One happyhaunt, Two happyhaunt, Red happyhaunt, Blue happyhaunt!(newer, pg 31.)

[ncseric]

So what's with the '200 Pounds' wish? 200 pounds of what? 200 pounds of carp to take into the park? 200 pounds of ZZUBage in the bathroom?

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

So what's with the '200 Pounds' wish? 200 pounds of what? 200 pounds of carp to take into the park? 200 pounds of ZZUBage in the bathroom?

I think it speaks for itself, Bud:


Mel Happyhaunt

I'm hoping to add 200 lbs to my current girlish figure. NOZ.

On our upcoming 2 week trip to Disney. Disney Dinning! Baybee!!!

 

[ncseric]

All I saw in the previous post was "Bigwish. It's the NEW dancing banana. Or missing tooth." My deepest apologies for not understanding. My brain was melting from the intellectual stimulation of your trip report.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

All I saw in the previous post was "Bigwish. It's the NEW dancing banana. Or missing tooth." My deepest apologies for not understanding. My brain was melting from the intellectual stimulation of your trip report.

It warms my heart. And makes it grow three sizes this day!!!! To know that I've caused a fellow Diser. And Trip Board. Buddy. Some serious brain damage.

But... I'm not all that surprised.

And, I'll bet, that reading some of the stuff I've written has probably 'caused 'ol ZZUB some mental anguish. Too. And subsequent brain damage.

Actually... I bet I've cause the top of his head to shear completely off!!!!!!

Leaving him with only a chin. And an arm. Or two.

With 12 fingers.

OK.

I'm rambling. Again.

Anywho... you two are not alone. Either.


This weekend I caused my dear beloved Mellyman some brain damage. AS WELL.

It was because I got so excited by the UFC match between Gonzaga and Cro Cop... and the KO by the kick to Cro Cop's head. That I challenged Mellyman to a lil tussle.

I spanked him.

With a sharp and loving boot to the left ear.

Then he spanked Me(l).

With the move he calls: "Hanging the Laundry".

Which is basically holding me upside down by the ankles until all the blood runs out my body. Into my head.

And my eyes bug out.

What I mean to say with all of this carp is this: COUTURE WILL WHUP GONZAGA!!!!

I think.

Cheers, Mel.

 

[ncseric]

With 12 fingers.

2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes! - Gomez Addams

With the move he calls: "Hanging the Laundry".

Which is basically holding me upside down by the ankles until all the blood runs out my body. Into my head.

And my eyes bug out.

Like this?

Sounds like a fun night at Happyhaunt manor.

 

[samc]

I need to see pix of those BAMA guys..........sounds like it coulda been my baby-daddy and a couple of couzins who are also my uncle. father and brother.........I think

ROLL TIDE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KP's Mom]

Mel,

Thank you for the most amusing lunch hour I have had in a long time.

Do you really think there are people out there who do not know there were
2 different Chris Partridges? I would hope not.

I also have to give credit to Zzub's Wicked Witch Comment - one of the all
time classics. Thanks to all who provide my daily dose of amusement.

 

[luv2crash]

I need to see pix of those BAMA guys..........sounds like it coulda been my baby-daddy and a couple of couzins who are also my uncle. father and brother.........I think

ROLL TIDE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samc-I think we might be some kin! Tell ya Momma I said hey! Roll Tide!

Great trip report, mel.

More please!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Listen:

KP's Mama ~ Awfully good to hear from you. Thanks for reading. This tragic comedy. Roll TIDE!

Samc and luv2crash ~ You guys can Roll Tide here anytime you want. However, if you actually are KIN... you can also roll it on your next date.

Heh heh.

Tell me this: I heard that NASA has a Space Flight Training Centre in... wait for it... ALABAMA!!!!!!!

That's like us CanaDians having a Institute for English Language Studies and Service Industry Etiquitte in... wait for it... QUEBEC!!!!!!

It's an OXYMORON!!!!

A fine mess. Bad luck. A calculated error. Or deliberate mistake.

So.

Is it true?

Is it an accurate rumour?!


Plus... I'm playin' wit ya. 'Cause I'm having a crap day.

And also because I'm a perfect screwup.

And... a funky white girl with non-dairy creamer!


Thanks for posting. Roll Tide. Mean it.


Cheers, Mel.

Bigwish. For my next Disney Dinning Broohaha.

 

[LaLa]

'Cause I'm having a crap day.

Freaky borg. Whatever that means. And although I'm not from Alabama (NOZ), it won't stop me from chiming in on the NASA thing.

Or will it?

Yes, I guess it will.

But... and this is gonna be a problem for us: I HATE the bananaman. And you KNOW that. Plus... you forgot to edit. Not even a lame one. Like ZZUB's. Was. And so... to get even... I didn't edit EITHER. Yesterday. On my own response post. To my OWN trippie. And it just felt plain WRONG.

I'm sorry. I had NO IDEA you had an aversion to the dancing banana. And missing edits. I'll have to remember that. And maybe I'll just stick with the moped from now on. Instead of the dancing banana. Because it's cuter. And it just feels right. KWIW?

Love the trip report, Mel. It's an instant classic.

