Off topic here for a second;
It doesn't matter how many times I've seen it, when clicking channels on the tv and I come upon Jurrasic Park, I usually stop clicking. I've read the book a few times and just think Michael Crichton was very underrated as an author.
I just think the whole idea of getting Dino DNA from mosquitos caught in amber, (fossilized tree sap) was beyond brilliant. But the best part of the book wasn't even in the movie. That even though the computer looks for all 38 dinosaurs every hour to perform a roll call, and they supposedly can't reproduce, the computer isn't programmed to look for a 39th, or 40th dino. DUH
Don't know how they left that out of the movie.
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Thursday, September 15, 2011 Anno Domini
That morning we leisurely took our time packing, in no specific hurry to get out of here and get over to the Animal Kingdom Lodge.
Right!
I was like a drill sargeant, I couldn't get over there fast enough, I had had enough from Faulty Towers.
Speaking of Faulty, I had a chance to stand at the sliding doors here at home a couple of days ago and do my best Basil impression. Mischief had brought home another mouse, I think it was dead, but you never know,
that hasn't always been the case.
As she stood there on the other side of the screen door holding this thing in her mouth I yelled:
"No, no need. We have mice, here, in the building!"
Guess you had to be there.
Or here.
One thing about being way up here, Mr. Faulty would have loved it, knowing how he likes to shake his fist at God or yell at him, if he did it on our balcony up here it would be a local call.
But I was pretty excited about checking into the AKL, it seemed like it was a fresh start for us.
Everything is done, even the car is fixed and don't have to worry about that,,and we still have two parks we haven't even been in this trip! Allllriiiight! Dance with me, Roderigo.
One thing though, we have a detour first on our way to AKL, a Walgreens in Kissimmee.
This wasn't in the original plan, I had expected the supply I brought down to last,,, but with all that happened, a lot of pills were used as mood altering meds and not just
for pain.
Tuesday early evening after we got back from picking up the car I phoned in for a re-fill, you think that timing of the car had something to do with it?
Diane asked me, "You sure you're not addicted to the painkillers?"
"Not at all," I replied. "What I'm addicted to is walking through Walgreens to get to the pharmacy counter in the back." "That I can't get enough of, I need my Walgreen's fix."
After standing on the balcony for a few minutes one last time, looking at the lake, looking at the pool, looking at the aluminum garden, bell service was at our door and we left the room.
All the way down the guy kept asking where our car was, and maybe I should go and get the car why he waits with our stuff on the cart, out in front, but I told him it was only about 5 slots down in the second aisle on the right.
Actually, I had considered doing just that, but after I told him where the car was and I heard this big, fake SIIIGHHH come out of his lungs, I thought, screw it, you want the tip, you can walk to the car for it.
It wasn't like he was carrying our stuff, it was on a cart for goodness sake, you know, with WHEELS!
Now I wished I was parked further away!
Like Pop Century.
But what nearly did him in and almost cost him a hand was when we got to the car and I unlocked the back hatch, he FOOLISHLY tried to throw a suitcase into the back.
I just stood back and watched:
Nobody, but NOBODY packs our car with our stuff besides Smidgy!
He hadn't even let go yet, Smidgy saw him and shrieked, grabbed the suitcase and flung it to the ground.
After she RIPPED the suitcase out of his hands, I walked up to him and smiled, and handed him a five dollar bill, told him "Thank you very much". As he walked away pushing his cart, he was shaking his head and looking at his hand, counting his fingers.
All loaded, we took one last look around, and pulled out
of this Miami Holiday Inn. Please understand, my opinions of BLT would more than likely be much better if things and circumstances hadn't gone as they ended up going.
One thing I was kind of surprised at, we never ate at the Wave, never ate at the Contempo Cafe, or even the snack bar by the Contemporary Pool. About the only thing we did or used at the Contemporary was the monorail, and the resort store for morning newspapers.
Speaking of pools, after experiencing them all, of the pools connected to high rise resorts at Disney that don't seem like normal Disney, I much prefer the Grotto Pool over at the Swan and Dolphin.
