Just a little bit. I am no longer Steve, like you I am now Stephanie as well.
Geez. Sucker for punishment???
I know from a quick glance I took the other day that T-Man's already broken down (What? T-Man's had a breakdown?) the last chapter, so sorry if there's some repeats here.
Now that I had these teeth pulled, I also quit shaving,
No, no, no. You're supposed to shave on the
outside of your mouth!
Wait... you have ingrown beard hair?
That's just... weird.
Not judging... but... weird.
Maybe judging a little.
what's the use, I'm still going to look like a moron anyway.
But isn't it nice to know that at least in your case, you can judge the book by the cover?
And she now wants to see what I look like with a goatee, you know, hair on my chinny chin chin, since I also barely have any hair on my shinny shin shin.
Well at least you get a choice...
Me: "I'm going to grow a beard!"
Ruby: "No you're not."
Me: "Okay, then I'm going to grow a goatee!"
Ruby: "No you're not."
Me: "Umm... a soul patch?"
Ruby: "No you're not."
Me: "Well fine. But I'm finally going to shave off this mustache."
Ruby: "No you're not."
Me: "Well, okay. How about I just leave everything alone then?"
Ruby: "Sure, if that's what you want."
Then I see they are casting for the Deliverance re-make, so I grabbed my accordian and went downtown, thinking I have to be a shoo-in for the banjo guy role.
I didn't get the gig.
They said I was over-qualified!
Oh, but before you enter into the CityWalk area,, you have to go past a checkpoint to make sure you aren't bringing in any alcohol, as if somebody would do that.
Wait. Don't they serve alcohol in CityWalk? You mean it's like a movie theater where "No outside food or drink" is allowed so they can charge their own exorbitant fees instead?
Right before we rounded the bend to meet "checkpoint Chairlie' Smidgy slugged down the rest of her Fuzzy Cup drink.
And fainted dead away...
And I wasn't in the mood to slug anything down just yet.
You just pushed back from your 'puter a little bit, right?
Smidgy glared at me,, "She's just going to take it away from you"
"We'll see".
Yeah, any notion of slamming back the contents of the fuzzy cup are now gone thanks to that challenge.
After going through Diane's pack,, the girl asks me what's in my coffee cup.
"You just answered your own question" I told her.
She laughed, nodded her head to go on, and Smidgy glared even harder.

