Kay- I wouldn't give the Maelstrommers credit for inventing the witty edit. They certainly did it and probably even popularized on the disboards but invent? no. Many of us who are not "original Vikings" aka not part of the group since the beginning noticed the witty edits on the trip report boards... they are used on many trip reports. I certainly did it before I got "invited" to the reading is a fastpass thread. I love it because I often have to edit for spelling, grammar or factual issues and this covers up my mistake. Ha. Ha. Now you know.
Celery- Congrats!!! Golden Child is about 20 lbs! You have lost a one and half year old!!!!
Utah- Is our, um, I mean your kid's science fair project done yet?
WT- Is your washer and dryer fixed? or are you going to
walmart to buy everyone a new package of underwear? (that was my mom's suggestion when we had no washer for a week) Do big time lawyers even shop at Wally world?
MommyP- I am a SAHMWWOTHONAW. Wow I like how that turned out. I might start using it. That is a stay at home mom who works outside the house one night a week. Tuesday nights I teach a biology lab at the local University. I love the chance to have some one else feed and bath my kids and get them ready for bed (I am home by bedtime)! And dress up! And talk to people who not only don't ignore me (I *said* quit touching your brother) but actually write down what I say!

Best of all they pay me!

I used to get Ivy money. Except for it was Bailey money for a little girl I babysat 3-4 days a week but alas and alack her mom doesn't need me anymore. I use my money for preschool and gymnastics. I would much rather teach 18 year olds about photosynthesis and have some one else let my girls paint, do play do, and cover everything in glitter somewhere where I don't have to vacuum.
Pumba- Hang in there. I know it is hard. I think the closer you are the harder it is to watch... especially the personality changes and disorientation.
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Moo! Hi
Marita! Our Big Sweetie is MIA too....