Omegle?

Stranger: tell me in detail about the best sex you've ever had :D
You: why
Stranger: good conversation starter
You have disconnected.
 
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey ;)
Stranger: Guess what i got
You: What?
Stranger: Updog
You: Haha, "what's up dog :) "
You: Not much you?
Stranger: Dammit!
Stranger: :D
You: Lol, I am to smart, and they say blonde are stupid. PFFT>
Stranger: we'll that's right, not many people would have guessed that
You: Haha, I rock :P
Stranger: first try tho', kinda evil that you ruined it for me :(
You: Aw, I am sorry.... I am overeager... :D
Stranger: It's okay, im sure it will work eventually
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Texas :) you?
Stranger: US and A
Stranger: nice
Stranger: Denmark
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Do you know where denmark is? :D
You: Yes, :P
Stranger: seriously?
Stranger: not many do
You: Haha no dumb blonde remember?
 
Stranger: hello!
You: I'm Joe Jonas from the Jonas Brothers. We heard about omegle and wanted to talk to the fans
Stranger: That's great! My kids love you guys! I haven't seen them in months, though.
You: Ohh, that's good to hear that your kids love us :)
Stranger: Yeah, last I heard they were so excited to see you guys on tour.
You: Haha
Stranger: I'm thinking about trying to find a concert near Orlando when I come home.
Stranger: I don't know when that's going to be, though. NASA keeps postponing the shuttle launch.
You: Oh, yeah, that'd be good if you can find one
Stranger: Yeah, I'm sure they'll be psyched.
You: We have a lot of fun doing all of the concerts and such. We're so lucky to have great fans.
Stranger: You guys are so nice. I wish I was home so I could get tickets now.
Stranger: Have you guys ever been to Cape Canaveral?
You: Hmm, it sounds familar..
Stranger: It's where they launch the space shuttles on the Florida coast.
You: Ohh, cool
Stranger: Yeah, they land in Houston though, so I'll have to fly back to Florida once I get back.
Stranger: I'm glad you haven't disconnected me yet, Joe. I've been cut off every time. It gets so lonely up here.
You: Yeah, I know.
Stranger: I mean, yeah, I'm on the International Space Station and all, but jeez, a little human interaction would be nice.
You: haha
Stranger: I mean, is it lonely on the road? On tour?
You: Yeah, sometimes. I mean, there's Kevin and Nick but sometimes it gets lonely.
Stranger: Yeah, I know what you mean. I grew up in a folk-singing family.
Stranger: We weren't the Partridge Family or anything, but we held our own.
Stranger: I never gave up on wanting to be an astronaut, and here I am.
You: yeah :)
Stranger: You guys keep following your dreams though, and you'll go far. Seriously.
Stranger: I've got to go work out, otherwise my muscles will atrophy from the lack of gravity up here. Peace man. Rock on!
You: Okay, thanks for talking to me. :)
Stranger: Bye! I hope my kids and I will see you on tour!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
You: im a spider.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ahaha
 

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: does it matter?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: just answer
Stranger: sheesh
You: no it doesnt, unless ur a pedo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Yikes.....
 
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: im french
Stranger: and you???
You: im german
Stranger: ichlibidiche
Stranger: do you speek french???
You: a little bit
Stranger: im no speek english
You: i like paris
Stranger: yes good
Stranger: msn???
You: nope sorry
Stranger: ok,
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DBF did it. not me...too freaked out!
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: AFRICAN MAN ****S!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: HAI!
You: OMG!
You: THE DOLPHINS GOT LOOSE!
You: I

This person didn't like dolphins.XD
 
this person doesnt like men from Italy.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you
You: hi alright, you ?
Stranger: good thanks :)
Stranger: where u from?
You: italy
You: you ?
Stranger: uk :)
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
You: you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


):

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: hi im mighty fine, you ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
not really funny.

Stranger: word the muzzle up
Stranger: fuzzle buzzle
You: ok
You: what
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i dont know
You: lmfao
Stranger: thought i start with a good intro
You: it kept me entertained
Stranger: indeed so
You: lol
Stranger: so.... lets get the boring ****e over with , asl?
You: 19/f/the corner of 1st and Amistad
Stranger: arrghh, good good.
Stranger: and me you ask
You: ....
Stranger: would you believe it, 19ft too, in my mums back pocket(shes big)
Stranger: uk
You: neato
Stranger: neato?
Stranger: this doesnt comput
You: nevermind lmfao
You: so hows life on the farm?
Stranger: no no my fuzzle buzzle.. i live in my mums pocket
Stranger: its good
Stranger: but cold sometimes
You: that sucks
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: it has it ups and downs
You: at least it has its ups and isnt all downs
Stranger: yiz sir
You: mhhhm
Stranger: what is it?
You: whaat
Stranger: has jimmy **** himself again?
You: i think so crazy kid. we gotta do something about that
Stranger: kick him in the bollocks, always used too work
Stranger: then a smack with a wooden spoon
You: that'll show em'
Stranger: indeeeedd
You: ah theres a monster in my closet
Stranger: sorry i cant help
You: didnt think you could..
Stranger: im losing it in my height and age
You: ah thats sucks
You: well time for me to go. see ya
Stranger: word
You have disconnected.
 
You: hi
Stranger: SuP
You: what kinda music u like?
Stranger: All
You: specify?
Stranger: Rock, Pop, Indie etc
You: i c
You: i like all genres of rock
You: but right now i'm obsessed with METAL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HATER!!!
 
if you guys ran into any people talking about cinnamon or nutmeg last night, that was the epic /b/tards of 4chan ;)

lmao go to page two of the /b/ section and look at the Emma Watson thread.
 
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl>
You: i don't do that
You: i wont ask you
Stranger: k
Stranger: where are you from?
You: USA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Weird....
 
You: hiya
Stranger: hi
~same convo just later on~
You: i have a dino in my backyard
Stranger: so.....wat is ur major?
Stranger: dino??
You: yurp
Stranger: wat does dino mean??
You: dinosaur lol
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: now i get it
Stranger: WAT??
You: yurp yurp his name is bob
Stranger: dino
Stranger: im sorry for this.....but it's not a dino.........it's a DOG
You: nuh uh it's big and green... he ate the neighbors god
You: *dog
Stranger: OMG!!!
You: yurp
You: they were mad for a while
Stranger: maybe he's your father.....wearing a green clothes
Stranger: or maybe it's a DINO!!
You: idk but i lub him
Stranger: so.......wat's ur major?
You: dinos
Stranger: really?
You: yurp
 







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