One of the funniest things I've ever heard at WDW:

[FlightlessDuck]

One time on the bus, the normal speil was playing when it stopped at

"There can be no eating, drinking or smoking on the ..."

My family all said "WHERE? WHERE?"

About 30 seconds later "... motorcoach".

For some reason, it was really funny.

 

[Sandy Mouse]

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[Poohbear123]

Mine would be a lady on the bus talking on her phone telling the person how many hills there were to walk up and down in Epcot. The hills were killing her.

Yes, and they kill me too!My knees cannot take The Land after 11am and my Advils have worn off.

 

[bkoehl]

As we are going through bag check at the enterance to the MK, my 7 y/o DD asked the security guard what they were looking for in our bags. The security guard said, "mouse traps and glass slippers of course!"

 

[bkoehl]

A few years ago, I got on the TTA, thinking it would be a wonderful leisurely way to get off my feet for a bit and just close my eyes and enjoy the ride.

A mother and her son (probably in his 20's) were on the ride a few seats before me.

Suddenly, I hear this woman scream at the top of her lungs as it starts getting dark - I realize we are going through the tunnel near Space Mountain. At first I thought she was afraid of the dark or something.

But, I mean this woman was screaming at the top of her lungs and wouldn't stop.

Finally, she screamed to her son, "I told you I am not going on that ride, you get me off of this thing right now."

She thought we were riding into the Space Mountain Ride itself. Ugh.

First time we went when my DD was 3 she was so excited that she got to ride Space Mountain just like her brother by going on the TTA

 

[sapereaude]

Are you sure thats where you were walking?!!

I'm sure she meant future world but

 

[ktlm]

I love this thread!!! This one isn't as good as many of the ones on here, but it still makes me laugh every time I think of it, so I'll post it.

The History: DD rode Test Track for the 1st time in Dec. 2009 when she was 3 years old. Her first Test Track ride, she loved it and wanted to ride it again. The 2nd ride, it stopped for just a couple of seconds in the hot room, which made her decide that she absolutely hated the ride.

Fast forward to this year: After bribing her with a Mickey Head Ice Cream Bar to ride it again, as we are getting in the line we have this conversation:

DD: I don't think I'm tall enough to ride this ride. I need to go stand by the stick.

ME: You are definitely tall enough to ride this ride, you rode it twice last year.

DD: I'll bend down.

(CM stops laughing long enough to tell her she is "almost too tall" to ride the ride as I'm dragging her away from the measuring stick)

Also, as we boarded, she proceeded to announce to the CM that this was the last time in her life she was ever going to ride Test Track. (ahh,the power of the Mickey Bar...yes I am not above bribing my child! )

 

[eargal]

A few days into our first trip to the World, my 3 year old son started asking to go on the Jesus ride again. For the life of me I couldn't figure out what he was talking about. Every time I would ask him for clarification he would change his tone to sound rather irritated and repeat "You know, the Jesus ride!". The next day we hit EPcot and rode Spaceship Earth first. We entered the part with early man and DS shouted triumphantly, "There's Jesus!"

 

[mistyt]

A few days into our first trip to the World, my 3 year old son started asking to go on the Jesus ride again. For the life of me I couldn't figure out what he was talking about. Every time I would ask him for clarification he would change his tone to sound rather irritated and repeat "You know, the Jesus ride!". The next day we hit EPcot and rode Spaceship Earth first. We entered the part with early man and DS shouted triumphantly, "There's Jesus!"

OMG

I don't think I'll ever be able to go on Spaceship Earth again without thinking of that and laughing!

 

[GottaLuvMickey]

Oh, I've heard some good ones... I did the College Program!

I was a lifeguard at Blizzard Beach and would have conversations with guests and ask them what else they'd done - it constantly amazed me the amount of responses I got of "well, yesterday we went to Disney World, today we're here, and tomorrow we're going to Epcot!" Oh it made me want to scream!


One day on my day off I was walking past the flamingos at Animal Kingdom and overheard a dad telling his kids (8 & 10 probably?) that "No, these aren't real animals. There aren't any real animals here... these are Disney Animals! You know, like the birds in the Tiki Room... these are just newer so they're made better" I still laugh at that one 6 years later!

 

[cherbear]

Whenever we eat at caseys at mk, the ducks are always begging for food and my husband looks at them and asks "where's your park ticket." while getting back home we were at mco airport and the security line was crazy as usual. I asked the guard checking for id and tickets where the fastpass for that line was, and she got a good laugh.

I use the fastpass line in my daily life. Every time I'm stuck in a looong line.(especially the bathrooms at a concert!) LOL

 

[GottaLuvMickey]

Not so much funny as a what the heck moment, but..

We ended up going for a week long trip during the exact week that Hurricane Fay conveniently decided to invade the Orlando area. One of the days we decided to head over to MK and brave the incoming rain (it finally stopped for a few hours) and crowds. However, 2 hours later (well after opening) and we noticed that the park was esstentially dead - more CM's walking around than guests. We overheard a few of the CM's walking around say that there was less than 100 guests in the park!

Now I realize that it doesn't seem like anything, but never in my life have I heard the words "less than 100 guests" and "Magic Kingdom" used in the same sentence - especially in the middle of summer!

Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen was while stuck on Rock n' Rollercoaster in the midst of it breaking down - the launch failed and we got stuck at the bottom of the loop. I've never seen so many cast members run that fast with the most confused looks on their faces.

My husband and I met while on the College Program in 2004. There were 3 hurricanes that went thru Orlando that summer. We learned that the BEST time to hit the parks is the day after a hurricane! We went to the MK the day after one of them (after we'd both worked our respective shifts doing hurricane clean up! ) and it took us 3 hours to do absolutely EVERYTHING in the park! It was the best!

