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[Hawaiidood]

AH HA HA HA well I suppose I get the gist of it.

 

[StitchfansJr]

the guy wanted phone sex and I said I didn't have any phones nearby me so he disconnected. xD

 

[Hawaiidood]

Awwww Darn...I would do it...not with a gay guy of course.

 

[StitchfansJr]

He called me a liar and then randomly disconnected. XD

 

[Hawaiidood]

WHAT A JERK! Well he doesnt deserve your phone...uhhh...footsy.

 

[StitchfansJr]

hahahahaha. answer my freaking facebook chat IM. xD

 

[StitchfansJr]

to go back on topic:

You: hi
Stranger: are you feeling sicker?
You: no?
Stranger: well, that's a let down
You: why?
Stranger: ask renee
You: who
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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: What may or may not be up?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Stranger: Hey i heard you mom and dad are getting divorced because of you!
You: yeah i know, sucks right
Stranger: QQ
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You: Wow, thats soooo cool
Stranger: thanks
Stranger is typing...

 

[wdwllamadancer]

Stranger: hi there , i am an handsome man from istanbul
You: thats nice. i am a handsome lad from ireland
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


hahahaha

 

[rock.my.socks]

lol I love this site

Stranger: a - s -l?
You: 15/f/canada
Stranger: aahhh okk
Stranger: oh my god really
You: yep
Stranger: OHHH EMMM GEEE
Stranger: im 15 boyyyyyyy texas
Stranger: dont you just LOVE tyra banks' fashion???
Stranger: i mean its so.l.....chiq
You: lol yeah its fierce
Stranger: i have dolce and gabana perfume
Stranger: its aahhmazing
Stranger: oh yeah you should know...
Stranger: im gay.
Stranger: are you?
You: i would never have guesse
You: guessed
Stranger: wait your a woman arent you
Stranger: forgot
You: yeah
You: and im not gay
Stranger: any nice men around canada and mosse?
Stranger: moose
Stranger: YES YOU ARE
Stranger: i see you flirting with the gals
Stranger:
Stranger: dont hide it honey
You: lol
You: fo sho
You: u caught me
Stranger: fo shizzle ma fizzle
You: lol
You: whats your name?

Stranger: ste
Stranger: you?
You: Lauren
You: how do u say that?

Stranger: oh my god a fitttayyyy just walked past my house
Stranger: be right back
You: lol k
Stranger: its pronounced (st-ee)
Stranger: be right backkk
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lol I thought he was funny

 

[minniemouse440044]

Stranger: what brings you to a stranger today
You: idk
You: im bored ahah
Stranger: i see
You: yup
Stranger: well cant say i'm not in the same boat
Stranger: i stumbled here
You: to find what
You: underaged girls?
Stranger: Chris Hansen is that you!?
Stranger: i know it is!


HAHAHHAH

 

[marypops!]

Here's a really long one. Sad me always ends up with the ones who are determined to not disconnect... I'd be surprised if you finished reading it.

