Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[Mr. Silly]

Jeepers, peeps! A girl goes on a simple little vacation and comes back to find the whole neighborhood moved. It's nice here, though. I've read a few pages and witnessed a terrible joke crime.

If I may ... sorry Mr. Silly but you got it wrong.

There's an outhouse at the top of a hill. There's a man on his way up the hill, a man on his way down the hill, and you are inside the outhouse.

What are the nationalities of the 3 people?

Up the hill = Russian
Down the hill = Finnish
In the outhouse = European.

Good to see you all!

Wow that's an upgrade over my version. Though in my defense I sort of mangled it a bit to make it fit with Epcot to make it more apropos. Is there a hill in the world showcase?

On a separate note H. thinks the World Showcase should have a Russia with "the funny architecture." And those boxes and stacking dolls.

Mmm Perogies. And Vodka. In Disney World.

On a separate note: Did you hear about the cannibal who passed the missionary in the woods?

 

[WheatThins]

Crap. I lost. Came in third in a tourney that paid the top two places. Oh well. Good night everybody.

Wheat Thins

 

[WheatThins]

Wow that's an upgrade over my version. Though in my defense I sort of mangled it a bit to make it fit with Epcot to make it more apropos. Is there a hill in the world showcase?

On a separate note H. thinks the World Showcase should have a Russia with "the funny architecture." And those boxes and stacking dolls.

Mmm Perogies. And Vodka. In Disney World.

On a separate note: Did you hear about the cannibal who passed the missionary in the woods?

Steve:

I only have two words for you. HOLY CRAP.

Wheat Thins

 

[WheatThins]

I am so thankfu.

I've heard of fumanchoo, haiku, cashew, kungfu, hoocheekoo, Whoareyou,who,who, IOU, Chatanooga Choo Choo, It'sgottobeyou, tofu, One of the few, and hachoo. But NEVER thankfu. You must have got that one from one of your MANY textbooks. I am so thankfu to you for enlightening us.

Wheat Thins

 

[Backstage_Gal]

I've heard of fumanchoo, haiku, cashew, kungfu, hoocheekoo, Whoareyou,who,who, IOU, Chatanooga Choo Choo, It'sgottobeyou, tofu, One of the few, and hachoo. But NEVER thankfu. You must have got that one from one of your MANY textbooks. I am so thankfu to you for enlightening us.

Wheat Thins

I hear there are some delightful recipes that can be made with cracker CRUMBS!!!!!!!!

 

[WheatThins]

I hear there are some delightful recipes that can be made with cracker CRUMBS!!!!!!!!

OUCH. Marita. That makes me hurt just thinking of it.

Wheat Thins

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

oops a dandy-lion..( no daisy for me!),..esp. to wheat thins {that name still
cracking me up..and something exactly what my wife would chose- )
if truth be told..i like wheat thins with the right toppings [pb for ie]


no defense, but i was rushing just before work...boy!, was i getting sloppy-
kinda like the way we had to eat growing up... with 9 brothers/sisters,
you didn't snozed or toook your time while gulping...or go bed hungry.

tm ... so glad your lil tinker bell..on the road to recovery.!

and to your suggestions...sometimes i sneak in and kiss
jordan before going to bed...to make sure she all safe. what you said..is
so true, and why i admired those making the wish program a reality.!
my derby program...i went out into our community and put this program
together, with the purpose to say thanks to those that made a
big difference in my life...helping children to do someting a lil special.

[ it is amazing that the problems are created by the adults...taking
away the attentions from the children ]..

and tm, your words are feel with wisdom.....in pre school, one of jordan's
lil friends...never came back...was bitten by a "deer tick fever" , spiked a
temp, was not dx., came home & was running all around he house til bed,
and as her mother went to check on her before retiring...was burning up..
again, and .. .what others didn't know, they had tried for years..
with so many saddness,[ her older sister 16 years between]. they were so
happy to have their lil' , somethings, i will never understand ,
....other than trust in above. i think all who had childen there
were effected. ..one of my 'sponsers"..had a lil boy visiting at their aunt's
home..where the lil "bigwheel" got away into the street...some 23 years
ago..it [giving] seem something important for them to do...

my boys hate " "..and while they are 6'5" ,,,it was just yesterday
they were the cutest things you can imagined... , and yes,
that were us some 20 years ago along the disney road...taking our car
apart..where we thought our youngest swallowed my wife's wedding
bands..don't asked...

before..i forget again & again...utah girl? ...me> over your
'bandanna comment--darn you!, how u know? smarty...and beleive
it or not, i just received the cpt. jack's one i ordered..before our
cruise...from kellogg's. you're so funny!

nabby g.? { forget the g-men, this is the site fir the g-gals} any haw,
in my rush...i also wanted to say your pluto is so happy looking...
must be from being taking well care of?

ok? fessin up..which ones here are the schwan deleivery girls...honest,
i won't peep a word...& i guess since utah gal..didn't denied it...she
got really grumpy around her pepsi "diet"..sorta speak? probably did a
some of this

..where has the went....we have changed so much...me into
an old growie and my into , well she better than ever!

* and you thought guys didn't know how to be moody..heh?

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

oops a daisy again...i do plan on caching up on all your wonderful
trip reports...

since iam here, is there a secret meaning behind your dis names?

my's sorta a reflection...of my lil miss > ..being funny...&
tricky.."yep, try it dear....no way lil'grumpy will be accepted...i
think she still ..butt make no mistake, if you ever meet
her..you'll her..she is that special...while i'm still struggling
just to be like-able & not a bandit. well at least i make the good
guys look better...just




our dreams' ta told us we're near the top of her list for
getting the repo...

