What a great day. Right before Smidgy went to work she was in the kitchen and screetched!,,,, Huge water stain,,,, on the ceiling,,,,, sky is falling,,,, gotta run,,,, c'ya.
Turns out the water heater went blewy,,, got a friend over to confirm it,,,, get to try to do something else I've never done beror tomorrow,,,,, sigh,,,, taking a break right now from cleaning up ,,,,,,does Menard's accept Monopoly money?
Nice beaver...
I loved all the old guys they got to play out of character in that movie,,, Leslie and Robert Stack and Bridges and Graves,,, that was just brilliant,,, and they all worked out great,,,, even Barb Billingsly,,,did I get that right?
So let me get this straight. Usually you get hurt at least once on these TRs... This time you couldn't find the seat belts so you skip them. Then you are thrown from the ride, sail out through the upper windows and yet still land safely near your old smoking area? What, they got rubber floored smoking areas? Air bag covered smoking areas? What???
I wondered if this was gonna be a problem,,, yep, it was, I didn't 'splain it good. No, it was the LAST time I didn't get my seat belt on easily,,, so this time I skipped it totally because it was too much work,,, and to be honest,,, sometimes I just get tired of needing somebody elst to help me out,, even if it is just a seat belt thing,,, I feel like they are expecting me to tip them.
Yeah, yeah... another thing I haven't done.... it's on the list.
I"d only concern myself with idol if you've done everything else.
Oh wait,,, daughters,,,, times two,,,, sorry, never mind.
Oh, and here's what was supposed to be posted of the contestants sitting on the stage before the voting;
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Let's see what humorous picture the Dis decides to post this time,,,,, watch it be the damn cow picture again....../COLOR]
and again, for what it's worth, it was the last cow on the right that won that night.
Absolutely, you don't wan't somebody telling you when to make a fool of yourself. You do an admirable job of that all on your own! You certainly don't need help.
Well thank you, I appreciate that.
'Cause us old timers gotta show them young whipper snappers that just 'cause we're old and we don't know an iphone from a gramophone doesn't mean we're not cool! 
um... My DD14 just informed me that if you use the word 'cool'... you ain't.
Well, Ok, then what is the now, universally accepted cool word for the word cool if cool isn't cool anymore?
Was his name Neuman? 'Cause Neuman is an island.
You know, I missed it when I first read it, and I read it twice,,, it wasn't until I'm doing the callout comments that it became crystal clear, your pun.
I hate when that happens.
Actually, I really like that, "a little stoic island". 
Yeah, where the heck did I pull stoic out of?
And why?
Wow! Idol is more impressive than I thought! I love the fountains, and is that a candy corn in the background?
And Mickey standing on top.
Just kidding. I too read the chapter before there were pics and I find it funny that first there's nothing and then there's a completely wrong pic. Gotta watch out. Next time you try and change it we'll see a picture of Smidgy in her skivvies.
I just like saying that.
Smidgy in her skivvies,
Smidgy in her skivvies,
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, Yeah!
I just dated myself again, didn't I.
Not at all:
Arte Johnson: "So, do you believe in the hereafter? heh, heh, heh."
Ruth Buzzy: Shyly and nervous, "Of course I do."
"Heh, heh, heh, Then you know what I'm here after."
Late last year there was a taping of the first season of Canada's Got Talent here in town and a friend of DD14 was trying out. We went and had a blast. It was very interesting to see how everything is manipulated and choreographed. Trust me. What you see on TV ain't what really happened.
Still. It was fun.
Oh boy,,, do I want to,,,Back in the very early eighties Diane was pouring herself into the bible, I was somewhat but no where near what she was like in devoting her reading,,,, and a Christian friend of ours suggested she try out to get on an actual Christian Game Show,,,, The Bible Baffle,,, and no, I'm not making this up.
The studio was in Downtown Chicago, I can't remember what street it was on, but she and I and our friend went down there that day for the taping.
You are right, what you see on tv is nothing like what is really there in the studio,, but I had a gas sitting up in the booth with the guys filming and cutting the sound,,,
it was way, way, cool.
But I"m not going to automatically go into how the game played out for Smidgy,,,, I'll let her go into that if she chooses, but I will say that I believe that first place prize was a weekend for two to a resort in the Wisconsin Dells, and tickets to Biblical Gardens, all courtesy of the Great Bible Baffle.
Wow, been I while since that tape played itself a bit in my mind.
Ya got me. 
cool, thanks for admitting it.
I'm AOK with the FYI on your MO for the PM.
Totally lost me on the reference to the 'Baltic' for awhile there. Had to look it up. I could only remember Carpathia (which was later sunk by torpedoes) and the Olympic (Titanic's sister ship).