I'd stay at the Dolphin in a hearbeat again over BLT, the Dolphin and the area it's in, just seem more like Disney, even if it's not.
Our route to Sherbeth road and rt. 192 would take us virtually right past the AKL.
Or, well, it should have.
This is why I hate driving on World Drive, we can never get it right where we are going from over here. We thought we were taking the right exit, but next thing we know, we are going past Fort Wilderness and on our way to Port Orleans. After working our way down to Beuna Vista Drive, all is ok with us again and found the right Walgreens in Kissimee.
I love Buena Vista, to me it's the heart of Disney, goes to everything there, except the Magic Kingdom and the Monorail resorts.
Going into the Walgreens felt really strange, it was so similar to my own Walgreens here at home.
As I stood at the pharmacy counter and the guy rang up my purchase, ok, ok, my darn pills! I mentioned that to him, and that I'm 1250 miles away, but I feel like I'm back in Carpentersville.
He laughed, and said, "Yeah, but I'll bet your Walgreens isn't filled with Disney T-shirts and souveneirs."
He had me there:
"No, mine is filled with signs telling you to get your winter flu shots before the rush." "And that Depends are on sale".
He liked that.
I always enjoy conversing with the native population as long as they are not trying to see how much they can get out of my credit cards.
He wasn't kidding though about the Disney stuff, it filled up a couple aisles, by the way, if you need to bring back Disney stuff for
family and friends, hit the nearest Walgreens, far cheaper.
On To Jambo House!
Now I'm really happy, got my refill right to the day I was supposed to, and now we are going to stay at a studio in Jambo House!
At the guard house, of course I sat there and kept revving it up as I gave my license to the guard guy.
He handed it back to me and told us where to go but I wasn't done yet, "So, whatcha thing, sound like 1645 dollars to you?" Hey, after having to coast up to CBR and then BLT at the guard houses cuz of the exhaust system, or lack thereof, I was flaunting it baby!
He just stood there perplexed and Diane told me to go, so I went and goed.
We pulled up, a guy told us where to temporarilly leave our car while we checked in and we went inside.
Now, even though our car is sitting right outside, on the same level plane we are on, and even though we didn't climb any ramps or cross any bridges to get here, we are now walking into the lobby which is on the third floor.
Once again, we have Disney Math, in action!
There were rooms right next to the main lobby entrance, would never want any of these rooms totally facing nothing but parking lot, but there are tons of them along this 3rd floor wall....
so technically, you could fall off your 3rd floor porch and be airborne for about 4 inches of freefall before you landed!
"Yep, 3rd floor it was when I fell, landed on my feet, not a scratch!"
The first floor is on the other side of the building where the savannahs are, and below the "room trail" where the pool is.
I'm not sure where the second floor is, I think it's in Limbo somewhere, or where they keep the dead giraffe that keep getting struck by lightning before they end up at Boma's.
Yeah, now there was some good thinkin alright, "Let's put the tallest land animals in the world on open plains, in the lightning capital of the world."
They've had plenty of crispy critters there, but I disgust.
("The one and only cereal that comes in the shape of animals")
Oh yes, entering the lobby:
On a bright, SUNNY DAY!
The Animal Kingdom Lodge!
Anybody shaking your heads out there?
The Mines of Moria were brighter.
This is the only place in the world that orders 1 watt light bulbs, and uses them!
And I'm not talking the new CFL kind, I mean the old incandescent type. We had a 3-way bulb by our table in our room, 1-3-5 watt.
There was a trip report writer a few years back named La La, who best described what it's like to walk into the lobby.
Five steps in your party has to drop and roll, there is no way you can see a thing coming from the sunlight outside.
I immediately started to do that, but before I got down to my knees, Diane yanked me back up with a "I'll do the leading."
Once again, she's dragging me along, I just wished that it would have been by the hand, like normal, instead of grabbing my belt and dragging me like a child's pull toy.
"Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop."
We eventually stopped somewhere where I could feel wood in front of me, and then I heard a disembodied voice say, "Welcome home."
It could have been a speaker on a wall, it could have been God, it could have been the Wizard of Oz, I couldn't tell, I couldn't see.
