Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[disneymama73]

One is a collection in my D-ex-H. He had multi personalities: Let's see, there was the cheater, the beater, the cusser, the gambler, the jock, the boozer, the loser.

You were married to my ex-husband?

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Uma, my BFF calls her ex "CLB" (cheating, lying, b-----d). AND to top it all off, he was a bigamist! He "married" his current wife before the divorce was final.

Current wife was NOT pleased to find this out, so they went off (I think to Vegas) to get legally married. Can't believe she was that dumb. But I'm sure they probably deserve each other and my BFF is happy to be rid of him.

 

[TwinkieMama]

You have probably seen me in the gym. Working out.

Wheat Thins

Have you seen his before and after pictures?


Before:

After:

I believe a wolf whistle is in order.

 

[disneymama73]

Have you seen his before and after pictures?


Before:

After:

I believe a wolf whistle is in order.

I'm impressed.

 

[UtahMama]

Windy:

Have you been talking to MY wife?

Wheat Thins

You are probably none of those (maybe gambler) . He did play golf too. But "golfer" isn't negative. Golfer's are usually deep-thinkers. He tried to teach me to golf. We're divorced now.

 

[disneymama73]

Well, I have to go make dinner. It's nice to meet all of you. See you later!

 

[WheatThins]

What was I thinking? Of course that was it.

Of course. Guilty. I was watching aerobics class. And I didn't think anyone noticed.

Wheat Thins

 

[WheatThins]

Have you seen his before and after pictures?


Before:

After:

I believe a wolf whistle is in order.

Woooooo Hoooooooooo. LOL.

Wheat Thins

 

[UtahMama]

Have you seen his before and after pictures?


Before:

After:

I believe a wolf whistle is in order.

OW!!

 

[WheatThins]

You are probably none of those (maybe gambler) . He did play golf too. But "golfer" isn't negative. Golfer's are usually deep-thinkers. He tried to teach me to golf. We're divorced now.

I guess I'm the exception to the rule.

Wheat Thins

 

[TwinkieMama]

He tried to teach me to golf. We're divorced now.

Our marriage would survive golf lessons..... wallpapering together... NO!

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Have you seen his before and after pictures?


Before:

After:

I believe a wolf whistle is in order.

Good one, Twink!

 

[brandt79]

Last edited by TwinkieMama : Today at 06:01 PM. Reason: We have assembled furniture together. Counseling was required.

Try putting up a ceiling fan.

 

[UtahMama]

Wallpapering together is the kiss of death for a marriage. How ever did you manage? Was there alcohol involved?

Michele- "I'm a frayed Knot". That's funny right there.You are a funny one!

Wheat Thins, if that IS your real name, are you watching football today? Who won? Bears? I have a bet with my DH. No money (per se) is involved.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Try putting up a ceiling fan.

That was after the furniture incident.

And he had previously "fired" me from painting after he told me to paint the inside of the hall closet (dark corner of the room) and then he came behind me and brought a bazillion watt halogen-fire-starter lamp to show me my "brush strokes"....

so when he brought out the ceiling fan, I went to the mall.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

LOL, I don't do home improvement projects with my DH.

The closet thing sounds like something I would do to him, though, Twink! And it would get him out of ever painting again. He handles the electrical stuff and I hire a professional to do pretty much everything else!

 

[NAB]

The problem with doing redoing one room is then the rest of the house looks bad....

We did our masterbedroom and ensuite two years ago. Lots of money spend and wish I had more to do the hall and other bathroom upstairs.

Hannah asked us tonight if we could go on the Disney boat in the summer for holidays. She even told us what she would take on the plane to play with and what animals she would sleep with. And that it is her turn to sleep on the bunk first. She was so excited telling us these things. I was excited because it was going to happen and sooner. It sure was helpful in what to pack for her. Her bed is full of stuffed animals and dolls.


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[WheatThins]

Wallpapering together is the kiss of death for a marriage. How ever did you manage? Was there alcohol involved?

Michele- "I'm a frayed Knot". That's funny right there.You are a funny one!

Wheat Thins, if that IS your real name, are you watching football today? Who won? Bears? I have a bet with my DH. No money (per se) is involved.

What do yu mean? Is that my real name. Of course it is.

Yes, Da Bears won. It looks like the Patriots will win too. Rematch of 1985 SuperBowl, Bears v. Patriots. Bears killed em.

Wheat Thins

 

[pumba]

howdy you all......It is mighty cold here tonight and if I hadnt had to go to the HOME...I would of stayed in my nice warm housecoat INSIDE....but last night I was sneezing and I thought better stay home (hehehe) cause she just got over pnemonia and I would not want to make her sick again......HONEST.....well I got over it fast....I almost wanted to have a cold so we could stay home for a few days.....but I know she is alone and no one else visits.....but US....
I tested way low tonight so I am having the dreaded chips and cheese and a few pieces of pepperoni.....
Hello to the new people.......ITS ME the PIG

 

[NAB]

PUmba why do you say the dreaded chips. You don't like chips? Or is it that you can't stop at one.

It is cold. It has been cold all day. With the windchill factor it is -18 C. I guess that is 0 there. I looked at a chart for that number so I hope that is right. Going to snow too. Just as long as we don't have any snow days this week. I need to pack...

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