Hello again, back with more "shout-outs!"
I was glad to hear that you felt well enough to venture out to the Poly on your last morning, Kay. I have to say that I thought the fruit plate and yogurt looked pretty good!
Count me as another, along with Marita, who has not tried Tonga toast yet.
Maybe on my next trip . . .

Minnie_Moo: Actually, the fruit plate was pretty good, and no doubt a lot healthier than Tonga Toast. Still, I would rather have Tonga Toast. I think everyone should try it at least once. Some people find it too heavy and filling, but we think it is sooo good.
I second that! Too funny!!!!!

TigerKat: Oh good; maybe Mom is right. Im The Limit!
Hi Kay

Once again, another great installment. I wish I could quote all the bits that made me LOL. However, there are too many to list and I don't know how to multi-quote. (And don't anyone try to teach me...still don't get it....I'm putting my fingers in my ears and closing my eyes la la la la la.)
I'm sorry that you weren't feeling quite up to having the Tonga toast, but I'm glad you made it to the Poly and had a nice morning. Mmmm, I was hoping you'd post a pic of the Tonga toast and you didn't disappoint!! I think I'll follow your advice and ask if they can substitute some other kind of fruit and not the dreaded

Maybe Gary from Lowell will give me the evil eye, heh.
I loved the pics of the Poly. I plan on trying to convince the DH to stay there one of these trips. I've visited the resort, but after seeing your pics I want to stay there. But then I also want to stay at the WL after seeing your pics! There's just something so special about your writing, together with the photo's.....I always feel like I'm right there. Thank you! Can we all beg you to stretch out the last few hours of your trip into, let's say, 5 more installments? I don't want this report to end!

SunKat: Ok, Ill let you off the hook for multi-quoting, even though it is your sworn duty as one of my most faithful readers to highlight all my most clever parts.
If you ever get to the Kona Café and they make you up a different fruit version of the toast, PM me and let me know. I think it would be neat with other kinds of fruit, even if it isnt as tropical. I wonder what it would be like with pineapple. That would be tropical.
Well see how much time dilation I can work into the remainder of my report. I think Im seriously winding down to the close. But if you or anyone else has a great brain storm for one of my and a half episodes, I might be able to toss in another spoof or two before I finish. The idea has to particularly inspire me and get the creative juices flowing!
Oh my God, I love Tonga toast That picture made my mouth water. Great pictures, too.

KKCannon. Hello. I dont recall seeing your name before. Have you been a long time lurker? In any case, welcome, fellow NYer. Please stop by with comments again.
Kay! Tonga Toast looks too sweet. I wonder if you can get it without sugar on the outside. I must taste it next time though.
SO sorry you were sick that day! I hope you felt better lounging by the pool spotting pool hoppers! I would love to lounge, but I have young kids I need to keep half an eye on. SOMEDAY!

UtahMama: Youd be missing much of the appeal without the sugar-cinnamon coating, because that makes it sort of crispy, and its really good with the crunchy coating. If you asked to have it made without, though, I am sure they would.
What about the old swap forks method? That's what we usually do, if not, "open the hanger, here comes the plane".
I am far behind, but catching up.
I enjoyed having tea with you and Lowell! I could almost taste everything...unfortunatly for my newly
pregnant self, the Pate was a bit much. Next time you should include a warning.

MommyPoppins: Yes, the swap forks method does sound more discreet. Unless I manage to drop the fork full of food during the transfer, which sounds like something I would do! Im excited by your news of a new little Poppins! Hurray!
Yup Kay, you got it all!
That was a/an hilarious episode. ( you can never tell which one with the "H".
And even though other's have commented on it,,,,,
from kay:
Ive read that Tiki gods are most often depicted with their eyes closed because a Tiki can smell trouble before he sees it. Im not impressed. I had that very same ability last night after Poop-De-Doo, and I assure you it was no godlike power.
That is funny shi,, stuff!
I do have to remark on that camera your using, MAN! I guess you can set that thing on "super macro" if you want. I have never seen such "clear" close-ups of food before in my life, from any pictures.
Not really sure that's a good thing though. Even the Long John Silver's commercials back off a bit but still keep the red lights on it.
But your pictures were incredible. I'd swear that Tonga Toast was breathing. And your fruit plate with granola stuffage looked a lot to me like something I saw on Animal Planet last night about larvae.
Great job, we are going to miss you if you ever bring this to a close.

nebo: We bought this camera specifically for its ability to take good clear photos of small, detailed items for eBay like the interior workings of a watch, etc. It really does a great job. Thanks for all the kind words. I will miss writing the report, but yes, I do need to bring it to a close. Thanks for reading and being a part of the silly-people-have-more-fun gang.
"This is the TR that never ends, it goes on and on my friends!" And I too, hope it doesn't end!

Suzflee: Hello again to another of my faithful readers. You know, the good thing about trip reports is that you learn something new with each one, and take away something useful or funny that stays with you as part of your Disney lore. Maybe its Time Dilation, porky jerky, the Chasm of Fire, workers rights for dolls, or whatever. I just hope everyone who has read this report takes with them something memorable as a momento of the time we spent together in this trip story.
Hello Kay, Just thought I would post on your TR. It took me a few days to read the whole thing, but I am finally caught up. Your report is fantastic.

I had read Nebo's report and told him it was really good and I loved it. He said if you liked mine, then read yours. I am so glad I did.

I hope you are feeling better and completely over the Poop-De-do review, review, review.
Connie

Disney 4-ever: Hello and welcome. Im glad Nebo sent you over and that you enjoyed reading this novella! Thanks for posting comments to let me know youre out there reading.
Hi Kay,
I hope you are happy - because of you I have become addicted to reading trip reports

Of course, you set a pretty high standard! I was crying I was laughing so hard. My kids/husband think I have lost it (there may be some truth to that

). Mostly wanted to say a big thank you for providing me with so much entertainment.

Vero4us. Another new reader, hurray! Thanks for the wonderful compliments. Your enjoyment is my reward for the time and effort spent. Its wonderful to hear that Ive brought some laughs and happiness to fellow Disney fans.
You didn't taint my opinion Kay...
I have tons on my list before I ever think about visiting HDDR and all of them are included in the ticket price
My family has done none of the water parks, none of the golf or mini golf courses, no Luau, no HDDR...what we *have* done is all of the main parks, PI, both universals and sea world and plan on doing em all over again.

tiggerwannabe: Youre right that there are so many restaurants to try and fun things to do in the parks; even after multiple trips to the World many of us havent scratched the surface. And if someone has done everything on their agenda, its time to redo favorites again.
I am going to have to try the Tonga Toast in a couple of months.
Very nice Pictures Kay

Goofyfan1: You post count number for your last post was # 14. Thanks! Im honored to receive your Lucky Fourteen post. Have a great trip and I hope you get to sample some delicious Tonga Toast.