 

[kpk89]

It went like this:

Me (or The General): "Tommy (Melancholy)! If you don't grow up (smarten up/pull it together) RIGHT NOW... I will leave you right here in the parking lot (toy dept. of Sears/ C.N.E./ the woods/the ice capades in Hamilton) where eventually buzzards will pick your sorry bones clean. (gypsies will take you/ bears will devour you) Now... I don't have time for this carp (rubbish). So git wit da programme (buck up!)! Or die tryin' (or die trying)!"

Tommy (or Babymel): " You're (giggle) kidding again, Mommy! (Fine. Leave Me(l). I think the gypsies are runnin' the circus anywho! Sir.)!"

What I'm tryin' to say here is this: The best man won. Out.

I carried Tommy to the tram. Along wit everything else.

But... to get even... I seated him on one of the outside seats. And encouraged him to wave his arms and legs outside the vehicle.

Plus... I yelled, "DRIVER ALL CLEAR!"... as he was climbing up.

Melly, you win! You are the new official Meanest Mama. This is priceless. Whether you ACTUally did it it or not. I may have heard that some of your stories are the slightest bit fabricated. Or exaggerated. Or both ... fabricaggerated.

Still love it, though, and happy to see you dusting off this old dog and giving it a kick back to page one.

 

[Angelrose]

I guess it's just me, but most of the time, I have NO idea what you are talking about Mel. There are a few paragraphs when you are actually talking about your trip that I do get, but other than that, I must live on a different planet.

 

[ncseric]

Tell me this: I heard that NASA has a Space Flight Training Centre in... wait for it... ALABAMA!!!!!!!

I think Jeff Foxworthy put it best:

They might be training 'em there, but they're not letting people from Alabama fly this stuff. Hey HOUUUUSTON!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Melly.
Love the trippie update.

And on the whole Cro Cop ordeal.
DID YOU SEE HIS FRICKIN ANKLE???

His leg was facing the WRONG WAY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Oh, and Mel.
I have been to said NASA center in Alabama.
You can send your kids to space camp there too TFI.

 

[DJR]

I guess it's just me, but most of the time, I have NO idea what you are talking about Mel. There are a few paragraphs when you are actually talking about your trip that I do get, but other than that, I must live on a different planet.

It's not you. Most of us have no idea what she's talking about, we just play along to humor her.

 

[luv2crash]

Alabama does have some smart uns here. That Nasar place was the best thang that could have happen to huntsville. Folks in bammer feel uptown wit it there.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

A few comments. On the comments. And commentary.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa La ~ LOVE the moped! Lovelovelove it. La. Much better. So... let's use the moped. Shall we? Oh. BTW. Where IS the moped??? How's your freaky borg day today? I think we're probably still freaky borg.

Whatever that means.

Here. This is for you, too:

Ewoks are forever.

Kimmie ~ Thanks KIMMIE!!! I've always aspired to be "The Meanest Mama"!!!

Now its time for me to win the title of "The Cleanest Mama". From NM. (NONM). Also "The Leanest Mama". From Frickles. (NOF). And "The Maddest Lime Greenest Mama". From dwheatl. (NOd). AND... "The Closet Queenest Mama". From Anderson Cooper. (NOAC).

Plus... I think I've already got "The Obscenest Mama", "The Mexican Jumping Beanest Mama" and "The Latrinest Mama" (NOZ) all tied up!!!!

Heh heh.

Anywho... Kim...they're 90% FACTUAL. No carp. But... there's no crime in funnying up things. A lil. Is there?!

Angelrose ~ Don't worry about it. You're not alone, my sweet rabid fan, you're not alone. It's just that I have about 18 things going through my brain at once. And, at the same time, I'm random. Plus I can't sit still very long, or stand in one place without bouncing around a little bit and I get bored easily.

What I'm trying to say is this: In school I was a teacher's dream. Student!

But... thanks for attempting this report anyhow. You could try to humour Me(l) more, tho. Just like DJR with all his overthetop flattery. And we could be BFFs!!!!

ncseric ~ I bet you'd LOVE to know how I say your name in my head?! Oh. I LOVE Jeff Foxworthy!!!!! He's funni. I even like his moustache. Although I usually HATE moustaches on most guys.

Except for Ned Flanders. And Frida Kahlo.

Pongoperdipoodle ~ I don't think Cro Cop's ankle is broken. And... ewwww... I don't think it helped me digest my corn salsa and nacho chip snack. Either.

But... who can really tell?

DJR ~ I'm blushing again. Did you REALLY have to use the word "thesaurus"?! Listen: If I told you that you have a beautiful avatar... would you hold it against Me(l)?

Heh heh.

luv2crash ~ I'm going to need a translation.


Thanks for posting, Baybees!!!

Cheers, Mel.

Moped. Of friendship.

 

[samc]

Samc-I think we might be some kin! Tell ya Momma I said hey! Roll Tide!

momma says hey............and life's a box a chocolates.


Mel........my nephews actually attended space camp and a robot accidentally sent them into real space and then marty mcfly's mom had to fly them home......no carp!

we need a roll tide smilie

 

[DJR]

DJR ~ I'm blushing again. Did you REALLY have to use the word "thesaurus"?! Listen: If I told you that you have a beautiful avatar... would you hold it against Me(l)?

Let me get back to you on that.