petition for NDM #1 (finallyDVC08) PEOPLE PLEASE SIGN!!!!

[tinkbutt]

Mr. Pete and Webmasters,

Our Dear friend FinallyDVC08 has written a tale of her trip to WDW, and it was so captivating the all mighty have decided to turn it into a book!!!!! I do believe that in honor of this woman's Fabulous writing ability we should grant her permission to change her Dis name so she can proudly display her accomplishments to all!!!

LONG LIVE NDM #1!!!!


all others in favor PLEASE post !!!!!

 

[finallydvc08]

I am in favor !

This is my favorite thread!

 

[mla973]

Would any of you be willing to post a link to the report?

 

[tinkbutt]

Would any of you be willing to post a link to the report?

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=25893149#post25893149&highlight=

here ya go!!!!!!

 

[finallydvc08]

Disclaimer: The link sends you to beginning of what evolved into my book. Therefore it is a very, rough draft and it is not finished on this thread. My book is actually 84 pages now, and the premise of the book is about my mission as a NDM to pass on my heritage of Disney neuroticism on to my children. I am dying tp post it, but during the time that I took a break from posting (DD3 got really ill), my friend told me not to post anymore since some publishers won't publish work that has already been put up on the net.

The book is off being edited right now. Then I have to start looking for a publisher. So it is not on bookstore shelves or anything . . . yet! But I am crossing my fingers.

I did e-mail a copy to the podcast though. I haven't heard back from them, so I don't know if they got it. Did you guys get it?

 

[TXYankee]

Due to customer demand, I believe that finallydvc08 screen name should be changed to NDM #1.

Oh Powerful Podcasters and WebMasters...please spread a little pixie dust on your worthy listener!!

Please let her be known as NDM #1

 

[finallydvc08]

I've decided that if I expect any of you to petition for me, it is only fair that I at least post the introductory chapter to my book so that you understand what it is about. Hopefully, no one will plagerize it before I get it published.

I'll put it up in the next posts here.

 

[finallydvc08]

TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A NEUROTIC, DISNEY MOM

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By: J.L. Knopp​

​

THE COMPOSITION OF A NDM FAMILY​

The family of a neurotic, Disney mom is always an interesting one. They have to be in order to love and embrace the idiosyncrasies that are becoming of such a person. My family is no exception.

First in our family is Dear Husband (DH). DH was introduced to Disney when I took him to the Magic Kingdom (MK) as a high school graduation present to myself. He got to experience the entire World in ’97 when we honeymooned there. Ever since then, I have slowly but surely been transforming him into a Disney fan. However, this process has been very slow, and he has not yet “fully arrived” as a true-blue Disney freak.

Next in line is me. I am the neurotic, Disney mom (NDM). Born and raised in FL, I was birthed in Disney culture. My best family memories always took place in Disney. Couple this along with exposure to the New Mickey Mouse Club as an impressionable teen, and I was hooked for life.

Dear Daughter 8 years old (DD8) is a special person in our family. This chick is my mini-me. She is already an obsessive planner in the making, specializing in Disney vacations just like her NDM. Also, her Disney trivia is nearing perfection due to regular testing by her NDM. And this year she intends to be initiated by good ol’ Mom as a scrapbooker. The subject of her scrapbook? Our next Disney vacation, of course!

Then there is Dear Son 6 years old (DS6). This guy is like no other. While his interests in Buzz Lightyear and Pirates of the Carribean are common enough, his support of his mommy’s love for Disney takes a unique spin. He regularly reduces me to a pile of warm fuzzies by presenting me with all the money he receives for gifts and chores to help pay for our Disney habits.

And, finally, there is Dear Daughter 3 years old (DD3). She cut her teeth on Disney due to the obsessive Disney nature of her siblings and mother. As a result, she puts almost all topics of conversation within the context of Disney. This occasionally makes for amusing misunderstandings that cause DH to shake his head and say, “The brain washing is now complete.” This reality is paired with the fact that she is the most dynamic personality of the group. The fresh discovery of “all things Disney” along with her expressive nature is a powerful combination, and we find that she has the ability to force all other family members to join her in uninhibited giddiness or despairing gloom as she learns the inner-workings of a NDM family.

 

[finallydvc08]

A NDM’S MISSION IN LIFE​

As it is with all NDMs, I purpose each day to instill a passionate love for Disney in the hearts of my husband and children. Sometimes my tactics are subtle such as playing Disney music, hanging pictures of cherished Disney characters in our home and stocking our playroom with Disney toys. At other times I am more aggressive in my mission. I have been known to initiate discussions about classic Disney films and the reasons that they stand out. I have also sprung Disney pop-quizzes on the family during dinner. And for our weekly “Family Night”, games such as Disney Memory, Disney Pictionary and Disney Monopoly are staples. The main purpose in all of these things is to pass on a heritage of Disney neuroticism that will serve as a strong bond between family members throughout our years together. And I am very deliberate in my work towards achieving this goal.