Oh, we are at the counter, ok, I got it, gotta be smart now, don't let my guard down, even if I can't see, be smart and don't let them take advantage of us.
Diane did most of the talking, I just stood next to her looking clever and smart, and slowly I could begin to see the outline of a woman standing in front of me.
Finally, after all the id changing, driver's license info and verification with credit cards, we established that she was, indeed, a Disney cast member, and we got down and dirty:
(asterisk >*<)
"Ok, your room is ready, on the fifth floor with a savannah view," she told us.
Ok, now I know it's going to be the fifth floor, those are where the DVC rooms are, but almost all the standard studio rooms are pool view rooms for the DVC, I heard there was only a few savannah rooms.
At first this sounded great, we weren't expecting a savannah room, but little warning lights went off in my head.
She said we were going to be down the Zebra Trail, which I was pretty sure we would be too, so that was no surprise.
We stayed here once before, back in '02 when we first got back together, stayed here for only 3 nights, but it was also a ways down the zebra trail, just on a different floor.
And I remember that walk to our room got very old after a while.
I asked her to make a little circle on the map where our room was.
She made a circle that covered about one third of the resort map and slid it back to me.
"Ok, you just circled the United States, can you narrow it down to the same county we're in now?", and I slid it back to her.
She reluctantly made a small circle inside the circle,,,,
way at the very end of the zebra trail, that is actually in a suburb of Fort Lauderdale.
Nope, not gonna work, savannah view or not.
Th pool is about a halfway point, and our room was between the pool and the edge of the world last time, and the walk then was brutal.
Plus, I was 9 years younger then.
We politely mentioned my bad foot and asked for something closer in, we expected to get a pool view room, anyway.
"But sir, this room is ready, now for you."
"Great, it can be ready, now, for somebody else then, too,
what else you got?"
She looked some more and I was losing hope.
Turned out no need.
"Oh, here's a room overlooking the pool, will that be ok?"
Smidgy and I looked at each other, turned and nodded in harmony.
"When will it be ready?" I asked.
"Oh, it's ready now."
Back outside buggage service unloaded our laggage onto a cart and said they'd be there in ten minutes, we went in search of room 5634.
About all I can say about the room location is that I don't believe we could have gotten a better room!
It was at the end of the regular hallway before it temporarilly widens, with windows overlooking the pool on one side and savannah on the other, with a huge opening to the floors below, and right where the elevators are around the corner.
Since the hallway is dark and the room numbers small on the doors, being the last room before the elevators made it easy to find time after time.
In five minutes the guy was there with our stuff, and there went another 5 bucks.
It would appear I don't really have any room pictures from here, so let me descibe it to you:
It had a bed, a couch, a tv, bathroom, table and two chairs.
Ok?
Really, it was your basic Disney studio design, without the long galley type kitchen that BLT had. I like this better
but the one thing I don't really like in here is the lighting,
not kidding, it's like a nightlight over the table and beds.
And the room definately seemed and felt much bigger than BLT, over there my side of the bed was only a couple of inches from the wall, here I had plenty of room to roll off and
fall on my head.
Ok, I know, what's the view, what can you see from the balcony, I'll be happy to show you.
Standing on our balcony, looking to the left:
Yes, the creme de restistance', looking directly in front of us;
Now THIS, looks like paradise to me, picture doesn't do justice, it was much prettier in person.
By now it was only a little after 11, we through away our stuff right quickly and changed to go down to the pool.
Somebody said earlier when we checked into BLT that if I keep teasing Smidgy, I'm going to lose a drawer to her for my stuff. Well, you are exactly right, that's what happened, this dresser thingy only had 5 drawers, she got 3 of them.
I didn't care.
With my mug in one hand, and Uncle John's Bathroom Reader in the other, we went in search of an easy way to get to the pool.
Hey, you just never know, maybe these elevators here
will like me!
* (did you see what happened there? I made comment about Lord of the Rings, and my brain wasn't done yet with it I guess, it morphed then into something that sounds like Treebeard, the Ent, wasn't planned. "We have decided after much deliberation that you are indeed not orcs."