Tuesday morning we got to the Magic Kingdom in plenty of time for rope drop, which means we were able to catch the welcome show. If that doesn't put you in the mood then you don't belong here.
Before we walked out,
Walked out? So I guess you weren't in the mood then?
Wait a sec... in the mood for
what???
we checked The Makin' up the Weather as we Go, channel,, and theh said it's going to be sunny, sunny, sunny,,, only a 10% chance of the usual afternoon Disney thunderstorms so Smidgy suggested maybe we should bring umbrellas,
Smart girl. If the forecast is sunny, that pretty much guarantees rain.
I find that aftercasts are pretty accurate. I used to work at a place (I won't say where) where I had to do hourly weather observations and report on current conditions. One day I decided to have a little fun (okay, I was bored). I noticed that on this otherwise sunny day that some fair weather cumulus clouds were popping up here and there. I calculated the cloud height at 3000 feet. Not too long after my report went out, we received a forecast for the day's weather. "Sunny with occasional clouds at 3000 feet." Wow. Hmmm... I sent the next hour's report out but 'accidentally' put 300 feet for the cloud height. Oh, look. A new forecast just came out saying that the clouds would be at 300 feet. I 'corrected' my report back to 3000 and can you guess what the next forecast was?

We had three different forecasts in the span of 15 minutes.
I really felt like reporting rain... but I restrained myself.
Yes, we have lots of faith now in The Weather Channel, we simply plan for the opposite of what they say.
And you're probably right more often than wrong.
But right now after I was personally told "Good morning" to,( I was the third one in the "And you, and you, and you and you" sequence).
Hey! DHS was the other day.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost rid of the "last day feeling" thing though, hey, there's always more trips, and I have a feeling next year we'll be able to maybe, maybe go with my one son and his wife and Jackson.
Yeah, that should ease the pain. There's just something about going to Disney and experiencing it through the eyes of a child.
You already mentioned that you popped your vikes. No need to belabour the point, dude.
Really, Nebo. Are you sure Smidgy wants everyone to know what you two do?
I am going to guess,,, and I think this is pretty close:
we have probably now ridden this ride 25 times, and I
will estimate my record on this against Smidgy is 4 wins for me, 21 for the evil Smidgy.
So... does she go around telling her friends how she can beat you...
at a game that requires good aim and eyesight...
in a dark room?
Frankly (don't call me Frank) it's a miracle that you could even get the 4 wins. Was she blindfolded with one arm tied behind her back those times?
Dunno, doesn't seem right when one person is saying, "Look! I got the little target high up on the wall! Up there where my gun is pointing!"
While the other person is saying, "Gun? I don't see any gun."
But she has 3 times the payroll I have and can sign all the top free agents.
Haven't seen it yet... but I believe "Moneyball" will help you out here, from what I've read of the true story.
Between 9 and 9:30, we can do 5 rides that later in the day would take you over two hours to do.

And I'm
so glad that the majority of Disney goers (i.e. nobody on the DIS or anyone who's ever bought an UG) have
no clue that going early will save you
tons of time.
After Buzz, it was about ten minutes past rope drop
Wow, the buzz was over 10 minutes after rope drop? Either your tolerance has gone way up or those were defective vikes!
and we were just leaving Tomorrowland heading into Fanatalyland
I know it's a typo... but Fanatalyland... I like that!
Fan a taly land. Just what is a taly anyway? And why does it need to be fanned?
Unfortunately, these are the kinds of things that I spend my time thinking about.
She went over and put her arm around the stutue,,,,
and found out it was a "squishy" statue.
Ewww... boy those pigeons love their statues, don't they?
It took a little bit before she could get him to move,,, but we pretty much left him alone as kids were coming, didnn't want to blow his cover.
That's very nice of you guys. I don't know how many times I've seen supposed adults shove little ones out of their way so they could wave to Mickey or whatever.
For those that may not know what I'm talking about,
"Push", is a remote controlled toy operated by a nearby cast member that can also speak into a microphone to make it talk to guests,,,,, for us the fun part is finding who is the "hidden" cast member.
