Ok, so I have to post this...we all know that I have been having problems with DS and getting up and on time for school. Well, his teacher bought him a shirt, and he brought it home today. It reads:
I was Late for school today because:
I went to another school accidentally
I spent all morning looking for the best tasting APPLE for you
I had to stop my dog from eating my homework.
I got real involved in a poem I was writing about this mornings sunrise
I helped the principal's sick mother cross the street
I was raising money all morning for the "Teacher's Need Love Too Foundation"
I tried to leave in time, but my videogames wouldn't let me.
I forgot to wake up this morning.
I was having a really good dream about me knowing everything.
I went to see the doctor this morning, but I forgot what I was there for.
I spent too much time teaching my little brother the, uh-alpahbet.
I had to rescue an whole family from a burning building.
I have a sister with no Brains, so I had to help her with the simple things, like breathing.
I found out I was adopted, and I'm having a lot of trouble dealing with that right now.
I was busy fighting crime with my super-hero powers.
I couldn't afford to buy gas. My bike has a flat tire. And I was too lazy to walk.
I was getting extra credit in, uh- skate boarding class.
I spent half the mroning saying great things about you to the Teacher's Hall of Fame.
I partied till I saw the surise.
I was busy breaking up with my girlfriend this morning.
I decided that life is too short to rush to school every morning.
Oh, and one more thing...
I'm not late! I'm early for TOMORROW!!!