Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hey All!

NAB!!!! Have a fantastic time!!! I'm so jealous since we finally have snow/winter and I HATE WINTER. But I did get a hat-code in the mail and am desperately trying to get DH to agree to a March break trip. Maybe.
Have a great time. And take lots of pictures!

Twinkie - Have a fabulous time too!

(I thought Margarita??? Definately not RumandCoke )

Marita, Moo, Dre, Haley, Rhonda, Java, Wheat
And to posters I haven't met here......

I've been busy with the same 'ol same 'ol.

Like Rhonda not able to get over here as much as I would like. My kids have discovered the wonders of the computer and I have to share with them

Good news - the "draft" of the end of my TR is written. Should be up in a few days. Finally!!

Hope everyone is well.

 

[pumba]

howdy people......I have a bread cooking in the bread machine.......you know that modern appliance I got pre diabetes......and then ..big big sigh........I didnt do it anymore......but tonight is pasta and I am having a piece of home made bread with butter.......and then I will give a few slices to my neighbors and mama......then it wont sit there and look at me in the face...but the smell is more then I can handle so only do this once in a while....

I hope you all have a great trip.......you all need to get away

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...some of us have to "go to" work..wait that's not funny!

pumba..you made my day... cherrish, is a timeless classsic..that iam
always holding dear...


& & ..for sponzem.x5....why isn't it
surprising...utahm. is the gang leader of her local neighborhood?

does the local pta meetings include jello wrestl'akin? can anyone
get tickets? or better yet invited?

ok utaj-girlie..what's your "signature hold?"..we want a demo!!!
betting it's full of , ,then ?

yeah, like t. mama...me thinkin #3 on sponzmX5...hawuii..you
lucky!... ..puka necklaces? psst, the things you
been saying makes alot of sense to me...esp. how they take up
the whole bed..nabby g. right on! sneak a nap!


guys, i used to lived in fla, cocoa beach...& friend from hawuii,whose grand
mother made puka shells necklaces...& that's a hint about #1


just a reminder.. ..my here typing..is just my accents on
the way i talk...that's what i get leaving the gensis cd and philly colllins
on..afer falllin to sleep!

hopin.. the sponzm.x5..spill the beans on utahm.'s happenings?
dwats...pumba ?, what's was the name of the pta's song? { something
about wearing mini skorts and going wild?}


pumba...i am paying attention...you are indeed very organized...much
better than me...maybe you can help us pack before the next trip???
hope you hear your mother ok..., time a flying! you won't
get my sympathy for that one..i'll be at work! ..i'm not a morning person!
ever!..well maybe at disney..where's that have caused a few missy-
adventures, my lil cutie pie is a big trouble maker..in the morning!

...#2 and #3 are sorta connected but dosen't effect the
anwser...somethings an be true and false..@ the same time?




* snow day, meaning havin to share the computer with lil'jordan...
she showing all the signs of being spoilt..i'm blaming her mother!
/

 

[TwinkieMama]

Hi YAK!!! Did you see the AI where the guy did "her name was Lola"... I fell off the couch laughing. DH might have me committed.

Hey Celery- thanks for the airport hint..... just yesterday my mom and I were remembering how my Grandpa never traveled with out his multi-tool (think souped up swiss army knife) and a small plaid carry-on containing some scotch... ahh.. the good ol' days

Pumba- your description is making my stomach growl. I love homemade bread.... lightly toasted with butter! Yum.

Hi Angel. I see you are whopping it up on the riddle again. Shoot. I probably should be swooping right now.


Ok where is Marita???? and Gwen??? and WheatThins????

Jail? Rehab? Wal-mart? Work?

I went to wal-mart today.. and now I know that Britney's friends think she might be preggers AGAIN and no clue who the baby daddy is....
Yep. I am dumber now.

So Lil- G- spell it out for me in small words... which one was the lie?

 

[UtahMama]

Okay i got it!!

I am Utahmama's best friend in real life
I have lived in hawaie before
i travel to wdw every year with my family

How is that

Okay! I am downstairs in the full cement basement. Outside is 31 degrees. Down here it's 13 degrees. Hard to type with frost bite!

1. TRUE!!!! (poor thing! hey, thanks for the sody last night!!!)

2. TRUE, nice typo to through everyone off!!! Did you ever see Dog, the Bounty Hunter or his lovely wife Beth?

3. FFFFFFalse! Nice try!

 

[spongemommie05]

Okay! I am downstairs in the full cement basement. Outside is 31 degrees. Down here it's 13 degrees. Hard to type with frost bite!

1. TRUE!!!! (poor thing! hey, thanks for the sody last night!!!)

2. TRUE, nice typo to through everyone off!!! Did you ever see Dog, the Bounty Hunter or his lovely wife Beth?

3. FFFFFFalse! Nice try!

Okay!!! ya got me ! Utahmama is so right(as always)

the two truth's are #1 i am utahmama's best friend in real life
#2 i did live in hawaii (i just spelled it wrong to throw ya off) husband was in the USMC stationed in Kaneohe bay on the windward side of oahu.
#3 is so false i Have NEVER been to WDW .
Now you can go on with your day...

 

[UtahMama]

Ok where is Marita???? and Gwen??? and WheatThins????

Jail? Rehab? Wal-mart? Work?

I went to wal-mart today.. and now I know that Britney's friends think she might be preggers AGAIN and no clue who the baby daddy is....
Yep. I am dumber now.

