our secret green club? Part 2

[DISUNC]

All right, I have spent the last 36 hours reading this thread and getting caught up. Can I joing the secret green club, too? I have been swiping LGMH from HD for a while now and stashing them in the back of my closet so my DH doesn't find them. He already things that I've lost my mind to the mouse, this will just confirm it.

Becky

We gotz another one whose DH "thinks" she is crazy!

WELCOME

 

[Va-bear]

What exactly do you do with a collapsible hamper?

HI!!! Oh, silly me....I'm just being a bit facetious. I've read alot on the "packing" threads and "helpful hint" threads lately. I keep thinking I'll learn to be more organized - and I DID get some cool ideas. But it seems every other person mentioend buying a collapsable hamper from a dollar type store - to keep in the hotel room for dirty clothes. I originally laughed - but then decided maybe I should give it a try - we'll see if it helps!

ps - who doesnt love to tease DisUnc??!!

 

[DISUNC]

HI!!! Oh, silly me....I'm just being a bit facetious. I've read alot on the "packing" threads and "helpful hint" threads lately. I keep thinking I'll learn to be more organized - and I DID get some cool ideas. But it seems every other person mentioend buying a collapsable hamper from a dollar type store - to keep in the hotel room for dirty clothes. I originally laughed - but then decided maybe I should give it a try - we'll see if it helps!

ps - who doesnt love to tease DisUnc??!!

Disunc allways uses a collapsipidable hamper! Makes it really easy to lug your clothes back & forth from the resort !!!

Disunc Teases ALL!!!!!! my thing!

 

[DISUNC]

MEMORANDUM

DATE: July 9, 2006

TO: LGMHPC Accounting Department

From: hrh_disney_queen

RE: Today's swipe

In accordance with the rules and regulations of the secret green club, today I procured 19 LGMHPC's. These numbers can be added to the totals in your department, and the LGMHPC's have been deposited in the local branch until further instruction.

Limey's THIS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE! A+

 

[DISUNC]

I love hearing from "in country". can't wait till it's my turn. You all are going to running off here shortly and I'm still gonna be sitting home waiting until sept. Boo hoo.


Still have sickbay going on here in the front room. oldest son had some n/v last night and still has a fever. little guy is about 90% just giving antibiotics for strep throat. He is really enjoying tormenting his brother while he has no ability to fight back.


We had torrential rain last night. We have had huge thunderstorms and rainfall every day in July so far. Flooding is really worrisome now and some roads in our area are washed out. I went out to my scrapbook shed last night to check everything and the water in the back yard was mid calf in places. My shed was starting to get a little wet on the floor underneath the door but I'm about to check on it again today. I put all my stuff way up high and brought all my pictures in but I really love my little shack. We put power into it built lots of shelving and did insulation so it is really a pretty good little escape. Wish me luck.

Your life is a MESS!

 

[DISUNC]

Very COOL!!!!!!



Edit!: 3,000!! Omg! Lgmh family! 3,000!!!

CONGRATS SWEETIEPIE!

 

[crossfamily]

DisUnc you made my day!!!! I really needed a good laugh. Now all you have to do is get it published and rake in the green dough!!!! Teresa

 

[hockeymomoftwo]

Your life is a MESS!

Too funny DisUnc.

Just had a tornado touch down 2 miles north of us. Torrential rain again. Water rescues all over on the roads. It might be kind of comical if it wasn't happening to us. We are on tornado watch right not but it looks like it's blowing away from us now.

On a good note scrapshack took in a little seepage around the door frame but all contents inside safe and sound. Whew.

I guess they are now reporting that we have gotten an entire years worth of precipitation in the last couple of days. We have been in a drought so long that this is just wild. Got to go back to the basement.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Hey Everyone! I went lime green shopping today!! Lime green crocs, lime green tennis shoes, lime green socks, WOOOOOOOO AND lime green pants!!

 

[DISUNC]

Too funny DisUnc.

Just had a tornado touch down 2 miles north of us. Torrential rain again. Water rescues all over on the roads. It might be kind of comical if it wasn't happening to us. We are on tornado watch right not but it looks like it's blowing away from us now.

On a good note scrapshack took in a little seepage around the door frame but all contents inside safe and sound. Whew.

I guess they are now reporting that we have gotten an entire years worth of precipitation in the last couple of days. We have been in a drought so long that this is just wild. Got to go back to the basement.

We just went through the floods (NE PA) 1 1/2 weeks ago. It was BAD here. Houses are just GONE!

Good luck...and with those Tornados...get in the cellar! How is your son doing?

 

[DISUNC]

Hey Everyone! I went lime green shopping today!! Lime green crocs, lime green tennis shoes, lime green socks, WOOOOOOOO AND lime green pants!!

KEWL! You will be EASY to find in WDW!

 

[crossfamily]

Yes !!!!!! That is so sweet. I have lime green shorts; flip flops and a shirt. Lime green is my favorite color anyway. My DH give me grief about it all the time. Teresa

 

[EeyoreFan1]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And my mom said MAYBE to the Lgmh meet.. so. I'm not suer if I can go.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

CONGRATS SWEETIEPIE!

Thanks!

 

[keishashadow]

Dis Unc where o' where did you ever find the manhood rules - what a hoot. Shudder to think of the 3 that were edited out! #3 is my fav.

Sorry for all the natural disasters that have befalled our LGMH fellows .

A meet sounds like fun but, after June in Orlando; I shudder to think how miserable August could get. Going against the grain, it IS the heat AND the humidity that's unbearable.

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Dis Unc where o' where did you ever find the manhood rules - what a hoot. Shudder to think of the 3 that were edited out! #3 is my fav.

Sorry for all the natural disasters that have befalled our LGMH fellows .

A meet sounds like fun but, after June in Orlando; I shudder to think how miserable August could get. Going against the grain, it IS the heat AND the humidity that's unbearable.

That's when most people can go, is August.. so..

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

The International Rules of Manhood

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c After wrecking your boss's car. d One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e When she is using her teeth. f When your sports team wins the championship.

NAUGHTY NAUGHTY!

[

QUOTE]3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
10: *****edited out by Disunc for the disboards********

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free. [/QUOTE]

Does Fabio count as a topless model?!?!?!?!

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the groin.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

All right ya caught me!

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding "responsibilities' pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights: a Yeah, Baby, Push it! b C'mon, give me one more! Harder! c Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: *****edited out by Disunc for the disboards********.
24: *****edited out by Disunc for the disboards********
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green(WHAT????), orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

Thanks for the breakdown, I'm sure I'll share this list with my husband!

We've all heard about people having guts or Kahoonoes. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below. "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "Kahoonoes" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the nerve to say, "You're next!" We hope this clears up any confusion.

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

 

[DISUNC]

Dis Unc where o' where did you ever find the manhood rules - what a hoot. Shudder to think of the 3 that were edited out! #3 is my fav.

I recieved it upon my 13th Birthday!

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

HI!!! Oh, silly me....I'm just being a bit facetious. I've read alot on the "packing" threads and "helpful hint" threads lately. I keep thinking I'll learn to be more organized - and I DID get some cool ideas. But it seems every other person mentioend buying a collapsable hamper from a dollar type store - to keep in the hotel room for dirty clothes. I originally laughed - but then decided maybe I should give it a try - we'll see if it helps!

I didn't try that, but the best advice we got was to take a shoe bag for the back of the door. Helped keep lots of little things organized & kept the bathroom clean.

 

[stinkerbelle's mom]

Hey Everyone! I went lime green shopping today!! Lime green crocs, lime green tennis shoes, lime green socks, WOOOOOOOO AND lime green pants!!

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