"OUR BIG, FAT DISNEY VACATION!" Ch.26 NEW! 2/11 pg. 121 "And they lived happily ever&

[Eeyore's Tiara]

Okay, now that i stopped laughing, if you are a really white girl like me, you can't stay in the bed for more than 10 minutes the first time cause you look like a lobster. And if you are going to tan parts of your body that haven't seen the sun since the day of your birth, well, it ain't gonna be pretty. Do we need to supply you with one of those hemmorhoid pillows???
And-What happened to your crocs??? Are those the shoes youre trying to break in?

 

[TwinkieMama]

oh Sweetie! What can I say? I am not laughing at you... really... we are ALL laughing with you.... right? we are laughing?

you didn't go for some cheap Botox substitute so now you can't smile did you?

or try some of that anti-fat thigh cream that does shrink the normal fat cells... so the cellulite stands out like the Rockies? did you?????

you see, it could be much worse....

and from my recent experience all I can say is DO NOT attempt to sweet talk your way through airport security while carrying dangerous contraband.... They didn't seem to know who I was at all!

 

[PrincessV]

I am the proud owner of 10 pink and white Chicklett's on the ends of my fingers.

3. Oy! My ROOTS!!!! !

Seriously, I was about to sign off when I saw this and now I've spewed martini all over the keyboard.
But I understand the roots - a "lovely" new crop of silver was peeking out of my part this morning. UNACCEPTABLE. On goes the Mega Brown Chocolate so I can be pretty for my Disney adventure!

No worries, your bum will heal before you get down here. For the record, no Floridians under the age of 60 actually set foot in the sun with less than 95 SPF anymore. We get our golden tans from the bottle these days!

 

[UtahMama]

oh Sweetie! What can I say? I am not laughing at you... really... we are ALL laughing with you.... right? we are laughing?

you didn't go for some cheap Botox substitute so now you can't smile did you?

or try some of that anti-fat thigh cream that does shrink the normal fat cells... so the cellulite stands out like the Rockies? did you?????

you see, it could be much worse....

and from my recent experience all I can say is DO NOT attempt to sweet talk your way through airport security while carrying dangerous contraband.... They didn't seem to know who I was at all!

Dont give me any ideas! Im on a roll in the name of beauty! I'll fall for anything now that I'm starting to toss pennies in the fountain of youth ( a little).
By the way, ummmm, cellulite cream does NOT work.

 

[UtahMama]

Okay, now that i stopped laughing, if you are a really white girl like me, you can't stay in the bed for more than 10 minutes the first time cause you look like a lobster. And if you are going to tan parts of your body that haven't seen the sun since the day of your birth, well, it ain't gonna be pretty. Do we need to supply you with one of those hemmorhoid pillows???
And-What happened to your crocs??? Are those the shoes youre trying to break in?

not the Crocs....I got some jogging shoes. I think I'll be lime green footed in my Crocs 99% of the time though.

It was a Ruva bed and it was not suposed to be a "burning bed". Stacey did not care! It wasnt that bad until later on that night. Lets just say (because there's a teeeeeny chance of one of my DIS peeps DH's MAY read this) that there is a strip of WHITE down my backside. The rest is reddish. The front pink. NOT tan...as requested.

No, I dont need a roid pillow. Unless it's lime green????

 

[UtahMama]

Seriously, I was about to sign off when I saw this and now I've spewed martini all over the keyboard.
But I understand the roots - a "lovely" new crop of silver was peeking out of my part this morning. UNACCEPTABLE. On goes the Mega Brown Chocolate so I can be pretty for my Disney adventure!

No worries, your bum will heal before you get down here. For the record, no Floridians under the age of 60 actually set foot in the sun with less than 95 SPF anymore. We get our golden tans from the bottle these days!

So the 61 and older sect just figure what the heck?
I think I am a bottle tan snob now (like Loreal makes me a snob!???)
I've tried Netragena and Jergins, and Banana Boat and Coppertone but like the Loreal one best.

I have a few greys too. And a few wrinkles. Thanks to Norah (just kidding, she cant help it if her mama's gettin old!)

But I have to tell you! If your used to giving and giving to others (your babys!) it's kind of nice to give a little present to yourself once in a while! Like a new lip gloss is enough to make me feel feminine again.

 

[sorul82?]

So I guess you will need to Body Glide your bum?

 

[UtahMama]

So I guess you will need to Body Glide your bum?

only if I get a separate tube!
It's been a few days so it's much better. Just itchy. Maybe I'll put lotion on it. Or get a willing volunteer goof-miester to do it??? OR NOT!!!!!! He blushes easily. that is the mission of my marriage...to make him BLUSH!!


