Open Mike Night - Everyone is Welcome

[Minnie_Moo]

Marita, I'll have to look for that Minnie Moo painting next time I'm at Fort Wilderness.

I have to do some thinking, but I'll post mine after Twink.

In the meantime, here's a funny that my DD sent to my DH today. He has a big ole truck with a grille guard on the front.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

#1 . I believe the guys name was Thor.

Likely story (about the name), but sounds great . Where is the dream smiley?

 

[UtahMama]

Drebert! That is Very Funny!
Thor!!! Oh MY "Gooness"!!!

Too bad about your uncle. I got my hopes up for ya!

 

[drebert]

Drebert! That is Very Funny!
Thor!!! Oh MY "Gooness"!!!

Too bad about your uncle. I got my hopes up for ya!

Gooness??
Ah, he died a long time ago. Almost 19 years or so. I reaped some of the benefits for living at home!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Not yet, i dont think Uma

 

[drebert]

I'm out for bit. I'm going to watch a movie with my hubby maybe. I will try and check back later.

 

[TwinkieMama]

1. I won a small scholarship from the Navy at a Science Fair.

2. I have worked as a professional black jack dealer.

3. In college, I had to get rabies shots.

 

[WheatThins]

Hi guys. Twinkie. What, are you going for Wheat Thins dream girl contest? A black jack dealer. Ha. No way.

duh to the scholarship.

wheat thins

 

[NAB]

Geez I hope #3 is the lie. Wouldn't want that one.

I can see you as a black jack dealer...

And we know your a science lover. Maybe that one just not from the Navy.

#1 it is the lie.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

Hmmmmm . . . Hard one, Twink. I'd have to take a stab in the dark and guess that #2 is the lie. Even though the unlikeliest ones seem to be the ones that are true!

 

[drebert]

Before I go, #3 is a lie.

 

[Backstage_Gal]

Twinkie #2 is the lie.

 

[UtahMama]

1. I won a small scholarship from the Navy at a Science Fair.

2. I have worked as a professional black jack dealer.

3. In college, I had to get rabies shots.

I'll say #1 but it's probably the Army or some other technicality.

I hope you never #3'd! Poor thing!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

This was one of what someone termed "HR Reindeer Games", as ice breakers I guess

 

[TwinkieMama]

1. I won a small scholarship from the Navy at a Science Fair.

2. I have worked as a professional black jack dealer.

3. In college, I had to get rabies shots.

If you guessed number 1 then you are right! Cheap-o Navy just gave me a medal and certificate and offered to sign me up for an exciting career.

Yes. I have had rabies shots. And they hurt. Had to do with a summer job for the Forest Service catching and releasing bats.

And yes, I used to deal..... black jack. Let me just say that little old ladies who gamble are mean and cardiologists who gamble are fun

 

[UtahMama]

Yay I won!!!! I do know you!

I think little old ladies are usually mean! It's because their perms are too tight.

Cardiologists are HOT as a general rule.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Yay I won!!!! I do know you!

I think little old ladies are usually mean! It's because their perms are too tight.

Cardiologists are HOT as a general rule.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

OK, here are mine:

1. I was first bitten by the Disney bug in 1960.

2. I placed third in the National Spelling Bee.

3. I have never smoked or ingested pot.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Last edited by UtahMama : Today at 11:25 PM. Reason: I LOVE bats! They are such misunderstood creatures! They eat sooo many insects.

and they are pretty cute too! Very smart as well... we only recaught one bat the whole time (and that one I think my co-worker threw back into the net) because once you netted them they were ON to you...

ETA Moo posted so my comment was moot.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Number 3!!!! I think you have had some "special" brownies in your deep dark past.