Pick Up Lines..

[charming23]

I hate pick-up lines, I would rather have the guy just be honest and be himself when he approaches me.

 

[Golf4food]

Guy walks up to girl: "Fat penguins."

Girl: "What?"

Guy: "Fat penguins."

Girl: "What are you talking about?"

Guy: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

<rim-shot>

 

[starrzone]

So you wouldn't help a poor guy out? I was born with the issue!

For what it's worth, I Southern accents! You'd have to put up with my Maritime (East Coast of Canada) accent, though. I say "Tieota" instead of "Toyota", just to give an example .

Guy walks up to girl: "Fat penguins."

Girl: "What?"

Guy: "Fat penguins."

Girl: "What are you talking about?"

Guy: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

<rim-shot>

See, I'd love this one! I'd think that the guy had a great sense of humor. That's a must in my book .