OT-Kids say the funniest things

[LaraK]

The hair cutting thread made me laugh out loud several times. Because we all need more humor in our lives...after all, most of us are PARENTS, who, by description, work far too hard. Anyway, since our kids' episodes with sissors and butt cream sparked so much fun, I was wondering if anyone wanted to share some of the gems our little tikes come up with.

I'll start....

We were at the bagel place last week and DS (2), who I never get a bagel for because I always thought he was too young, decided he wanted a bagel like his older DSis. Anyway, he loved the bagel and continued to eat small bites I tore up until it was gone. He kept saying "more mommy". When the bagels were all gone I told him there were no more. He insisted on more, I showed him the empty plate. At that point, he got a look of disgust on his face and said under his breath "Dammit!". It was CLASSIC! The people at the next tables heard him, 'cause 2 year olds aren't so good at saying things under their breath, and everyone cracked up.

 

[dramagirlem]

HAHAHA LOL

 

[wrighter]

It had been a long LONG week, and I was so exasperated with my two kids, DS 3 and DD 1, I was just standing at the counter during their dinner with my head hanging in my hands. In between bites of pizza, my DS says, "You okay, Mommy?" "No," I replied. Then as he's chomping on his food he says, "You lose your sanity?"

I have to tell you I laughed so hard, I couldn't help myself. I told him that yes, I had indeed lost my sanity.

"You leave it at the airport?" he asks.
"Yep," I say.
"Oh, don't worry, Mommy. I will help you find it."

I do love that kid sometimes.

 

[magicmato]

We were at the store and I had given my DD2 something to keep her busy. She tossed it out of the cart, I picked it up and continued shopping. As some people passed us, my darling girl yells, "Mama! This is CRAP!" I heard a few gasps from people around us and looked at DD... she was pointing to the toy and where it had *cracked* from being thrown. Loudly I responded, "Yes dear, it is cracked..." I was so embarassed!

 

[catycatcat4]

rofl

 

[jennifer293]

We were at Walmart today and as we were walking out DD2 is yelling at the people coming in saying.."You can't come in here..HAHA" ...Where in the world did she get that? I have never said that to anyone. I just know those people were thinking "what a little brat"!!

 

[catycatcat4]

i was on the jack sparrow eye candy thread earlyer looking at pics well my two year old sister sat on my lap and when ever she saw a pic of jonny or jack sparrow she say under her breth "pirate is hot" and when i laugh she says "what i do?" and a laugh even more

 

[AllyBri]

I'm taking a walk with my grandson who was 4 at the time (just before Christmas) and he says, Grandma...look, Mary fell down, I'm looking around and don't see anyone, I said Mary who? He pointing to a Nativity, says Mary, of Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

 

[LaraK]

We were at the store and I had given my DD2 something to keep her busy. She tossed it out of the cart, I picked it up and continued shopping. As some people passed us, my darling girl yells, "Mama! This is CRAP!" I heard a few gasps from people around us and looked at DD... she was pointing to the toy and where it had *cracked* from being thrown. Loudly I responded, "Yes dear, it is cracked..." I was so embarassed!

She was probably more accurate than you!

 

[PirateKitty]

I had to laugh at my little sister when she was about 7, she said to my father "Dad, you have gray hair on your head." My father, looked very annoyed and replied, "its not gray, its blonde, and its from being in the sun." She paused and gave him this look and said, "Oh Dad, you're just in denial."

 

[GEM]

My mom is a little on the plump side. A few weeks ago my DS (age 3) was sitting on her lap when he suddenly poked her in the tummy. The conversation that followed went like this . . .

Paul: What's that?

Nana: That's my tummy.

Paul. Oooh. It's big. Like Dumbo. I like it.