While all of these methods of indoctrination are effective, in terms of developing pure devotion to Disney, nothing is more powerful than a vacation to Walt Disney World. First, there is the entire process of planning the vacation. All the information that has to be sought out, decisions that have to be made and strategies that have to be designed during this phase of vacation planning provide excellent opportunities for building a firm foundation on which a Disney life can be built. But the second and most convincing aspect is the actual experience of the World, itself.

Now every NDM knows that there are unspoken commandments for conducting a “perfect” Disney trip. These are laid out with the specific intention of guiding one through the ideal vacation, which in turn creates the desired, addictive fascination with Disney. Such laws are necessary not only for the sake of Disney devotion but also for the promotion of good mental health that is created by the euphoria of being in Disney. And there is no better way to internalize these commandments than by putting them into practice throughout the duration of a WDW excursion. This is an absolutely crucial element to the process of raising a NDM family, and without it failure is almost certain.

For this very reason, our family is planning a trip to Walt Disney World (WDW) this year. This is not our first time. We have been to WDW before. But we just joined the Disney Vacation Club (DVC) recently, and this will be our first trip as members.

We are planning on going to the Magic Kingdom, and this will be DD3’s initial visit to this park. Naturally, this fact brings a certain element of excitement to the trip because it is always special to watch someone experience the MK for the first time.

Also, I am particularly excited about our lodging this year. We have reservations at the Villas of the Wilderness Lodge (VWL). I have wanted to stay in this resort since I was a teen, but I never really thought that I would ever get to do it. Now I finally will, and the thought is almost more than I can take.

I have noticed that throughout the planning stage of this trip, I get a little overwhelmed with anticipation of all these “firsts.” We will be hitting quite a few significant milestones this year. And it is difficult to take it in sometimes. Needless to say, this particular planned adventure has a very heightened sense of anticipation for all in our family as we look forward to adding it to our family’s Disney history.

 

[finallydvc08]

There are MANY, MANY tales like this in my story, but here is an excerpt from one of the chapters:

THE GRAND AMENITIES OF THE GRAND FLORIDIAN​

Our growling, bear bellies persuade us to go home. It is time to think about our next meal. While preparing dinner, I broach the subject of “girl time” with DH. DH is agreeable to this idea since it means that he will be able to remain in the villa and watch ESPN without the naggings of a NDM who has no appreciation for sports. He adds that he will borrow a DVD from the mercantile, a delightful perk for DVC members, and we can have a family “movie night” upon my return with DD8. This sounds perfect, and I turn to wink at DD8 so that she knows our request has been approved.

DD8 and I make our plans and relish the idea of “getting away.” We decide that a tour of the monorail resorts is the best option for the evening. She and I, both, thoroughly enjoy inspirational atmospheres, but such surroundings are sometimes “lost” on the remainder of the family. So we agree that this is our chance to indulge in the dreamy environments of the Contemporary, the Polynesian and the Grand Floridian without the bothersome presence of less-romantic relatives.

After a healthy dinner, DD8 and I trek back to the marina to catch another ride to the Contemporary. DD8 meekly petitions the driver about the possibility of driving the boat. This rigid skipper expounds on Disney regulations that prohibit non-licensed persons from sailing his fine ship. Drats! DD8 was hoping to commandeer this vessel so that her brother would no longer have bragging rights concerning this privilege. But she is rejected and given the consolation gift of a Mickey Mouse sticker.

We take our places in the boat, arrive at the Contemporary and board the monorail with smug familiarity. Our first stop is the Polynesian Resort. It is exquisite with its water gardens and exotic flowers. We wander outside and discover erupting volcanos and an amusing pool. The views of Bay Lake are particularly calming, and DD8 and I revel in the aura of this place. We lament that we don’t have more time but know that we should move on.

Next, we journey to The Grand Floridian. There is so much to see, and yet the pace of this elegant place is one of leisure. So we stroll side by side as we window-shop and pretend to be of higher breeding. The glass elevator gives us some amusement as do the toddlers in princess attire, spinning in the lobby. A formally dressed pianist provides concertos and minuets for the princess’ dancing pleasure, and we can’t help but smile while taking in the whole ensemble.

The sight of twinkling lights outside catches our eyes. Darkness has now fallen over the grandeur of this picturesque habitat, and white lights accent the structures and flora beyond the lobby’s enclosure. We venture outside so that we can take part in the delicate atmosphere of the Victorian walkways.

