our secret green club? Part 8

[nsalz]

Here is a good joke that I am sure alot of us know already

Two men meet in the street. One man says to the other "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith". The other man says "What's the name of his other leg"

Love this..it's one I can actually remember.

 

[nsalz]

That's one word for it, they're drilling music into our heads... a week before the St. Patricks day parade. Other than that school definatly puts a damper on my computer time.

Yea...that darned school thing will getcha everytime!

 

[nsalz]

So...here's a little story to amuse.....
My hubby decided to throw me for a loop the other day....he announced that he might want another baby!!!
Now we decided that our family was complete.... 8 years ago we made that FINAL decision. and now he throws that out there.....

Now...I told him he's nuts..... and that he's dreaming.
We have NOTHING left for a baby. It's all gone to family and friends.

now the amusing part.....I CAN'T stop thinking about it!!!!!!!
and my cousin is no help..... she is trying to convince me that its a good idea-Yeah THANKS April !!!

(there is a little more....but I can't post it on the boards.....especially my ACTUAL reaction to his declaration ...It was pretty colorful )

ok......continue...I am sure I will have a better story for tomorrow's storytime

Come on Kelly have a baby....Hugh won't have one and we need to throw a shower for a fellow limey!!!!!Please....Please.....Please.....I want to be a limey aunt!!!

 

[kaw1218]

all y'all need to come over for dinner. I'm making jambalaya again. making tons of it.

well, now...I don't know if I can make it in time.....will ya save some for me???

 

[pixie dust 112]

Come on Kelly have a baby....Hugh won't have one and we need to throw a shower for a fellow limey!!!!!Please....Please.....Please.....I want to be a limey aunt!!!

Ya Kelly, come on!!!!

NSalz check your PMs!

 

[pixie dust 112]

well, now...I don't know if I can make it in time.....will ya save some for me???

Are you having cravings, Kaw?

 

[kaw1218]

Come on Kelly have a baby....Hugh won't have one and we need to throw a shower for a fellow limey!!!!!Please....Please.....Please.....I want to be a limey aunt!!!

what happened to being on MY side
ughh....the crying and the diapers, the cost of formula........I am finished with all that..... years finished......

the hugs, the smiles, the powdery smell.......those cute giggles.....

I need help...mental help, that is ...

 

[kaw1218]

Ya Kelly, come on!!!!

NSalz check your PMs!

Are you having cravings, Kaw?

ok that's it.....I'm just gonna sit here and pout....

 

[pixie dust 112]

ok that's it.....I'm just gonna sit here and pout....

yup, mood swings...I think it's official Limeys!

 

[kaw1218]

yup, mood swings...I think it's official Limeys!

umm....not possible right now...... so there!!!

 

[TOT_Boy_]

hi how is everyone

 

[kaw1218]

hi how is everyone

Good!! How are you???

 

[LgTmDisFan]

It takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma
> to fix one: a reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their
> jobs.
>
> After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe
> sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
> mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and
> then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
>
> Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are
> some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked
> with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance
> engineers.
>
> By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an
> accident.
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----
>
> P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
> S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>
> P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
> S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>
> P: Something loose in cockpit.
> S: Something tightened in cockpit.
>
> P: Dead bugs on windshield.
> S: Live bugs on back-order.
>
> P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute
> descent.
> S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>
> P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
> S: Evidence removed.
>
> P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
> S: DME volume set to more believable level.
>
> P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
> S: That's what they're for.
>
> P: IFF inoperative.
> S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
>
> P: Suspected crack in windshield.
> S: Suspect you're right.
>
> P: Number 3 engine missing.
> S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
>
> P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
> S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
>
> P: Target radar hums.
> S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>
> P: Mouse in cockpit.
> S: Cat installed.
>
> And the best one for last.
>
> P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
> Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
> S: Took hammer away from midget

Just read to DH

Oh can I relate, DH was an ATC(air traffic Controller) for 20 yr.
Hates to fly

 

[TOT_Boy_]

Good!! How are you???

great

 

[MrOakie]

well, now...I don't know if I can make it in time.....will ya save some for me???

Sure, I made plenty for everyone I made chicken and sausage gumbo. I used a sausage that I never had before. I didn't realize how spicy it was. Definately need a cold drink with it. It's spicy, but good.

 

[kaw1218]

Sure, I made plenty for everyone I made chicken and sausage gumbo. I used a sausage that I never had before. I didn't realize how spicy it was. Definately need a cold drink with it. It's spicy, but good.

alright!!! dinner for tomorrow!!!

 

[LgTmDisFan]

Hi TOT BOY,

 

[kaw1218]

Just read to DH

Oh can I relate, DH was an ATC(air traffic Controller) for 20 yr.
Hates to fly

I'll say hi before I head off to work.....

 

[MrOakie]

alright!!! dinner for tomorrow!!!

I got desert for tomorrow too. On our truck this week, we're getting gallon size... chocolate almond ice cream.

 

[MrOakie]

Hiya Tot Boy.

How's everything?