Knew who he (it?) was but have yet to see him. Did experience the talking water fountain in EPCOT 125 years ago.
I did get a picture of Smidgy with the guy who's been waking us up the last two weeks.
Surprised you didn't go over and punch him... or at least yell at him...
Tuesday is normally a real slow day at MK,,, but at 10:15 on a hot September morning, they were sending out boats on Splash Mountain with nobody in them.
Whoa! That
is dead. Either that or people were jumping out before the big drop.
I know
that's been done.
It wasn't even 11 o'clock yet, but we headed for the exit,
but not before one more picture from our rocking chair site by Big Thunder,,,,so what if it's a smoking area,, we've outgrown that now but it's still OUR SPOT!

Yup! And if I ever find myself in that spot, I'll be sure and tell the rest of the family, "This here's Nebo's spot. It's sacred."
20 minutes went by I think until a bus pulled up.
Ha! There's an advantage right there if you're from Winnipeg. Our transit system sucks so badly, that if you wait
only 20 minutes for a bus you call all your friends and let 'em know.
"Hey, guess what? We went to Disney and took the bus and only waited for 30 minutes."
"Oooh. That must be what it's like in Heaven!"
Tuesday Afternoon,, "I'm just beginnning to see, now I'm on my way," sorry, that's hard to ignore,,,,
Try.
Tuesday afternoon and we are eating a make shift lunch while we are changing for the pool.
How do you pull up your bathing suit with one hand while holding a plate of food in the other??? Your momma raised a talented boy.
We then head down to the pool,,,, picked up a Sentinel, and for the tenth time I'm bringing with that crappy book, "Come out Tonight" with me so I can ignore it one more time.
Forgot all about that. I hear they're going to make a movie out of it.
It is just after Noon,,, and I can not believe it, we got our table back once again with the lungers right in front of it.
You should look into its history. Maybe there was a family of six that was murdered there. Or perhaps it was once owned by Bernie Madoff. Or maybe it just looks good on the outside, but underneath is mold and electrical and plumbing problems.
This truly blows my mind,,,,
See? You don't need the vikes after all! I just saved you bucks, mister.
Now, I hate it when I get sad at the end of a trip,,, but this is the first time I've seen her look this way, and it really bothered me to see her this way.
But to go and put my arms around her would only make it worse right now, so I tole her I needed the bathroom and I'll be back shortly..
It bites when you're
on your vacation and can't enjoy it 'cause you're already thinking of when it ends. Interesting. You're at work and happy 'cause a vacation is coming up and then you're on vacation and sad 'cause work is coming up.
(tole her? what, is this Branson?)
Nope. It's either Switzerland or possibly Glendale California. Corporate headquarters for Nestle.
Makers of Tole House Cookies.
What I wasn't really realizing concerning her mood though,, was,,, well,,, for the first time, our worst fears came true on the way down this trip, and it was like a shattered innocense.
I can certainly understand your trepidation at the thought of having to make a similar return trip.
So, it's not just last day itus for both of us,,, it's also an uncomfortable worrisome feeling awaiting us for our drive home,,,,, our plastic bubble of safety has been popped, if you will, and I don't think either of us like the new feeling.
Who invaded Spain in the 8th century? The Moops.
She couldn't believe I did it that fast, but our room was really close.
Yeah. I hear ya. I think most women can't believe we do it that fast. My personal feeling is most woman want it to last a certain amount of time. That amount of time is equal to the time a man wants to spend on it and the time it would take to build a small shed.
I may be wrong, but it's possible we're talking about different things here.
Nahh... I'm not wrong.
We will return for more uplifting, cheery poolside banter in the next chapter,, but now,, a note from our sponsors...
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I've fallen and I can't get up!
Good to the last drop
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Theyre G-r-r-r-eat!
Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat
The Best Part of Waking up is Folgers in Your Cup
Hey Mikey
He Likes It!
Dont Leave Home Without It
Pardon Me, But Do You Have any Grey Poupon?
Got Milk?
That's almost never a good question.
Dentist with drill in hand...