We recently had a Titanic exposition here and it was very interesting.
Really? The Carpathia was sunk by a U boat? I dind't know that, they were the ONE boat that took all the chances in the world to believe that the Titanic was NOT just shooting off fireworks and reaaly WAS in trouble and risked everything, their own ship in ice laden waters trying to get there as soon as possible,,,and now you tell me they were sunk a few years later?
Well, aren't you a good time. You must have been a riot after the Lusitania went down as well!
Ok, that was great,,, nice job
Do not start singing that!!!!
No, not in a million years.
But I have done "Can you see the love tonight" , Elton John's version,,, and always considered trying his version of Circle of Life,,,, but never had either the guts, or enough drinks in me to try that one.
sigh... I spent a while on that too. KJ? What the heck is a KJ? Oddly enough, it never occurred to me that it might simply be a typo for DJ.
Then, as you say, the nickel dropped.
Karaoke Jockey Oooohhhhh...
There you go,, see? They can be taught!
Sympathy cramps?
Stupidity gramps
Is it just me? Or is rudeness becoming the norm rather than the exception? 
situations like this,, no, they probably have 2 days to have as much fun as possible,,,, I'm not sticking up for them,, but I"ve talked to "conventioneers" before,, and it really sounds mostly like a nightmare, so when they get a few hours in a bar, anything goes.
Yes she did! But you can sure tell that they were starting to get to her. The first time she sings "these boots are gonna walk all over you" you hear appreciative cheers, the second time... I'm betting she could hardly hear herself, let alone what anyone else may or may not have heard.
Yep, you nailed it,,, by the time I got up right after her,,, it was to the point of " why bother"
No! Oh you poor man. Don't you know that there are only four words that a married man should ever say? That works in every situation?
1. Oh
2. Yeah
3. Right
4. Sorry
"Honey! Don't forget to record that TV show we want to watch!"
"Oh yeah! Right! Sorry!"
That's good,,, and we'll leave it at that.
"It was our anniversary yesterday."
"Oh.... Yeah.... Right..... sorry"
Ok, we won't just yet leave it at that,,,, you are lucky,,, you only have ONE Annie a year,,,, we get to forget about it two times,,, and to be honest,,,, we have BOTH forgotten at least one of them in recent years.
Radar! Don't move!
"Would you like to finish that sandwich here or in surgery?" comes to mind.
Fair? Weren't you paying attention during the wedding ceremony?
"And do you, Nebo take Smidgy to be your wife, to live together in matrimony, to love her, to honor her, to comfort her, to admit now and forever that she is always right and you are forever wrong and to keep her in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?"
The Devil's in the details, dude.
Right, and vacationing in Winnipeg!
Huh. I thought the 10 day pass meant only 1 day at each of the waterparks. For some reason I didn't think you could go to the waterparks for 10 days.
I think this is a hidden Disney gem,,, if you add the water parks and more option,, it's about 50 bucks,,, but it's a park a day, for as many days as your tickets,,,,, that's why we got the no expiration,,,,, we used 5 days of tiks for a may trip,,, then 5 days for that Beach Club trip,,,,, but the water parks are all still sitting there on those tickets,,,,,, we used one at DQ and one each at Typhoon Lagoon,,,, no, not going to waste any more at DQ, so still have 8 left each at the Water Parks.
The no expiration clause doesn't save you any money on base tickets,,,, it's like buying a 5 day pass, twice,,, that' s pretty much the same price as a 10 day no expiratinon pass.
Ahh,,, but adding water parks is only about 55 bucks more,,, and those don't expire either,,, at least,,, not yet they don't.... I keep waiting for this little "water park loophole" to be closed.
Hey! I like Q-Bert. I've even finished it.
Finished IT? WOW, I'm impressed,,, Smidgy is much better at this then I am,,, my guy keeps jumping off the side when he gets nervous.
But I don't want to spend a disney day playing it.
I know, I know, you're a Missile Command guy.
Chocolate filled herring? Interesting choice. Do they serve that at Akershus?
Don'lt look at me, I don't, and probalby never will, do Akershus.
Thanks again for another fun chapter!
Nice breakdown,,, really liked the Jaws with the Friendship boats.
Wow, between life and this testy Dis board, I have had a heck of a time getting on here. So many great lines and comments to catch up on I don't know where to start, so I won't and just say I am loving it all and will now head over to your dining reviews.
Smidgen, great voice.
Hey, there you are, nice to see you back from your brutal time spent on the balcony at the Boardwalk. DId you have a room right over the actual promenade? Or do the rooms in the center section facing the inside courtyard and the stairs leading into the lobby alos qualify as "Boardwalk" views?