nsalz
A little bit of magic goes a long way<br><font col
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Chip and I love these, espically the "here's your sign" ones!! Ever see the jalapeno on a stick skit?![]()
Ronnie, is that on youtube?
Yeah ACT like you didn't see my note to you!!! You,... you.... SMILIE stealer you!!!Like I didn't take some of yours from you!!
Hope you get to feeling better.
My meds must be working great today because I am in a really good mood. Course getting a really nice paycheck helps![]()
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So...I haven't gone to bed yet.....in less than 4 hours my kids will be home..... hmmmm.....
anyway, I am sitting here debating whether or not I want to volunteer for Extreme Home Makeover....... they are doing a home about a mile from my house. I guess I will go tomorrow and see if they need anyone else.
Isn't ANYONE on my side??????![]()
Yeah ACT like you didn't see my note to you!!! You,... you.... SMILIE stealer you!!!Like I didn't take some of yours from you!!
I have slept off and on all day grr that means another night of little sleep. I don't plan to fall asleep, in fact i leaned back here about 2 hours ago and poof woke with a start when my neck pulled that "snap" trick. OUCHY
Glad to hear your meds are working a bit better, keep us posted![]()
OH sure tell me AFTER I have "borrowed" and redirected to my bucket.
Do I need to return them all now![]()
Yeah ACT like you didn't see my note to you!!! You,... you.... SMILIE stealer you!!!Like I didn't take some of yours from you!!
I can hardly stop from laughing over that![]()
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Kids were asked to write about the sea..
Look at what they wrote!
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't
have sea
all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson.
She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through anhole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs. (Millie age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better
off eating
beans. (William age 7 )
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how n earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you
a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to
plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going
very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat
. (Jule age 7
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I'm on the List!!!
I think I need to start Posting more often.
Maybe I should Cheat and post riddles like SBD![]()
That is not cheatingI am providing entertainment for my fellow limeys
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Besides our wonderful leader of the thread LizzY has decreed that as long as I don't contest her using actual numbers to boost her count then I can post like I want
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