 

[Kay7979]

Good morning everyone! Can't get rid of the snow and ice so may as well make the best of it. It is quite pretty. Are most of you coming out of the deep freeze yet? It's only 13 here today per Weather Bug.

To everyone who wrote recently that they had read my trip report, THANKS.

I'm already doing dishes and laundry while DISing. Multi-tasking can be a very good thing. I may actually ford the drift in front of my car and go into "town" later.

 

[Kay7979]

I skimmed through the earlier portion of this thread, and I believe it is appropriate to offer a song, so here is mine: (clearing throat, folding hands, raising eyebrows, surrounding myself with opera star dignity) . . .






Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven

 

[UtahMama]

I've heard of fumanchoo, haiku, cashew, kungfu, hoocheekoo, Whoareyou,who,who, IOU, Chatanooga Choo Choo, It'sgottobeyou, tofu, One of the few, and hachoo. But NEVER thankfu. You must have got that one from one of your MANY textbooks. I am so thankfu to you for enlightening us.

Wheat Thins

Cindy Lou Who.

 

[UtahMama]

before..i forget again & again...utah girl? ...me> over your
'bandanna comment--darn you!, how u know? smarty...and beleive
it or not, i just received the cpt. jack's one i ordered..before our
cruise...from kellogg's. you're so funny!

You thought guys didn't know how to be moody..heh?

You strike me as a bandana guy, that's all. Before I viewed you pictures, I pictured you looking like Willie Nelson. Now, That Cap', Jack bandana, you are stylin'. My DS17 bought one in the dump shop outside of POC. Oh, and there is NO secret meaning to our name, really.
It is what it is. We're all about fun and friends.

Guys know how to be moody. I have a collection of ex-husbands.
Does one constitute a collection? I just know never ever to talk to a man who is either under the hood of his car or paying bills or watching sports on TV.

 

[UtahMama]

I skimmed through the earlier portion of this thread, and I believe it is appropriate to offer a song, so here is mine: (clearing throat, folding hands, raising eyebrows, surrounding myself with opera star dignity) . . .






Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven

Ok, with this you are officially IN!
That was FOF! So graffic. I think skunks around here have mass-suicides just to reek all the more.

Your TR is definitely Hall Of Fame material. It's that GOOD!
It's like Jack Sparrow serving you drinks and chocolate good.

 

[pumba]

Kay that was our sons most favorite song. He wasnt very old and had a bad cold and was feverish and he said........sing dead skunk mama.........SO I called the radio station and they played it for him.......I finally got the record.......you know those round things that go on a little record player and then has a little round disc in the middle so it wont fall off.......
thanks for the song......

really windy here today and blowing snow from a few snow showers we had last night......Did I mention that I HATE SNOW.......I mean really hate it......

Sitting here in my housecoat and I guess I should get showered and dressed and go to Wally World and get a few items that I need......TIC TACS for one..my vice for the last umpteen years ......I got rid of one vice and started another......but it beats smoking right? When hubby and I quit the price was still only 1.75....20 or so years ago....clean and breathing easy lungs here in Maine......
Did you know that Maine is the only state in the US that got all A's on trying to prevent smoking and our anti smoking agenda......Now one state has no smoking in cars with young kids.....It is a good thought and I hope that people adhere to it......nothing worse they say then second hand smoke......They are also enforcing it......they dont need a traffic problem to stop a car that is smoking with kids......

 

[drebert]

Good morning all!

Lil G- My dis name came from a nickname that my brothers and sister have called me from birth. I have NO idea what it means!

 

[Kay7979]

Kay that was our sons most favorite song. He wasnt very old and had a bad cold and was feverish and he said........sing dead skunk mama.........SO I called the radio station and they played it for him.......I finally got the record.......you know those round things that go on a little record player and then has a little round disc in the middle so it wont fall off.......
thanks for the song......

I'm glad your son acquired a taste for high-brow music at an early age. I'm even more glad that this thread is populated by a number of people old enough to know about "those round things that go on a little record player" with a 45 RPM adaptor.

 

[pumba]

I see that you are almost there.....One more and we all can scream...
WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOTY

yup I am old....and I love the old stuff......cause I can understand the words......I know that is a sign of old age......

Kay a few days ago I think we sang the streak........that made my kids laugh when they heard the kazoo make the noise....

 

[WheatThins]

Guys know how to be moody.

No, guys don't know how to be moody. You are a fount of misinformation. In fact, I think you may have accused me of being Pissy Missy in another life. For shame.

Wheat Thins

 

[Kay7979]

Ok, with this you are officially IN!
That was FOF! So graffic. I think skunks around here have mass-suicides just to reek all the more.

Your TR is definitely Hall Of Fame material. It's that GOOD!
It's like Jack Sparrow serving you drinks and chocolate good.

Wow, that is high praise indeed! My last segment about the Pool Hopper ticket option was fun to write. Most of the items dealt with things that people shouldn't do, but the waterslide part was there just as a funny bit. I added the DISclaimer after the fact because I know Buzz Backward and many other adults love to go down them, and I went down the one at the Lodge myself.

 

[pumba]

Hubby put all my records on cds so if I lose my records I can at least listen to the music still......I had alot of 45's and they were placed on a cedar chest when I was younger and they melted because the sun was shining thru the window onto them......broke my heart I can tell you that......but still have a few in the hiding closet....After being missing for a long time.....My neighbor and I were chatting and I told her about my Meatloaf Album that was missing for a long time and she said.........WAIT.....she came over to my house and lo and behold there was my most prized album......The girls (they are both 35 now) had a sleep over and were playing the records.......well it stayed and never came home ....BUT I HAVE IT NOW......