You: HAI!!!
Stranger: oh noes, you found me!!!!
You: HANNA MONTANA ROCKSSSSS!!! SHES SOOO AWESUM!!!!!
Stranger: lol she sure is ahem "awesome"
You: DIZNEH NEEDS TO MKAE MOR EPISODES OF IT!!
Stranger: i knowv right?
Stranger: that is too true, you have make a good point
You: I WISH IT WAS ON RHGT NOOW!!!
Stranger: too bad
Stranger: i guess
You: BEEESSSSSSTTTT OF BTH WRLDSS!!! YEA!
Stranger: awesum
You: I'M SOOO HYPA!!! I ATE A TUBOF ICE CRAEM!
You: VNBOSDFBUVOSDFVNDLK!
Stranger: wowee
You: IT WAS SUGAH FLAVA!
Stranger: that is the most delicious of them all
You: IM EATIN ANOTHER TUB NOOW!
Stranger: good on you
You: IT MKES MY TEETH HRT!!
Stranger: screw diabetes and all that, eat it
You: IT HS REAL SUGAH PECES!
You: SOOOOO AWESUM!!!!!
Stranger: i'm sure it is
You: IM EATIN IT WIT MOR SUGAH!
Stranger: SUGAH IZ AWESUM
You: ZOMG!!! I WANNA WATCH HI SKOOL MUSICAL!! ITS TEH BEST MOVIE EVA!!!!
Stranger: Seriously, not a very good troll
You: WASA TROLL?
Stranger: LOLZ
You: STIK TO TEH STAIS QUOOOO!!!
Stranger: you sure do know the hsm songs
You: GOTTA GETCHA HAD IN THE GAME!! WOOOOOOOO!!!
You: ZOMG! FINEAS ADN FERB IS ON! I LUVS IT!
Stranger: What are your feelings on HSM 2?
Stranger: and 3?
You: THEYRE REAL AWESUM! I LKE HSM2 MORE THEN HSM3, BECUS SUMMER'S WICKED!!
Stranger: true dat
Stranger: How's the icecream?
You: NERLY GONE! I NEEDA BUY MORE!
You: WHA TIME ISIT? SUMMA TIME! TIME 4 VACATION!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: yayness
Stranger: this is the mostest fun i have eva had
You: LOLZ! FINEAS & FERB IS IN LNDON! THEYS GONA GO ON TEH LONDN EYE!
Stranger: really? I mite go nd see them
You: EEEWWWWW! THERES A FLY IN MEH ICECREAM!!! OH WELL.
Stranger: doesn't matter they add 2 d aflvour
You: FLYS R CRUNCHY XD
Stranger: yum yum
You: I NEEDS A PET SPIDA, THEN FLYS WONT FLL IN MEH ICECREAM! BUT SPIDAS ARE SCARY!
Stranger: oh noes!!!!!!11!
You: I NEOSS!!!!
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: I don't dance
You: THT SONG WAS AWESUM, BUT NOT TEH BEST 1! THEY WERE DANSIN WEN SINGIN IT!
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: how hypocritical of them
You: INOES"!!
Stranger: disgraceful! i tells you
You: WERE BREAKIN FREEEEE!! SOARIN! FLYIN! THERES NOTTA STAR IN HAVEN THAT WE CANT REEAACCCHHH!
Stranger: I gotta go my own way
You: THT WAS SADD PART IN TEH MOVE!
You: WERE ALL INN THIS TOGETHA!!
You: ZOMG! MOM GOT PIE 4 DINNAH!
You: ILOVES PIE!!!!!
Stranger: lucky youz
Stranger: this was.......interesting
You: WHT WAS?!?!?
Stranger: our little "chat"
You: LOLZ WATEERSLDE ON BIG BEN!!
You: I NOES!!
You: IT WAS AWEUSMRIFFIC!!!
Stranger: .........................yes
You: I HAS HARIBO WITH SUGAH!!
Stranger: when's the fourth one coming out?
You: I LUVS SUGAH! IT MAKES MEH HAPPEH!
You: I DUNNO!!!! IT WONT BE AS AAWESUM WITOUT THE NORMEL CAST!!
Stranger: Yes, without Troy and Gabriella, it will surely suck
You: DOY!
Stranger: ZOMG SHARPAY IS LIKE MY FAVE CHARACTER EVAZ
You: ZOMG!! SHES MY HATESTSTSTST 1!! SHES SOOOO EVEL!
You: SHE DON'T NO TRU LUV IF IT BIT HER BUM!!!!
Stranger: ZOMG! RYAN IS BETTA THO
Stranger: RYAN HAZ COOL HATZ

You: HSI HATS BE WCKD AWESUM!
You: ZOMG!! I NEED A DRNK! IMMA HVE CHOCLAT SYRUP!!!
Stranger: START OF SUMTINK NEW
Stranger: ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOURE CRAZY

