've no doubt guessed, it will also be significantly more expensive. And then there is the Prestige Cuvee which is considered the finest, most expensive champagne available - think Dom Perignon or Cristal.
As for the Moet & Chandon varieties that we tried, the Rose' was the dryest of the three and my least favorite. It's a blend of three wine varieties with an emphasis on pinot noir. I suppose it should have been fruity but to me it seemed like I was drinking carbonated, red wine vinegar.
The Imperial was an extra-dry champagne that's a blend of three wine varieties: Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Muenier. Although it was more dry than the previous champagne, the Imperial was softer and more typical of the kind of bubbly that Jay and I tend to purchase.
My favorite, surprisingly enough, was the Nectar Imperial which had the highest sugar content of the three. I don't usually like sweeter wines and champagne but this didn't strike me as overly sweet perhaps because it was also semi-dry. I would like to get my hands on a bottle of this for the holidays - that's how much I enjoyed it.
Six glasses later and someone needs a nap!
We really liked this beverage seminar and felt like it was definitely worth the price of admission. I especially enjoyed it since, as I said earlier, I was able to drink all of my bubbly and most of Jay's. I am not the kind of person to pass on extra champagne unless it's really really bad. And the best news was that Jay was really feeling better by the time this was finished - we had about 90 minutes to kill before our F&W pairing at Tutto Italia and decided to brave the Festival crowds for some snackables and drinkables.
So stay tuned for eating and more drinking!
Keeping score? My drink total for the day by 1PM was 1 mimosa and 6 small glasses of Moet & Chandon champagne. Bendy's 40 and she's feeling fine!!
PS. Hello to Susan who stopped and said hello to Jay and me and wished me a happy birthday!
