"OUR BIG, FAT DISNEY VACATION!" Ch.26 NEW! 2/11 pg. 121 "And they lived happily ever&

[Eeyore's Tiara]

Great pre trip report Umama. I can't wait to see what you say after the trip! Keep it coming....

For the edit game: I hope I can use this song to play, it's my altime favorite lines out of all the movies. We sing it around here all the time......

 

[jamal]

U-Mama (may I call you that?),

I am so excited for you!! Hey, last minute tip, TFI, from my sister who flew (NO WINGS, just arms) this morning. Just before she checked her luggage she put her lipstick, gloss, and Tide-To-Go stick in her checked bag. She's off to Vegas and knew a girl might slosh a drink or two on herself.

At the security checkin, she spotted several lipsticks (how SADDDD is that?) and FOUR Tide-To-Go tubes in the contraband pile.

Moral: look for squeaky clean TSA agents, coming to an airport near you.

 

[GOOFYsince71]

Thanks for the
"Journey into Mr. Toads Honey I Shrunk the Pre Trip Report continuation!!!"
As Expected,,,,soooooooo worth the wait.
As for the lipgloss thing........just put about 10 layers on before you leave,,I don't think the tsa peeps will Contraband that!!!

 

[daisy_77]

Hi! I just so happened to stumble upon this trip report and I am so glad I did! UtahMama, you are a riot!

Look forward to hearing about your trip!

 

[Michelle2]

Hi Utah mama!!! I lived in Utah for quite awhile myself, but then we moved on over to Boise Idaho. We (my mom, 2 sisters and cousin) will be there for an all adult ladies' trip just a few days after you. I will keep an eye out for you so I can get a nice treat!

I dont like to waste snack credits on water and dietCoke when there's mickey head ice cream bars to buy.

I SOOOO agree. We will be making a walmart run for water and diet coke for my mom too. Can't be wasting those precious snack credits. I am so excited that I get to be going soon too. I hope you guys have a great flight, and maybe I'll see you in the parks!!!

 

[UtahMama]

Thanks to Y'all! Yes, I will give individual shout-outs to you very soonly-like!
Until then, enjoy this joke curtesy of my DS17:

*Ring....Ring!!!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you are Paranoid-Delusonal, we know who you are and we know what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace this call.

If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are Phobic, your phone will self destruct in 10 seconds.

If you are contemplating suicide, take off all your clothes, you might as well go out the way you came in.

If you are normal and not laughing, hang up and call again!




I told you in ch. 3, my DS17 is a stand up comedian!!!!!

 

[princesslibby]

September 1,2006 It's official. We can post again.
No lip gloss. That's just mean.

 

[proudmomof4]

 

[UtahMama]

Great! It's the new day and I could take down another day from the chart but it's Dallen's turn next and that would greatly upset him. I dont know why I'm counting my air travel day as a day but we get there on the 5th. So three more days. All of today, All of Sunday....All of Monday... Get there Tuesday the 5th.

Making my brain hurt again. Fuzzy Disney Math. FDM.

 

[LBelle]

Morning Mama!!!

I've been a good girl and refrained from posting til' now!!!! Oh...you're almost there!!!! You'll all be watching 'Wishes' in no time!!! I'm sooo jealous...we still have 11 L-O-N-G days until our trip

Looking forward to the TR when I return on the 22nd...that is unless I do manage to kidnap you before you leave, keeping you hostage and making you deliver a live TR at our DISmeet on the 16th!!!! We've yet to book our live entertainment and a stand up comic would be fab!!!!

Now....try to get some sleep, girlfriend!!!!! You're as bad as me!!!

 

[Cinderella's slipper]

I love Stephanie Plum books, the only bad thing is once you get a new book, having to wait until the next one comes out.

 

[Cinderella's slipper]

I think there should be an awards show for the DIS!
Insted of an Oscar or Emmy it'll be the Mickey. The "trophy" should be a lime green Mickey statue??

Presented by Johnny Depp in full JackSparrow garb ...


I would love an invitation to that ceremony.

 

[Glendamax]

"Mama I would let you know that I have read your lastest installment, but I can't post right now because I have too much housework, DIS work and packing to do. So when I have time a little later, I'll take the time to post

 

[dsnyfamily]

I just realized I am going to have to wait weeks to hear this TR!! UtahMama will be returning from the World just as I will be heading to the World! Since I gave my laptop to my Aunt, I have not Internet access. Can't be heading to the public library when there is WDW to explore. I'll just have to wait patiently .