You: NUH-UH! I DRINKS IT EVREH DAAY!
Stranger: ZOMG
Stranger: XD
You: HANNA MONTANA'S COMIN ON!!! I NEEDSA WATCH IT!!
Stranger: go on then
Stranger: leave
Stranger: byr
Stranger: e
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: OTHAWISE ILL BE OUTTA THE LOOP IN SKOOL!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bue
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bue
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: WHY DO YA WANT MEH TO LEAVE?!? I FEEL HURT D-:
Stranger: bye
You: *CRYS*
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Stranger: YOU NEEDZ 2 WATCH HANNA
You: U IS A BIG MEANIE!!
You: STINKEH DOO DOO HEAD!
Stranger: you don't want to be the loser that DOESN't watch it
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: byr
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: I CAN WTCH IT FROM WHERE IM SITTIN!
You: MEANIE DX
Stranger: you need not to do anything else, the story is too complicated
You: HUH?!? U CONFUSES ME!!!
You: TEH OTHA SIDE! TEH OTHA SIDE! I WATN YA TO SEEEE!
Stranger: It's a very complex philosophical show, you need to fully understand this
You: TEH OTHA SIDE OF MEEEEE!!!!!!
You: ITS NOT COMPLEX!!! MILEH IS HANNA AT NGIHT!
Stranger: You need a degree in philosophy to even understand
You: LOLZZZZZ!!!!!! SHE THREW PIE AT JACKSN!!!
Stranger: ROFLCOPTER
You: LOLOLOLOLOL!!!1 NOW HE THREW TEH PIE BACK AT MILEH!!
Stranger: i care not for this show
You: ZOMG!!! U NO LIKE HANNA MONTANA?!?!?!??!?
You: EVILS!!!!
Stranger: Yes, along with the rest of the world
You: SHES LYK TEH BESTESTSTST EVAH!!!
Stranger: apart from you, and my sister
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: beyb
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: IM PRT OF A HM WEBSIT, AND THERES LYK A MILLION PEOPLE ON IT!!!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: RRAAWWRWRWREEREW!!!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: MEANIE DOO DOO HEAD!!!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: YOU NO LYK ME!!!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: *CRYS*
Stranger: bue
Stranger: bye
You: DX
You: DX
You: DX
You: DX
Stranger: byr
You: DX
You: DX
You: DX
You: DX
Stranger: bye
You: DX
You: DX
Stranger: Dude, you beat me
You: *POKES KITTY*
You: ZOMG! I POKED UR KAT!
Stranger: OH NOES I DONT HAVE A KITTY
You: YEA U DO!!!!
Stranger: looooser
Stranger: nope
Stranger: CATZ STINK
You: I CAN HAZ CHEEZBUGAH?
Stranger: LMAO
You: I MADE U COOKEHS, BUTS I EATED THEM!
Stranger: OH NOES
You: SPLOOSH!!!
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You: SHE'S A HORRIBEL MAN!!!
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You: SO IS U!!!
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You: HVSIVNLSDFVNSDFLVNL!!11111
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You: STP PSTIN DOTS YOU WEIRDO!
You: WEIRDO!
WEIDO!
WEIRDO!
Stranger: DISCONNECT IF YOU HATE ME SOOO MUCH
You: U IS WEIRD!
Stranger: disconnect
You: WHY DON UUUUUUUU DISCONNECT!!!
Stranger: noW
Stranger: NOPE