(I do NOT believe in the tag fairy)

 

[UtahMama]

Not crazy or OCD at all! Who wants to come home after vacation and clean the house too! NOw that's

UM - Time is ticking away and Tuesday will be here before you know it! You're going to have a great trip and I can't wait to hear the details!!

THAT's why I was gone all day. i think I made good use of my time, sort of...except the hair re-do. Everything is properly packed and tidy.
My food is nearly gone. My fridge is clorox'd and we're pretty much ready to go. But then I'll remember something URGENTLY and HAVE to go get it. Like Dramamine. I want to ride Mission Space and dont dare without Dramamine (less drowsey formula). Then there was the NEED for a Tide stick and dryer sheets. I only relax long enough to need something else!

 

[UtahMama]

September 1,2006 It's official. We can post again.
No lip gloss. That's just mean.

WHAT am I s'posed to DO????? I mean, liquid mascara I can see making a bomb with...but lip-gloss????

 

[UtahMama]

Morning Mama!!!

I've been a good girl and refrained from posting til' now!!!! Oh...you're almost there!!!! You'll all be watching 'Wishes' in no time!!! I'm sooo jealous...we still have 11 L-O-N-G days until our trip

Looking forward to the TR when I return on the 22nd...that is unless I do manage to kidnap you before you leave, keeping you hostage and making you deliver a live TR at our DISmeet on the 16th!!!! We've yet to book our live entertainment and a stand up comic would be fab!!!!

Now....try to get some sleep, girlfriend!!!!! You're as bad as me!!!

Thaanks! I cant wait to see Wishes at Epcot near the Big Hat! ( )
11 days goes by in a wink so you better be packin' too! My comedy bit is limited to the African Queen on the Jungle Cruise....where I rock!

My DH probably wouldnt mind me being kidnapped and held hostage. But dont expect much by way of a randsome! Unless empty pocket lint is enough!

 

[nebo]

You know, I just started reading this report.
I have to admit, you make ya wanna come back for more.
I truly wish my report was when the we brought the kids instead of an
empty nesters, but I didn't think a 25 year old trip report would wash.
Keep up the good work.

 

[UtahMama]

I love Stephanie Plum books, the only bad thing is once you get a new book, having to wait until the next one comes out.

UNLESS... you start when she's mostly done like I did! THOSE books are "Literary Crack" ( I just made that up all by myself! ) and almost as addictive as the DIS!

I swear, if the library had a "wait" on the next book, I'd go buy it at Cosco! Or borrow from a friend who reads faster than me.

 

[UtahMama]

You know, I just started reading this report.
I have to admit, you make ya wanna come back for more.
I truly wish my report was when the we brought the kids instead of an
empty nesters, but I didn't think a 25 year old trip report would wash.
Keep up the good work.

Well, it would certainly be a new DIS record. The current record is 6 years (TwinkieMama's about to rap her's up and it is GOOD stuff, Maynard!)

Thank you so much! I really do appreciate it!!!!

Hope to hear more from you in a couple weeks!

(that goes ditto for all of you!!! )

 

[TwinkieMama]

Moi? a record holder?

I often read this board's description- you know the place where people come to write about their RECENT experiences at Disney and I just howl

So did you remember to actually attach the yellow DME tags to your luggage?

and why are you hogging all the good movie quotes???

 

[UtahMama]

Yellow Tags firmly affixed to luggage: CHECK

Hogging best movie quotes: CHECK




Hip Insider TRICK: I just googled "Disney Movie Quotes"...now you can too!



Like,"Pink Pajamas, Penguins on the bottom", Circle of Life intro. Lion King

 

[LBelle]

Yellow Tags firmly affixed to luggage: CHECK

Hogging best movie quotes: CHECK




Hip Insider TRICK: I just googled "Disney Movie Quotes"...now you can too!



Like,"Pink Pajamas, Penguins on the bottom", Circle of Life intro. Lion King

No comprende!!!

 

[smidgy]

ok, gotta ask; wht are crocs and where can I get them? mrs. nebo (aka diane)

 

[UtahMama]

No comprende!!!

You came to the right place!

We are an interactive Trip Report!!!! it is optional, though.

If you want to PLAY, all ya do is click on EDIT right after you post....

Then, in the REASON FOR EDITING text box, put a disney quote. It can be relevant or irrelevent to the topic (if any) . You can put "who" said it just after, cuz it's not a guessing game, those hurt my brain.

When you SUBMIT CHANGES, what you wrote in the reason box is now "fine print" at the bottom of your post.

 

[UtahMama]

ok, gotta ask; wht are crocs and where can I get them? mrs. nebo (aka diane)

Funky colorful clog-like shoes made out of spongey material. The are heaven on your feet and wonderful to wear for long Disney days!
I got mine at Sportsmans Wharehouse, but REI has them and Nordstrom. If you look on the CROCs website there's a locator for your area, I think.