Surgeon with scalpel in hand...
Proctologist with glove on hand...
IRS agent with hand...
No, I'm not talking to Smidgy, I'm talking to you now,
yes, everybody else thinks I'm talking to all of them, but you
know I'm just talking to YOU!
I thought you meant me. Then I glanced behind me and saw who you were really talking to...
I'm so embarrassed.
I've always liked the word "embarrassed". Take the 'em' part off and if you were, you would be.
This is where we finally get to the title of this chapter,, all this other crap was just fluff, but enough of the fluff,,, hmm, enough, fluff,,,,nuff, fluff,,,,,,
'Nuff!! Uncle! I give!
because I'm a LIST type maniac person.
Oh, really? Hadn't noticed.
So, be prepared to be bored to tears,
Oh, don't worry. I
really don't have to prepare.
you will look forward to spending the evening with an AMWAY salesman,,,"Don't you wish you could do better than what you have now?",
Never even
seen an AMWAY salesman. Has anybody? Are they even still around? What about AVON? Or Tupperware?
a night with a life insurance agent will also seem fun compared to what your are about to read,,,,
Well that's good. My cousin is an insurance agent and she's a hoot.
shoot,,, you just may end up accepting collect calls from Telemarketers,
Didn't we have this conversation before? Usually, I can't stand telemarketers (like when I'm in the middle of dinner or a movie) but often they can be the source of much amusement... always at their expense.
This is our 19th trip to Disney
Bang! Right off the bat, you got me. I've only been a handful of times and I
still get people going, "Wow! You've been to Disney a
lot!" So to me, 19 seems like, well... "Wow! You've been to Disney a
lot!"
Twice, we walked.
Just kidding.
If Disney called you up right now and said, "Nebo, we like your writing style and would like you to come down and stay at any and all resorts you want. Eat at as many places you want. Go on as many rides, see as many shows as you want. For a whole year. At our expense. But you have to walk here." I'm pretty sure you'd be, "Smidgy? Where's my sneakers?"
The total nights we have stayed on Disney property is 184. This floored me when I added it all up.
200 if we include Universal.
Okay, you've almost got the 'year' part covered... now if you can just get Disney to pick up the tab.
The leading resort in a runaway is Pop Century, totalling
41 nights spent there, runner up is Dixie Landings/Riverside with 25
Question. Is the reason the leading resort is Pop because it's affordable? If cost was no object, or all hotels were the same price, where would your leading resort be?
You can also throw in Shades of Green, I guess, never stayed there and probably never will.
Isn't SOG only for active military personnel?
But 41 nights at Pop blows my mind,,,that's six weeks,,, could you imagine if it was all in one trip,,,, a six week stay at Pop Century? How cool would that be,,,?
Very... but it does raise an interesting question.
Would you rather:
A) Stay onsite at Disney for 6 weeks every 6 years (no trips in between); or
B) Stay onsite at Disney for 1 week every year.
I wonder what that would be like,,, six months of being on site,,, going to parks,,, basically living there and eating there?
6 months. You'd have to have a kitchen. And a quiet room. I also don't think that you could stay 'on' property the whole time. Eventually you'd itch for something else... just a guess though. The first day you arrive and you're all set for MK, you have no intention of going to Gatorland... but after a few months, I bet you'd jump at the chance.
You know what?
I'd be willing to give it a try!
I bet I STILL won't have eaten at Akershus.
Not even with the Princesses?
It also helps to be ADD,, OCD,,,TMI and BYOB.
M-O-U-S-E
and on and on,,,, heck,,, we still have not eaten at a single "sit down" restaurant in Magic Kingdom.
I think you'd really like Liberty Tree. Especially since it no longer has character dining, so you can eat in peace. (no offense meant to anyone who likes the character meals. I did when we brought the kiddies, but otherwise... not so much. I know. I know. Sacrilege!)
Yeah, a long way to go till this list is checked off,,,, and that's the good thing,, always something to look forward to,,and you never know what each trip will bring.
And by the time you get everything ticked off the list there's either something new or something forgotten to keep you going. Thanks for the chapter!