You: U DON'T WANNA TALK TO MEH!
Stranger: THIS IZ FUN
You: U KEEP WANTIN TO LEAV ME!
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You: SO LEAV!!!!
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Stranger: YOU LEAVE
Stranger: I WAZ HERE FIRST
You: IM NOT UR BOYFRIEND!!!
Stranger: OH NOES
Stranger: ;
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You: PEPPER SPRAY?!?!?!?
Stranger: go on i doulbe dare you
You: THAT SOUNDS DELISHUS!!!!
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: g
Stranger: gg
Stranger: o
Stranger: o
Stranger: oo
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
Stranger: w
Stranger: a
Stranger: a
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!!
Stranger: a
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
Stranger: y
You: I WAS WRONG!!!
You: I WAS HORRIBLEY WRONG!!!!!!
You: *CRYS*
Stranger: OH NOES
Stranger: g
Stranger: o
You: U TASTES IT!!!
Stranger: a
Stranger: w
Stranger: a
Stranger: y
You: *SPRASY!*
Stranger: AAAAAWEWWWWW
Stranger: you so mean
You: LAWLA!!
Stranger: JUST KIDDING I FELT NOTHING HAHAHA
You: LIAH!!!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: o
Stranger: g
Stranger: sa
Stranger: w
Stranger: a
Stranger: y
You: I SHALL MKE YA EAT A GROWMATA!!
Stranger: g
Stranger: o
Stranger: a
Stranger: w
Stranger: a
Stranger: y
You: IF YA EAT GROWTATAS, U BLOW UP!!!!
Stranger: so wait is it a growmata or growtata, i'm confuzzled
You: BTH!!!
You: BOTH MAKE YA BLOW UP!!
Stranger: OH NOES
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Stranger: i
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Stranger: m
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Stranger: c
Stranger: a
Stranger: r
Stranger: e
Stranger: d
You: ONLEH MAYONASE STOPS IT FROM BLOWIN UP!!!!
You: BONJOUR!!!
You: GUTEN TAG! WO BIST DU!!!!
You: ICH BIN SIEBSEHN JAHRE ALT!!!!
You: IN MEINER WELT!!!
You: LAAAAAAAAA DEUTSCH IST TOLL!!!
Stranger: *dies*
You: *DANCES*
You: ICH BIN TANZEN!1
You: ICH BIN TANZEN, WEIL ES IST ZEIMLICH GUT!!!!!!!
Stranger: *by explosion after eating both growmatas and growtatas*
You: BYE BYE BOOM BOOM!
Stranger: *iz zombie*
You: U CANT BE ZOMBEH!
Stranger: *iz ghost*
You: U IS BLOWN UP INTO LOADS & LOADS OF PIECES!!!
You: GHOZS CANT HURT OTHAS!!
Stranger: *is Edward Cullen*
You: ZOMG!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! U IS SOOOO SCAREH!!!!
You: DU IST TOLL UND SONNIG IST ZEIMLICH GERAINT!!!
Stranger: *is Bella*
You: ZOMG!!!! I DUNNO HER!!!
Stranger: *from the Tweenies*
You: ZOMG!!! THE TWEENIES BE SOOOO AWESUM!!!
You: SO DO TEH TELLETUBBEHS!!!
Stranger: *is Doodles*
You: ZOGM!!!! DOGGEH!!!!
Stranger: *is Milhouse*
You: TEH SIMPSONS ARE SSOOOOOO STUPED!!!
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: bye
You: DU IST ZEIMLICH VEIRD UND BUCHES IST SONNIG UND ICH SPRECHE DEUTSCH UND DU SPRECHST NICHT DEUTSCH!!!
Stranger: JODER!
Stranger: MIERDA
Stranger: MI CULO
You: ICH TRINKE ZUMO DE NARANJE UND ICH SPRECHE BEUNOS TARDES WIT DIE FUSSBALL!!!
Stranger: guten tag
You: GUTEN NACHTE!!
Stranger: o
Stranger: g
Stranger: a
Stranger: w
Stranger: a
Stranger: y
You: HAH!!!! U SPELT GO RONG, WEIRDO!
Stranger: oHNOES IMAEDS A MSITKAE
You: U MAD MROE MISTAKS!!!!
Stranger: jeez, this is getting old
Stranger: i won't disconnect though
You: ME BAD AT ENGLISCH?!? THATS UNPOSSEBLE!!1
Stranger: LMAO
You: ME WTCHIN CHOWDEH!
Stranger: mmmm the largest rice crispy sqaure
You: NUH-UH!!!
Stranger: UH-HUH
You: NO WAI!!!!! U IIS RONG!!
Stranger: this is beyond idiotic
You: NUH0UH!!!! U IS IDOITIK!!!
Stranger: you will leave before me
You: WHO SAIS?!!?!?!?!?
Stranger: I DO
SUCKA
You: JUST CUZ I HAS NAPTIME SOON, DONT MEAN ILL LEAV FRST!!!
Stranger: suuuure
You: LALALALALALALALALALAAL!!!
You: U TAK TEH MOOOON!!!! U TAK TEH SUUUUUNNN!!!
Stranger: .
You: U TAK EVRATHIN THA SEEEEEMS LYK FUUUN!!!
You: U STIR IT ALLLL UP N THEN URR DON!!!
Stranger: that has made me very depressed
You: RADA RADA RADA RADA RADA RADA!!!
Stranger: the drama school?
You: COM ON INN FEEEELLL FRRE TO DOO SUM LOOKIN! STAY A WHILE CUZ SUMTHINS ALWAYS COOKIN! YEEAAAAHHHH!!!
You: RADDA RADA RADAR ARAD RARA RADA ADA RADA RADA !!!!!!
You: HAH UUUUUSSSS LEFTEH!!!!
You: LALALALAL!!!!!
You: LEFTEH UUUUU!!!! UUUUU DID!!!!
You: ZOMG!! ITS MEH NAPTIM NOW!! BYYYEEEESSS!! WELL NEVEH MEET AGAIN!!!
You have disconnected.