Special hello to GlendaMax who I see is online now.

 

[Nurse_Mommy4]

Thanks to Y'all! Yes, I will give individual shout-outs to you very soonly-like!
Until then, enjoy this joke curtesy of my DS17:

*Ring....Ring!!!

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press 1 repeatedly

If you are Co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you are Paranoid-Delusonal, we know who you are and we know what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace this call.

If you are Schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are Manic-Depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are Phobic, your phone will self destruct in 10 seconds.

If you are contemplating suicide, take off all your clothes, you might as well go out the way you came in.

If you are normal and not laughing, hang up and call again!




I told you in ch. 3, my DS17 is a stand up comedian!!!!!

Thanks for the morning laugh! (I 'll just need a moment
to clean the food off my keyboard)

 

[GOOFYsince71]

We leave next Sunday
What is it about the Countdown that makes it Slooooooooooow Down so much when you get to the end!!!!!!!!!?
Am I Crazy for always trying to Clean Everything in the House , Yard, and Garage before I go...?
I mean, I just want to pack and sit on the curb....
But no,,,,Here I am, Scrubbing, cleaning, Folding, sorting,,,I think there is an obsessive something compusive name for that!!!
Agggggggggggggghhhhhhhh
BTW,,,UtahMama..........I lol'ed at your "All of today, All of tomorrow...etc"
How slow can 24 hours go when you are PRE-prepared!!!!!!
Waitin' to hear from ya later!!

 

[mikayla73]

Am I Crazy for always trying to Clean Everything in the House , Yard, and Garage before I go...?
I mean, I just want to pack and sit on the curb....
But no,,,,Here I am, Scrubbing, cleaning, Folding, sorting,,,I think there is an obsessive something compusive name for that!!!
Agggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

Not crazy or OCD at all! Who wants to come home after vacation and clean the house too! NOw that's

UM - Time is ticking away and Tuesday will be here before you know it! You're going to have a great trip and I can't wait to hear the details!!

 

[Glendamax]

Special hello to GlendaMax who I see is online now.

I was probably over in the Creative DISigns section trying to get some tips on my t-shirts! I'm ALMOST finished!

Thanks for saying "hello"!

 

[UtahMama]

1. Attempt a fake bake (to "tan" in a tanning bed)...when you are really fair to start with. Dont insist to Stacey, the 16 yr. old running the salon single handedly, that you are going on vacation in a few days and need to get tan FAST! After she popped her bubble gum bubble at me she said, "So you wanna go 20?" me, "Ya, that sounds good"..... yada yada yada, burned bum, itchy now. Not lady like to scratch one's bum in public. I've realized it was very very stupid to attempt this the other day and vow to stick to my awesome Loreal Sublime Bronze from now on.

2. To scratch my behind, I thought it'd be spiffy to have my nails done today! To have pretty hands whild on vacation! Went to Walmart nail salon during one of my 4 trips to Wally-World. I wanted pink and white nails. I told the petite "nail technitian" to make them a little thicker because they have to last 2 whole weeks and thinnish nails have more chance of breaking. I'm not sure if she understood English. I am the proud owner of 10 pink and white Chicklett's on the ends of my fingers.

3. Oy! My ROOTS!!!! Need a touch up highlight/lowlight job. Again at Walmart (but at the Hair Salon). I needed beige blonde highlights and golden brown level 4 lowlights weaved into my hodge podge hair-of-many-colours! It came out very PLATINUM barbie-blonde with a teeny bit of mud brown. IM NOT PAYING FOR THIS!!!!!!A different stylist, 2 hours, and a raw head later, I got the desired weave at a very low cost due to an inept colorist. See, "BN" (Before Norah) THATS what I did for a buck. Hair Color ...in a real nice salon. But I cant afford to pay someone like ME to do it and I cant do it myself, so I went to Walmart's Salon. That could have been as bad as Chicklett Gum nails and a burned bum...At least (my hair is FINE!!!!)

4. Havent done yet....much later...I'm gonna bleach my teeth. It's just done as a touch up every 6 months. Figured there's going to be a "perma-grin" on my face for 10 days with tons of pho-tos being took of me and DIS peeps to be met...

5. Buy new shoes and break them in 2 days before the big trip!

 

[Eeyore's Tiara]