Upon finding a romantic water fountain, DD8 confesses that she has an urgent need to use the restroom. We quickly change our focus from the fantastic views to the hunt of a toilet.

We find a bathroom of elaborate propriety back in the lobby and are not above marveling over the refined faucets and commodes. But apparently, these are not the only amenities that capture DD8’s attention. For as we leave the facility and rejoin the aristocratic population of the Grand Floridian, my daughter brashly inquires, “Mommy, what are tampons for?” “Why do you ask,” I respond in a hushed tone, noting the raised eyebrows of others who pass us in this awkward moment. DD8 does not follow my subdued example. She responds at an uninhibited volume, “Well, I saw a box hanging on the bathroom wall. It looked like a machine that you get candy from if you put a quarter in it, but it said ‘Tampons’. What are they? And why do we need them in the bathroom?”

I ponder how I should direct this conversation. I am a little unprepared for this topic since I hadn’t suspected its relevance for another four years. But, nevertheless, I am now confronted with this delicate matter. What should I do?

On the one hand, in the family of a NDM, all momentous occasions should take place at WDW. Certainly the explanation of puberty and its purposes qualifies as a momentous occasion. What could be more memorable than enjoying the homestead of Mickey Mouse and having an enlightened discussion about the process a girl goes through to become a woman?

On the other hand, the uptight, Victorian décor of the Grand Floridian along with the many potential eavesdroppers doesn’t really lend itself to such dialog. Maybe this topic should be reserved for a less frigid hotel. I quickly search the Disney files in my memory for a more appropriate setting . . . perhaps a Winnie the Pooh area with a birds-bees-and-honey-trees theme. But, alas, I cannot immediately recall such a place.

In the confines of my head, I concede that this conversation begs for better preparation as well as more time than we have been allotted for the evening. So I tell DD8 that her questions have complicated answers and that I find myself unable to satisfy them at this time. But I placate her with a promise to take her on a retreat to WDW when she is 10 years old. It will be a whole trip that she and I enjoy alone. On this trip, we will have “girl time” all the time, and—after I look into the matter a little more—I will be fully prepared to answer her questions. This is acceptable to DD8, and we move out of the abrupt situation and back into the suave practice of resort hopping.

The monorail returns us to the Contemporary where we board another blue-flagged vessel. We have a different skipper than the one who navigated our last trip, so DD8 tries again for the coveted, boat-driving experience. Perhaps, now that the night could hide her illegal activities, she will find a skipper that is more apt to bend the rules. But, once again, she is met with a gentle but unyeilding captain who explains the fun-inhibiting restriction of the Disney seas. She is smiled at, patted on the head and given another sticker. Doh!

When we arrive back at our villa, we are welcomed with hugs and kisses. The movie is about to begin, and our entrance is timely. “Meet the Robinsons” is the pick of the evening. So the sleeper sofa is unfolded, and we all gather upon its comforting mattress to celebrate the beauty of family by watching the touching story.

As the film comes to an end, DH and I tuck our little ones into their soothing blankets and place the billowing pillows under their heads. We pray that they will get a good night’s sleep because tomorrow we take on the demanding mission of mastering the Magic Kingdom.

 

[bellazachmom]

Please allow FinallyDVC08 change her screen name!


Petition signed by bellazachmom on Monday, 18 August

 

[finallydvc08]

OK. So now we have four names on a petition that could potentially have thousands. This is a good start, yeah?

 

[d23cndrela]

ok.ok. I'll bite. From what I have read that is hysterical! So I too will sign!

Guys let her change her name.

 

[Missin'Disney]

Ok I was cracking up at the tampon thing! That is definitely something that I could see happening to me and I'm not prepared for it either, let me be the first to admit. (My oldest DD is 7-hopefully I'll have a few years )

Anyway I vote to let her change her screen name

 

[CDolacki2003]

Due to customer demand, I believe that finallydvc08 screen name should be changed to NDM #1.

Oh Powerful Podcasters and WebMasters...please spread a little pixie dust on your worthy listener!!

Please let her be known as NDM #1

I concur with this request all powerful ones

 

[CDolacki2003]

Oh NDM#1 that book teaser was great, cant wait to read the rest. How about signing me up to purchase a first edition (personalized and autographed of course ).

 

[alebisi]

Pete you have to change her screename! keep up the good job NDM

 

[catycatcat4]

ooooo ndm thast a realy cool screenname!!!!

 

[IWISHFORDISNEY]

You are good!!!! Loved it and cant wait for more!!!

Sign me up I want your name changed too

 

[PEANUT1]