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Stranger: hi
You: heyya
Stranger: from?
You: england
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Smiley.Socks]

Stranger: hi
You: heyya
Stranger: from?
You: england
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[marypops!]

Spot my nonsensical sentences.

You: Guten tag. wo bist du un sonnig buch Franzozich.
Stranger: hola
Stranger: hablas espanhol?
You: Nein. Sprechst du Deutsch?
Stranger: nein
You: OK.
Stranger: hablas espanhol?
You: Nein. Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch.
Stranger: ich nein deutsch
You: es ist sonnig und ich trinke apfels. Nein... Ich spiele fussball mit ein apfel.
Stranger: lost me at "es"
Stranger: lol
You: Ich bin siebsehn Jahre alt. Es is toll!
Stranger: Es is toll!
You: Sehr sehr toll!
Stranger: the game
You: Ich spreche Englisch, aber verwirre ich mit mein deutsch.
Stranger: nao es o unico que consegue andar a atrofiar com um gajo em linguas estranhas
You: Lo siento, no hablo Espanol.
Stranger: e jogar fotebol com maças
Stranger: no estoy hablando espanhol
Stranger: estou a falar portugues caralho!
You: Ich bin trinke keine apfel aber sonnig in gegangen gefallt.
Stranger: e se agarrasses na maça e a meteses no cu nao?
You: auf weidersein!
Stranger: apfel?yes?
You: *Welles*
You have disconnected.

 

[wilmabride'sdaughter]

Spot my nonsensical sentences.

You: Guten tag. wo bist du un sonnig buch Franzozich.
Stranger: hola
Stranger: hablas espanhol?
You: Nein. Sprechst du Deutsch?
Stranger: nein
You: OK.
Stranger: hablas espanhol?
You: Nein. Ich spreche Deutsch und Englisch.
Stranger: ich nein deutsch
You: es ist sonnig und ich trinke apfels. Nein... Ich spiele fussball mit ein apfel.
Stranger: lost me at "es"
Stranger: lol
You: Ich bin siebsehn Jahre alt. Es is toll!
Stranger: Es is toll!
You: Sehr sehr toll!
Stranger: the game
You: Ich spreche Englisch, aber verwirre ich mit mein deutsch.
Stranger: nao es o unico que consegue andar a atrofiar com um gajo em linguas estranhas
You: Lo siento, no hablo Espanol.
Stranger: e jogar fotebol com maças
Stranger: no estoy hablando espanhol
Stranger: estou a falar portugues caralho!
You: Ich bin trinke keine apfel aber sonnig in gegangen gefallt.
Stranger: e se agarrasses na maça e a meteses no cu nao?
You: auf weidersein!
Stranger: apfel?yes?
You: *Welles*
You have disconnected.

You play football with an apple George?? xD

 

[PurpleDucky]

if you guys ran into any people talking about cinnamon or nutmeg last night, that was the epic /b/tards of 4chan

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

Stranger: Hey 21 male with webcam you intrested?
You: OMG I'm 21 male too!
You: heeeeeeyyyyyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

Stranger: Hey 21 male with webcam you intrested?
You: OMG I'm 21 male too!
You: heeeeeeyyyyyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol