Operation Big Thunder: the Dole Whip Conspiracy COMPLETE

Glad to hear your day turned around quickly enough! Those storm slides sound like a lot of fun! I wish they had more slides as cool and as detailed as Disneys. They'd be so much more worth it. Sorry to hear though that the inner tube slides weren't as great as originally thought. :/ But the wave pool looks awesome! And your descriptions totally describes most wave pools: "Boom!" AAAAHHHH! "Splash!"...Oh, people!

Wow, the queue for Crush n' Gusher is really nicely done! It's amazing how Disney makes the most not-so aesthetically pleasing be good-looking. Those imagineers: GENIUSES!!! But anyways, glad to hear you and Sarah enjoyed Crush n' Gusher, it looks like a lot of fun! I really want to try out one of those water coasters now, it's probably one of the only types of water slides I've not had the privilege of riding. Got to make note of Crush n' Gusher at Typhoon Lagoon! ::yes:: A shame Scotty wasn't tall enough for the ride though :/ Love your pictures from the Wave Pool! You guys really made a good turn-around after what happened at the Shark Reef.

Can't wait to read about the rest of your day! :mickeyjum
 
"Squirrel" and "Kevin's a girl" = Up!

+2:thumbsup2

Nah, it wasn't me. I don't drive in Canada... my passport expired. :rolleyes1:rolleyes1

What about all those fake passports you showed me?

You ok there Glen? :confused3

:rotfl2:

Alrighty, so I'm deciding, not guessing, that the lie is that lightening closed the park.

My thought process? You had dinner plans and it was mid-afternoon. Instead of just saying "that was all, we left the park", you went for the slightly more dramatic "lightening was hitting everywhere as we ran to the safety of our car. Trees were falling, power lines were sparking! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!" ending.

I'm right, right?

We shall find out in a moment. I do appreciate the Ghostbusters reference, though. One bonus point for you!

+1:thumbsup2

Dang smart phone. I had my text all entered and went back to the beginning to insert a quote mark, and that's all that got sent. :rotfl2:

It was a nice looking quote mark, though.

Ghostbusters!

Good catch! But my policy to this point has been not to award points for other people's quotes. Unless they're cleverly inserted, like Miss Liz above.
 
That's why I don't post from my phone. All that work to type then it disappears. :lmao:

This doesn't happen on our dumbphone. Just sayin'.

Hey there! I'm late- but I'm looking forward to catching up! :thumbsup2

:welcome: Thanks for checking in!

I’m sayin’ that the lie is somewhere in here…

There’s something squirrelly about that line to me. It’s either the time that the rain started, or where stuff go put, or whether or not the camera hadn’t already been locked up by now, but something seems out of whack here.

Am I wrong?

Probably…


You’ve done an excellent job thus far of fooling most of us most of the time.

That would be a pretty innocuous one.

I don't think you'd let Scotty go find Julie unescorted, so I'll say he went on the Crush 'n Gusher.

Julie may have accompanied us to the entrance.
 
Sarah's scare in the shark pool just broke my heart. I'm so glad she rebounded and had a great time on the slides. She seems to be your side-kick when it comes to adventure.

I think I might be her sidekick, actually.

All the pictures of the park are so pretty. We've never been to TL, just to BB. I love the tropical feel of the park, maybe someday we'll make it there.

Yeah, the theming really sold us there. So much better than your average water park. That's what makes Disney such a magical place.

I going to guess that Dave really didn't ride the body slides with you. He seems very cautious.

He is. But sometimes we can talk him into trying something after he sees the rest of us do it.

Glad to hear your day turned around quickly enough! Those storm slides sound like a lot of fun! I wish they had more slides as cool and as detailed as Disneys. They'd be so much more worth it. Sorry to hear though that the inner tube slides weren't as great as originally thought. :/ But the wave pool looks awesome! And your descriptions totally describes most wave pools: "Boom!" AAAAHHHH! "Splash!"...Oh, people!

I'd definitely go back to TL. We had a great time there, and it was cool to see a different side of WDW.

Wow, the queue for Crush n' Gusher is really nicely done! It's amazing how Disney makes the most not-so aesthetically pleasing be good-looking. Those imagineers: GENIUSES!!! But anyways, glad to hear you and Sarah enjoyed Crush n' Gusher, it looks like a lot of fun! I really want to try out one of those water coasters now, it's probably one of the only types of water slides I've not had the privilege of riding. Got to make note of Crush n' Gusher at Typhoon Lagoon! ::yes:: A shame Scotty wasn't tall enough for the ride though :/ Love your pictures from the Wave Pool! You guys really made a good turn-around after what happened at the Shark Reef.

Can't wait to read about the rest of your day! :mickeyjum

Disney Imagineers are awesome. That's what I want to do when I grow up.
 

Again, lots of different guesses for the lie in this chapter. The not-quite-true part had to do with the end of our day in Typhoon Lagoon. Sarah and I wanted to ride the Crush 'n Gusher again, and Scotty wanted to try it with us. Scotty did indeed come up a half-inch short on the height requirement, so he had to wait behind with Julie and David. Sarah and I got as far as picking up our raft from the exit pool when the lightning struck, and the announcement closing the park was made. They wouldn't even let me climb the tower to take pictures, let alone take one more ride. So, alas, we didn't get to ride the Coconut Crusher and complete the trifecta.

I thought someone out there would figure in our Age of Litigation and Liability, there's no way Disney would ever have let us slide after lightning was spotted. And I was right!...sort of. Andy submitted a vague guess about "the waterslide and the lightning." But, having no other correct responses, I'm giving him credit for this one. Congrats Andy!

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I thought someone out there would figure in our Age of Litigation and Liability, there's no way Disney would ever have let us slide after lightning was spotted. And I was right!...sort of. Andy submitted a vague guess about "the waterslide and the lightning." But, having no other correct responses, I'm giving him credit for this one. Congrats Andy!
My thought process was that they wouldn't let you go down a slide if there's lightning anywhere nearby, but yes I kept it vague. As tricky as you are with lies, that's always the best policy! :lmao::rotfl2:

Besides, I thought the contest was just to point out the lie, not actually interpret what really happened. :rolleyes1
 
Oooh, so close and yet so, so far away.

:lmao:

Thanks for the bonus point, though! It just seemed to fit.
 
My thought process was that they wouldn't let you go down a slide if there's lightning anywhere nearby, but yes I kept it vague. As tricky as you are with lies, that's always the best policy! :lmao::rotfl2:

Besides, I thought the contest was just to point out the lie, not actually interpret what really happened. :rolleyes1

It seemed to work out for you, didn't it? Next some smart-aleck is going to declare half the chapter a lie in this fashion.

Oooh, so close and yet so, so far away.

:lmao:

Thanks for the bonus point, though! It just seemed to fit.

:thumbsup2 Those are the best kind of quotes!

Now, off to write the next update.
 
I’d say Typhoon Lagoon was a hit with our family, wouldn’t you?

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We made the drive back to Kidani Village, and had a little time to kill after showering and changing for dinner. What to do…

Well, we can always watch the animals. If you’re going to stay at AKL, you’d better spend some time just enjoying the place, don’t you think?

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Dave seemed to agree, and made himself comfortable on the deck. At least, I hope he was comfortable. I wasn’t getting up and offering my chair to him, though. Because I’m old. And I’m a jerk.

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Dinner was going to be at the Kona Café in the Polynesian Resort. Julie and I had tried it on a rare date night during our last trip to Disney, and had fallen in love with the food there. This time we were taking the kids along. We decided it’s not an official Disney trip unless you ride the monorail, so we decided to leave the van behind and use Disney transportation this time.

(Ominous music—your choices here include Jaws, Twilight Zone, It’s A Small World, and polka. Go ahead and cue up whatever suits your mood.)

We wandered down to the main lobby and decided to check out the animal viewing area there. For some reason, the giraffes always stayed down the opposite end of the savannah from our room. The fact that Dave kept pulling my finger had nothing to do with it.

I don’t get tired of looking at this. The African theme at Kidani is phenomenally well done.

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The zebras made sure to show us their best side. Darth Vader was busy eating.

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We went to the bus stop to catch a Magic Kingdom bus. A man and his son joined us on the bench, and we started the usual game of Disney Bus Roulette. Every once in a while, you’ll hit on a lucky time and get the bus you want immediately. But typically, the rules of the game state that you will see at least 2 buses for every other theme park (and 3 for Downtown Disney) before the one you want shows up. If you're going to play, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya, punk? Want to guess which side our luck was on?

After about 20 minutes and several buses had gone by, our MK bus finally arrived. Good thing we’d left plenty of time for travel. We arrived at the Magic Kingdom and made our way to the monorail station. We saw the Avengers monorail doing the express loop, and immediately the boys declared that we HAD to ride that one.

In 2010, Dave had said we HAD to ride the Tron-o-rail, and naturally we were foiled in our attempts to do so. The smart thing here would have been to take the Avengers monorail to the TTC and then walk to the Poly. But that's just what they'll be expecting us to do. We’re extremely lazy people, so we went for the resort monorail instead.

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We arrived in plenty of time for our reservation, so we put in our names and then wandered the lobby. We’d dressed up in our closest approximation of Hawaiian finery, so we lined up for a photo shoot.

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We went on a Hidden Mickey hunt.

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And a Peeky Tiki hunt.

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Found him! Book 'em, Dan-o.

Scotty tried to see if he could do a Vulcan mind-meld with our pager and make it buzz for our reservation.

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We were seated shortly thereafter, so I’m assuming it worked. We had a nice view of the dessert kitchen.

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They started us off with pineapple bread, which pretty much disappeared as soon as it hit the table. I thought the kids weren’t supposed to eat like this until they became teenagers.

Julie went with the coconut-almond-crusted chicken, which she’d loved on our last trip. I went with the Teriyaki-style NY Strip steak, (swapping in mashed potatoes for the rice) which featured steak covered in a pineapple-teriyaki glaze (and more pineapple on top of the steak).

I’m sure you’re all aware of the Pantheon of Foods—that is, the short list of foods that make everything better. Typically, this list includes bacon, cheese and chocolate. I am convinced that pineapple belongs in the Pantheon as well. I’ve personally witnessed it improving side dishes, desserts, and even hamburgers. And now, I had the unholy combination of pineapple + steak. Absolutely wonderful. Is this heaven?

Keeping with the Polynesian theme, the kids got umbrellas in their drinks. Good thing we weren’t driving home.

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We also found some distant relatives. Can you see the resemblance?

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All in all, the Kona Café remains one of our favorite restaurants on property. I know its reputation is for breakfast, but try it for dinner sometime. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed.

We took the monorail back to the MK and saw this at the station:

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Sadly, this was as close as we got to riding the Avengers monorail.

It started drizzling as we walked around the MK entrance. Fortunately, Sarah had been prepared for this contingency at dinner.

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As we walked to the bus, I saw a great opportunity for a photo. Ever take a picture that you thought was fantastic based on the viewscreen, and then when you get home and see it full-size, it’s out of focus? This happens to me all the time. You’d think I would learn to zoom in and check it after taking the picture. Anyway, here’s an almost-great picture.

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If you'd watched me in Little League, you could have seen some almost-great at-bats, too.

We got home and I ran around Kidani and Jambo House with the camera while Julie got the kids in bed. I also may or may not have stopped in the gift shop to do some Christmas shopping that she wasn’t supposed to know about. We called it a night soon after, and I think I’ll call it a chapter right here. I’ll leave you with some of our best photos of AKL.

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Coming Up Next: You know what stinks about short trips to Disney World? They’re really short. We’ll begin our last full day.
 
Is that skirt Julie has on blue with a pattern of Mickey and Minnie in Hawiian wear? If so I have the same one and I love that skirt like Mufassa loved Pride Rock.
 
I laughed out loud at least 12 times on that update- :rotfl2: I was incredibly impressed with your daughter's rain gear! :lmao:

Ok- so I have a dilemma- for the last part of our stay (which starts in just 11 days :yay:) I can't decide between Kouzzina (we are staying at BWV the last 4 nights) and Kona Cafe (EMH hours that night at MK AND it will be the first night we can see the icicles on the castle. We will DEFINITELY be going to MK that night!) Everytime we go to WDW, it seems I make an ADR for KC for dinner....and then I cancel it. But I can't decide!! Help me! Help me! Your family really loves KC that much for dinner???? I do have it booked for my first night with Timmy in March (he and I are staying at VWL for 2 nights and then DCL Dream for 4 nights), so that is why I am thinking I can wait and go then.....:scratchin
 
i have to agree that steak is very good, i enjoyed it there a few years ago as well.

i would have to say the lie is that you guys did indeed take the avengers monorail to the TTC, then either walked or road the express monorail over to your destination.
 





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