 

[Enchantress01]

This reminds me of a night in the Adventurer's Club. My then-boyfriend and I were extremely goth/punk. He was wearing a shimmering silver shirt, I had on seriously ripped jeans with black tights underneath, and we both had facial piercings. We wandered in just as Fletcher Hodges was warming up the crowd before the library show.

As we stepped inside, he took one look at my bf's shirt and told him he was just in time...to enter the baked potato contest! Then he thanked me for my fierce dedication to the Club...as evidenced by crawling there on my hands and knees, thus creating the holes in my jeans. Finally, he said we'd have to share the story of our big adventure...the time we got fish hooks stuck in our faces! Sigh, I still miss that place a lot.

Bwwwaaahhaahhha! Hilarious! And you're such a good sport too! We never had the chance to go to the Adventurer's Club - I wish we had!

 

[Enchantress01]

When has it ever mattered what the temperature outside was when it came to Ice Cream. It's the taste not the temperature. A Mickey Bar would be just as good in the Arctic Circle as on the Equator. The word according to Goofyernmost.

It's so true. I'm not a fan of seeking ways to lower my body temperature in the winter with ice cream. But ever since I was a child, my mom would insist on going out for ice cream whenever it was cold out! I never understood it until now. Thanks for explaining and saving me oodles of hours in therapy!

 

[goofyernmost]

It's so true. I'm not a fan of seeking ways to lower my body temperature in the winter with ice cream. But ever since I was a child, my mom would insist on going out for ice cream whenever it was cold out! I never understood it until now. Thanks for explaining and saving me oodles of hours in therapy!

You're so welcome. Glad I could help. My therapy avoidance fee is a very modest $200.00. Cash, check or money order is gladly accepted. Have a magical day.

 

[mcgraws]

You're so welcome. Glad I could help. My therapy avoidance fee is a very modest $200.00. Cash, check or money order is gladly accepted. Have a magical day.

What about Disney Gift Card?

 

[cherbear]

What about Disney Gift Card?

What about a FAST PASS to TSM! Those are hard to come by!

 

[tink576]

That one is hilarious AND adorable. Poor Hailey. We've all felt that way sometimes.

My funniest comment was a couple trying to locate each other by cell phone in Magic Kingdom. Right outside Hall of Presidents on a clear sunny day.

I hear this guy loudly talking into his phone as he jogs on down the path to the castle with a kid in tow: "Where are you?! We're headed to the Castle now."

Then I hear a lady sitting on the ledge by the liberty bell equally loudly say into her cell phone: "We're waiting for you outside the Hall of Presidents."

I did a double take wondering if that was just amazing coincidence. These folks were no more than 5 feet apart and yet were so busy talking into their phones they weren't seeing what was right in front of them.

But then the fella stopped, looked to his left (his wife was to his right) and saw me sitting under the sign and said into his phone: "I'm walking by the Hall of Presidents right now."

Without thinking I just pointed in the wife's direction. But then she looked up too, saw him and called out his name.

I wondered if the guy thought for a second if his cell phone volume just got really loud.

This made me laugh. One time we decided to bring my Grandfather (my Dad's father) with us to Disney. Dad and Grandpa decide they want to go do Hall of Presidents, so no big deal us girls went off to do whatever. An hour later my mom get's a phone call.

Dad: "Uh Lin, do you have Dad?"
Mom: "No , you took him to Hall of Presidents"
Dad: "Then we have a problem"

For the life of us we can't figure out why my Dad thought we had Grandpa. Needless to say, Grandpa was lost "somewhere" in the MK (since Dad can't remember where he lost him) and without a phone because he "wouldn't get lost". First stop, lost children (and no they hadn't had a grandfather turned in) so we all split up looking for Grandpa. We find him 1/2 an hour later on main street. When he discovered he was lost he decided he would just not move and eventually someone would find him. aye

My brother told my daughter to be careful flushing the toilet because she could get sucked out of the plane. My daughter flies all the time but still gets nervous going to the restroom on the plane.

When my brother was maybe 4 my mom flushed a giant millipede down the toilet, (screaming the entire time from when she picked it up with a tissue, through the hall, and into the bathroom). He couldn't go to the bathroom in the house some time because he was afraid it would swim through the pipes and bite him!

 

[tink576]

Oh, and we had a neighbor that would go on and on about how horrible Small World was and how she and her children would never go on it again...why did she hate it you might ask? Because of that massive drop in the middle

Still can't figure out if she was talking about Pirates or Splash (and we still can't convince her there was no drop in Small World)

 

[bowlingchicaroo]

I was sitting in one of the rocking chairs on the "back porch" of the main building at POR on my last day - just relaxing. It was the first day of check-in for Pop Warner.

A young woman and her son stepped outside and saw the water taxi and commented to her son how much fun it will be to take the "boat to Walt Disney World."

Just then, her husband pops out of the door with their young daughter and their "check-in" package. He tells the wife that they need to go back out front to catch the bus to go to "a bunch of parks." She tells her husband, "But, we want to take the boat to get to Walt Disney World."

He says, "You wouldn't believe it, we are already in Walt Disney World. This hotel is in Walt Disney World." She looks befuddled. He pulls her along, but she continues to insist taking the boat. He finally says, "We have to take a bus to get to a park. And there are FOUR of them."

She looks really befuddled now. He pulls her aside, out of hearing range of the kids, but right beside me now and says..... "You won't believe how f$#@$&^ big this place is. You just have no idea what we have gotten ourselves into here."

OMG...love it!!