So Lil- G- spell it out for me in small words... which one was the lie?

I'm having a new hard drive installed ( ) because our "old" one (a year old maybe) had a pop tart shoved into it. Not really, we have no idea what kind of horrible virus invaded it. My DH blamed You Tube. Who knows.

Lil G- Lime is the favored wrestling flavor for serious DISsers. No, usually we dont jello wrestle at PTA meetings. That's were we have pillow fights and giggle.

Twink- before my fingers freeze and break off, have a fabulous time! Meet NAB for us and tell us EVERYTHING!!!!

If your gonna DIS the stars, remember to add "bless her heart" or it'd be condsidered gossip.

This is the smilie for WalMart: to save us typing.

Did you remember a large garbage sack (or 3) for your dirty clothes? Thus far, that is the one thing I habitually forget.

This computer is the "kids" computer and doesn't have a skroll feature on the mouse. And, this monitor is straight out of the Smithsonian Institute. Very deep and massive.

Does any one have a MAC laptop? How do you like or not like it? Give a sistah a hand.

I'll be back on upstairs when my squeky clean new hard drive is done loading all our crap onto it.

Sincerely Yours,
UtahWendyMama

 

[pumba]

I wanna tell you all the story bout the Harper Valley widow wife
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play
And she said mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA
Well the note said Mrs Johnson you're wearin' your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin' and a runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way
And it was signed by the secretary Harper Valley PTA
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room
And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA
Well there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there and seven times he asked me for a date
And Mrs Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice whenever he's away
And Mr Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep
Her window shades all pulled completely down
Well Mr Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And when you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Payton Place and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No I wouldn't put you on because it really did it happened just this way
The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley PTA
The day my mama socket it to the Harper Valley PTA

 

[spongemommie05]

#1....was pick up by old blues eyes and was taken to his home. #2.
dated n. diamond's girlfriend ..at the same time...#3. met m. osmond
backstage at the colorado state fair...make sure you use your
imagination... , cos i added a lil'trickery...
Lil G
[/QUOTE] i am gonna say #2 is your lie .

 

[TwinkieMama]

Twink- before my fingers freeze and break off, have a fabulous time! Meet NAB for us and tell us EVERYTHING!!!!

If your gonna DIS the stars, remember to add "bless her heart" or it'd be condsidered gossip.

This is the smilie for WalMart: to save us typing.

Did you remember a large garbage sack (or 3) for your dirty clothes? Thus far, that is the one thing I habitually forget.

about the Pop Tart!

Ok now I was not gossiping... I was just sharing the headlines with you so you all can use your line time to do something useful like teach your children the multiplication tables or capitals of all the African nations.

Thanks for the memo on the laundry bags. I am SO EXCITED. I am going to go pull out the first suitcase now!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

...hemp, i'm going to be late for work..who cares! not me...


okee, #2..she was a very good friend and in the ice capades...
and was the one "pushing" me to do europe..backpackin...
& a lil older than me ..for shame!..
and yes, i was a fan of neil diamond music, kentucky woman,
bro love travelin show, and all the rest. but if i could have a voice,
it would been ed ames!

* it amazing how much others can enrich one's life...there's something
in being kind to others. i don't care what's one's property or
accomplshments..being kind is very attractive and makes one a
very valuable person...is what my experieces have taught me. it just
as easy to give others a reson to like you as it is to not...and with
that, you never know what kind of payback one might be rewarded
with...there's alot of magic in being nice?

nabby g. !..plez wave when you pass over our heads!

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

p.s..while i'm thinking..do any you ladies "chew" like a man?

 

[NAB]

Only pulling out the first suitcase

I ironed mine and hubby's shirts today. I only have to get the suitcase for the dresses and suits. I will do that Friday with the last of the carry on things. And the very last pair of undies washed up.

My elbow is sore from ironing for three days in a row. Don't want to look like ragamuffins now do we. That was what my mom called us kids all the time when we were young.

Pumba you have me wanting bread now....love that song.

 

[L107ANGEL]

p.s..while i'm thinking..do any you ladies "chew" like a man?

huh

 

[firstmickey]

Nabby Nab Nab....have a wonderful time. Trust me...just stay in Cozumel. No reason to ever leave.

Have a margarita there for me and tell the SUN I said HI!






Have a great time too, Twinks!

 

[WheatThins]

I think Barbara Eden was hot. She was the Mom in Harper Valley PTA, right?

Wheat Thins

 

[WheatThins]

Angel. Where are you? Ya know, I've been busy and haven't even looked at the riddle. Now I have to go. Crap. Cya later.

Wheat Thins

 

[L107ANGEL]

Angel. Where are you? Ya know, I've been busy and haven't even looked at the riddle. Now I have to go. Crap. Cya later.

Wheat Thins

Getting Princess from swim pratice

 

[NAB]

Wed. is swimming night for us too.

Then dinner, homework , bath and then bed. Finally I get to sit down.

Everyone else must be busy tonight too.

So I will turn the page.......

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Guess I better turn the page since Nab is probably busy stealthily getting ready for her trip!

Evening, everybody. Nice seeing you Yak!!! Looking forward to reading your TR finale (although I'm NOT glad it will be over). I never did have an adult beverage by the Hippy Dippy when I stayed at Pop earlier this month.

Speaking of adult beverages . . . Twinkie, you have me stumped about the name of your student! My first guess was Brandy until I saw your edit. How about Chardonnay? Kahlua???