englishrose47
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That feat was accomplished through an evil genius plan. First I used a web-bot to capture the IP address Jordan posts from. Then using a trace route command, I isolated the router his ISP uses. Next, using an inverse hierarchy algorithm, I traced his subnet to the local switch office. From there a distance vector spectral analyzer gave his exact distance from the switch office. Using a GPS overlay, I then entered all possible coordinates into a relational database, extrapolated all pertinent details from his trip reports and cross referenced them with the entered data, and finally pinpointed his EXACT location. It was then that I made the shocking discovery that Jordan lived on goat farm in south central Peru. With international shipping rates being what they are, I decided the best course of action would be to send it to the return address from the card he sent me for winning the Trivia contest and figured they could forward it to him.
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Oooh and i thought Wendy told you!!! Silly me !!


