PENNSYLVANIA TEMPERATURE CONVERSIONS
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> @ +70 degrees
> Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
> People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers
>
> @ +60 degrees
> North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.
>
> @ +50 degrees
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
>
> @ +40 degrees
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
>
> @ +32 degrees
> Distilled water freezes.
> Susquehanna river water gets thicker.
>
> @ +20 degrees
> Floridians wear coats, thermal underwear, gloves, & woolly hats. People in
> Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> @ +15 degrees
> Virginia landlords finally turn up the heat
> People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> @ +10 degrees
> People in Miami all die...
> Hazleton Area High School students lick the flagpole.
>
> @ -20 degrees
> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.
>
> @ -40 degrees
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.
>
> @ -60 degrees
> Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
> enough.
>
> @ -80 degrees
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.
>
> @ -100 degrees
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Penn State students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
> @ -297 degrees
> Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
> @ -460 degrees
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
> People in Pennsylvania start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets
> cold?"
>
> @ -500 degrees
> Hell freezes over.
> The Eagles win a Superbowl.
>
>
>
> @ +70 degrees
> Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
> People in Pennsylvania go swimming in the Rivers
>
> @ +60 degrees
> North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
> People in Pennsylvania plant gardens.
>
> @ +50 degrees
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in Pennsylvania sunbathe.
>
> @ +40 degrees
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in Pennsylvania drive with the windows down.
>
> @ +32 degrees
> Distilled water freezes.
> Susquehanna river water gets thicker.
>
> @ +20 degrees
> Floridians wear coats, thermal underwear, gloves, & woolly hats. People in
> Pennsylvania throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> @ +15 degrees
> Virginia landlords finally turn up the heat
> People in Pennsylvania have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> @ +10 degrees
> People in Miami all die...
> Hazleton Area High School students lick the flagpole.
>
> @ -20 degrees
> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in Pennsylvania get out their winter coats.
>
> @ -40 degrees
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in Pennsylvania are selling cookies door to door.
>
> @ -60 degrees
> Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
> Pennsylvania Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
> enough.
>
> @ -80 degrees
> Mt. St. Helens freezes.
> People in Pennsylvania rent some videos.
>
> @ -100 degrees
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> Penn State students get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
>
> @ -297 degrees
> Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
> Cows in Pennsylvania complain about farmers with cold hands.
>
> @ -460 degrees
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
> People in Pennsylvania start saying, "What are you going to do when it gets
> cold?"
>
> @ -500 degrees
> Hell freezes over.
> The Eagles win a Superbowl.
>
>