 

[jjan]

One of the funniest things that I remember was when my sister and I were very little and we were all sitting around the kitchen table talking to my Mom. My little sister was probably 5 or so and we were asking Mom did you have tv's when you were little, or did you have dishwashers when you were little... all sorts of those types of questions and we were amazed at the things my Mom didn't have when she was a child and then of course my sister asked "Did they have Christmas when you were little?" Well, I can tell you there was murder in my Mother's eye when she heard that my sister thought that she was older than Jesus.

 

[FourBoysMom]

After a rough evening of my four sons tag teaming me between homework, bath, dinner, and fights....things had finally settled down.

I walked into the den for something with my 3 year old following me...

As usual, I promptly forgot what I went to the den for...

My 3 yr old, seeing me turn around said, "what are you doing Mommy?"

I said, "I don't know Johnny, Mommy lost her mind."

To which he replied, "Oh, I'll go look in my closet."

he never did find it

Trixie

 

[WantToGoNow]

A week or so ago, we were in the living room when my dd2 heard the ice cream truck coming up the street. My older dd22 said she didn't have any change (and I didn't either). My dd2 looked at dd22 and say "you don't have any cents?". She didn't have a clue what we were laughing at.

 

[krystalleigh1]

I do home daycare, so I'm lucky to hear a lot of great things like this often:

One day as we were finishing a messy lunch I said, "Okay, H., time to wash your hands." To which he replies, "That's okay! I already washed them on my pants!"

Before we go to bed nightly my ds2 and I talk about our upcomming WDW trip. We talk about all the characters we'll meet and he replies, "Can I pull Donald's tail?" Typical boy.

When ds was about 1.5 he went in our bedroom where it was dark and said, "Oh. . it's cut eye in here!" Not sure where he came up with that one.

 

[belle&beast]

My DS2 is intrigued with his private area. We have taught him to use correct terminology and since we are getting ready for potty training, he is very aware of himself. We were at the mall with my cousin, who has a daughter just 2 weeks younger. They were walking, and my rule is that he has to hold the stroller if he wants to walk. His cousin asked him to hold her hand and he very politely said, "No thank you. I hold my stroller and my p*nis." My cousin and I looked at him, and yes, indeed he was holding himself (on the outside of his clothes) with one hand and the stroller with the other.

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

We were on my dad's boat which the kids are not allowed to run around on, they must walk. I caught my son zooming down the outside walkway of the boat from one end to the other, so I called him inside. "Were you running on the boat?" I asked, he replied "No." I knew he had been because I had seen him with my own eyes. I decided to give him another chance and looked him straight in the eyes and said, "You are not lying to me right, because you know what happens if you are lying to me." And he looked at me dead serious and said, "Ok mom, I was lying. But I wasn't running, I was just walking really fast!"

 

[mskani]

When my ds was a toddler, he hated holding my hand in the store or while crossing a busy street. This older lady came up to us and said that I should tell him that he needs to hold my hand so Mommy won't get lost. This actually worked for awhile.

Fast forward a few years later, and I was about to go into my "Mommy needs to hold your hand so she won't get lost" spiel. Before I could say anything, he piped up and said "Oh, why don't you get lost!"

 

[LISAVWL]

My DS3 was having a rough day not being able to keep his hands to himself while palying with his brother and sister. When I pulled him aside for "the talk" I asked him why he was hurting them. He looked right at me and said " I didn't do it". I went into why we don't lie and telling the truth was always better and asked him again.
His reply was "Really mommy, I didn't do it, my hands did!"

 

[DisneyMama27]

We just got back from WDW and so DD5 of course has her little brain full of pixie dust! I went to the Dallas Zoo with her class on Friday...first, upon hearing we would be riding the "monorail" (a travesty) she asked if we could ride "in the front." Then, after riding for 22 minutes (very slow and boring) she asked, "Can we go ride the other rides now?" Took me 5 minutes to convince the poor child that there were no other rides - this is just a zoo. She was pretty unimpressed,esp. after we had had such a great safari ride at AK with our safari guide "Anny with a Y" My kids are ruined to the real world!