Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[Kay7979]

Okay, here we go:

1. I was married at 17.

2. People frequently call me up and speak to me in Chinese.

3. I come from a family of seven siblings.

 

[drebert]

Hmmmm. I think it is #3 that is a lie.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'm going with #3 as well.

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

ok, kay..i say #1...

good luck nabby girl ..on all your packing...do the kids have any
idea yet?

utah mama...old my! i bet you have one heck of a collection ...
...how about posting a pic of your
trophy room..you lil'darling!

& we already know you have alot of heart...{from your trippie & awards},
so this should be interesting. and if it isn't too much trouble, do you
mind posting a pic in your "brownie" outfit, a regular

pssst..jordan is a girl scout! they have a great scout leader!


"home projects, heh?"..dangerous to one's marriage? remember what
i suggested on the cruise..disappearing the hour before "getting ready"?
exactly!..but in this scenario, i work on recognizing her "homemaking"
touches after her job is done...topping it off with chocolate surprises.
...she a gal who favors turtles ...ok, guys..how do i know what's
in?.... ... sneaking a peek under her side of the bed.



got to say, i am surprised none of you ladies haven't been adding your
input on the legs shaving site.... but i was even more surprised to
see the angel dude jumping right in...kinda tells one, he is the shawn connery
type..living dangerously, is his game? , does one get he feeling
he related to lubon or zzub?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty!!!!!!!!!!!!






1500 posts! All of them witty, intelligent and charming!

 

[Kay7979]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty!!!!!!!!!!!!


1500 posts! All of them witty, intelligent and charming!

Yes, indeed and CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Okay, here we go:

1. I was married at 17.

2. People frequently call me up and speak to me in Chinese.

3. I come from a family of seven siblings.

Hmm... another hard one. I was really hoping that some of the few things I *do* know about you would come in to play... like #2 I love to shop. That would be a lie.


Ok my first gut reaction is #1. I totally believe #2. The third one might be the lie. Hmm...

Ok I am going to go with my gut and pick #1. Also to back up Lil'G cause he is just soooo entertaining...

 

[Kay7979]

Hmm... another hard one. I was really hoping that some of the few things I *do* know about you would come in to play... like #2 I love to shop. That would be a lie.

I see you have been paying attention as you read!

Shall I wait for the official fifth guess/response?

 

[TwinkieMama]

I see you have been paying attention as you read!

Shall I wait for the official fifth guess/response?

Yes I always pay attention when I read. I had to quit your trip report last night because you were doing such a good job of describing the food that I was getting hungry. I will post on your thread as soon as I catch up.


Up to you if you want to wait or not for the fifth guess... I have to go do carpool

 

[Grammyof2]

Jumping in with both feet. Had a few ex's and some of moo's brownies in the 70's, did a little jello wrestling and missed several wooo hooooties!

I think Kay speaks fliud Chinese - egg roll please, so I guess 1

And Hi everybody. Been knee deep in relatives

so everybody

 

[Lil' Grumpy]

oops..i almost forgot..tm, glads lil'tinkerbell on her way to
recovery & snowball fights...

funny.. my parents had 10 kiddies...in pairs, most were matched
up with brothers..but i got stuck with my sister...she' lives in illnois,
and had 3 kiddos of her own..2 boys and one lil redhaired
..& as fate would allowed it...so did i...her 2 boys had brown hair
liked ours...while ours are dead ringers to an ariel look-a-

like. life? isn't it funny?

moo, your lil' cow is the

maybe, just maytea..we should changed our title to "today parents",
for all the goodie advice one can learn here, like , daddy's don't let
your daughters grow up to be ..jello-fighters...

*just too many angel guys flying around...next thing we'll be seeing,
um & tm ..doing stings operations on cnn.

 

[Kay7979]

Hi, Grammy! You are guesser # 5 so I am now free to divulge my deep dark secrets.

1. True, I was first married at 17.

2. True, people frequently call me up and speak to me in Chinese. Which is not to say that I understand a word of it, because in fact, I do not. Although my husband is half German and half Hungarian his last name sounds Chinese, so we are forever getting sales calls in Chinese, and flyers wanting us to sign up for special Chinese phone plans!

3. False, I have only one sibling, a sister.

 

[NAB]

I just missed out in playing....

I would have guessed #1 and would have been wrong.

All these child brides on our thread.

I was out all day again, I am not going to get my packing done. Bought Nicholas some new clothes. Now I have to hem pants....He wore ones I wanted him to take and tore the knee. I swear he grow since Christmas too.

--

 

[TwinkieMama]

And Hi everybody. Been knee deep in relatives

Maybe you should try stacking them like firewood in the corner of the room....
more tidy that way.

 

[jw50]

1500 posts! All of them witty, intelligent and charming!

Could we get some independent verification of this claim?

 

[L107ANGEL]

Could we get some independent verification of this claim?

I beg your pardon

 

[UtahMama]

Public Service Announcement/Warning. I just posted Ch. 25 (eh, jump right in!) on page 116 of my TR...hey, it has great quality video snippetts

 

[TwinkieMama]

Could we get some independent verification of this claim?

well I used to have a tag that said that I was witty, intelligent and charming (Or was it fabulous? ) and we all know that the Tag Fairy is never wrong.....

If that doesn't do it for you, surely I can find, um, er, pay some "consultants" to validate my claims....

 

[Kay7979]

Gee, I found the new segment of your trip report before I found your notice here! ! It helps that I usually have the trip reports board displayed on a second monitor on my desk. (Due to my obsessive and neurotic desire to track how many more "hits" I have on my report.)

I second what others said: you don't look like you need to lose weight. I loved the clips. The "slinky" walk was a riot. I would have thought you had been tipping the bottle, except you say you don't drink.

Don't worry about typos. No one cares about that. They just want to read another great installment from UtahMama. If I didn't write mine in "Word" which corrects most of my mistakes as fast as I make them, I shudder to think what they would look like. BTW, thanks for the "referral." That's really kind of you and I sincerely appreciate it. I'll probably post another episode either tomorrow or Wednesday.

 

[UtahMama]

Dang! I missed Kays two truths and a lie!

Joe? Go next!