But now I wonder... If you brought in a beer can but told the gestapo agent at checkpoint charlie that you had emptied the beer (in yourself, of course) and had refilled it with coke.... would they let that go?
There's no scorn like a woman's scorn.
Oh, I don't know. My uncle used to have a corn field and we'd go to his place and have a corn roast. You can't say that there's nothing like a woman's corn, 'cause his was really good too.
Or maybe he just had really good butter.
"Um um good,,, this tastes so good to me right now,, I hated to waste it in one big gulp"
Yeah, I love corn too. But not creamed corn... that's just vile.
And once again,,, The Hollywood Rip, Ride, Rocket. Or is it Rock it?
Rickets.
And we take a ride on the Revenge of the Billy Mumy again, I think it's a great special effects ride.( He was scarier in a couple of Twilight Zone episodes as a demonic little boy than IMHOTEP was in The Mummy,, IMHO.
I was only vaguely aware of the name. But knew right away which Twilight Zone episode you were talking about. I Googled him and saw he was in a lot of other stuff too. Including as an adult he played the father of the bad kid in the 2003 Twilight Zone reboot of his own original from 1961.
As for them making it new and improved? Well, they did, and yes, they did that too.
Only it's not as good!
At least to me,, but she agreed with me as well.
The new digital images are sharper, more detailed,,, the sound improved as well, the simulation tied in even tighter to what's happending on screen.
But the OMG factor isn't quite as it used to be.
Thats interesting. Sorta like when people say vinyl is better then CDs.
Continuing on, we passed by Dudley Do=Right's Ripsaw Falls, and apparently I took a short video,,, not sure why,,, maybe after I load it and watch it I'll know.
I LOL when I watched it
just from the interaction between you and Smidgy. You guys have too much fun when youre on vacation, dont you!
Forbidden Journey; 60 minutes.
or was it JoeBiden's Journey; 60 years?
Up here we dont hear a lot about Joe Biden. But I was watching some golf the other day and they mentioned that his handicap was 20.
Obamas handicap is of course, Joe Biden.
I did not want to try and make it through this queue again with a pack of feral Slytherin on my heels, pushing me along, nor did Smidgy relish
Relish! Did we cover relish? Do you like relish on your hot dogs?
Sorry. Non-sequitur.
He leaned over conspiratorilly, whispered, "stay close, follow me" and opened a door we didn't even know was there.
Sounds like a cliché from a bad spy flick.
This is Hogwarts version of Magic Kingdom's "Utilidors", for employees only. (or for Buzz who's ute was just used as a door.)
I cant believe you used that.
A couple of bends in the road,,, and now he stops at an elevator and pushes some buttons, we are going back up now.
Pushes some buttons?? What kinda elevators they got there? Usually you push one. Up. Or down. When you get in you push one for the floor you want and thats it.
Unless youre that bratty kid that pushes all of them just as hes stepping off.
Thats you, right?
Another long hallway and finally we end up in a room with about 6 other people, just off to the side of the loading area.
And I kept wondering how did these other idiots get here?
Other idiots? While I might agree with you if you were travelling alone, you had Smidgy with you.
So just to be clear. Youre calling Smidgy an idiot?
Did you happen to sleep on the couch the night you posted this? Or did she not notice?
Dont worry, your secrets safe with me!
I need a t-shirt the same color as a cardboard box, and on the front and back , "FRAGILE" in huge letters.
Must be Italian!
Then the most surprising thing happened to me on the ride:
after this morning I couldn't wait to ride it at night when I can see better, I just knew it would be an incredible ride,, and see better I did!
And I was kind of unimpressed now.
To use the phrase so many others use in descriptions:
Meh
I am
so disappointed. I was really hoping youd tell us all how it was the greatest thing since sliced slytherins. Ah, well.
Oh, it's still a good ride,,, I guess it just got built up too much in my mind first, like what used to happen when as a kid you'd see the Christmas presents under the tree, and you couldn't wait to get to open them,, and then you finally do, to reveal,,,,, socks and underwear!
For about 15 years. My annual Christmas gift from my MIL
socks.
One thing though,, the whole area looks really cool at night, well done there.
One thing I wanted to do but forgot about, was to look for a restroom to see if Moaning Myrtle was peaking into the urinals. I thought that would be a nice touch, to have her image show up in a mirror,,, or a soundtrack playing of her flirting with everybody.
That actually is a really good idea. Especially for those folks who havent seen the movies or read the books
.
just strings of the little Italian style Christmas lights hanging over head.
And I bet theyre Fragile.
For once, no wait really at Margaritaville, got seated right smack dab in front of the stage with a white guy with a guitar singing to us.
How romantic
Very nice.
Ummm
Did I mention we were right in front of him?
I could have untied his shoes.
Shoulda offered him a taste from your meal.
Now, I know I haven't kept up with music much lately, but how can somebody sing for an hour,,, and I only really recognized one song? Shouldn't he have accidentally played something I knew by chance?
Heh. Coulda been worse. Couldve been Dubstep.
No comment here. None needed.
,, but for some reason I kind of expected to hear something by a guy named Jimmy Buffet.
Youd think
maybe only Jimmys allowed to play em.
We split an order of the Volcano Nachos,,, and believe me,,, that's all youneed to do in here.
"I don't know, where I'm a gonna go when the volcano blows."
I had no idea that was a line from a Jimmy Buffet tune (thanks Google). Good one.
The Volcano nachos there are terrific,,, and it really is a mountain of nachos, HUGE! Think Vesuvius here.
And your stomach is Pompeii?
I'm pretty sure the recipe says to take everything that tastes good but is bad for you, pile it as high as you can and enjoy eating them while you wait for the big one to hit.

I want one! The appetizer, not the heart attack
although I guess you cant have one without the other
I finally gave up eating,,
Pretty severe diet.
and we had it wrapped up to go back with us,,, hve no place to put it,,, but we just could't leave what was left, when we left, to the left. (exit stage left)
Okay Snagglepuss.
It was still kind of early, so made a drink in our DISNEY refillable mugs and took a walk around the lobby/grounds/pool area. Tomorrow we are going to start out by the pool when we wake up
You know ahead of time that youre going to have too many refillable drink mug drinks and wake up by the pool?
Man, thats pre-planning.
Do you need an ADR? (Alcohol Debilitation Reservation)
Hey, oh yeah,, what happened to the special treatment part? I think I missed that when I sneezed!
No Bday buttons in Uni? Isnt that a point for Disney then?
I got up first, the double room room is really convenient for this type of thing,,
Good news: You didnt wake up by the pool
Bad news: Youre seeing (and typing) double.
Although I could have done without the jalapenos at 8 in the morning.
I was basically just killing time for a while right now, till it's time to head to the pool,,, at the moment it's still a bit chilly out,
Either you could use the jalapenos to ward off the chill
or you wanted chilli on them too.
I considered going and checking on the car, till I realized it's 1300 miles away near Chicago.
Bit of a walk. Dont you hate how the parking lots are just getting farther and farther away from the resorts?
No, I'll pass this time, besides, I don't think she could have closed the door on the seatbelt again, running down the batttery.
Right?
Oh, no. Its possible.
Or maybe the right word is probable?
then grabbed what I needed and went on down to the pool, hoping the Cackler would not be there.
Youve gone from treading water to trepidation.
They were just setting up the water urns again,,,
Whoops! First time I read that, I thought it said water urinals.
Pretty liberal poolside perks.
I took a short video to share with the class.
Only problem, I have no idea what it is I'm looking at,
Me neither, although I think someone else did. Ill be reading on in a sec
Thanks for the chapter, dude!

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